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the-secret-keeper · 1 year
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Incorrect quote:
MC: Hey, look at this! Got my Grim, got my boys! My work here is done!
Ace: We are NOT their boys.
Deuce: Yeah, we are.
Ace: Yeah, we are.
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random-twst-things · 5 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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twst-shenanigans · 8 months
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You can’t sit here and tell me that Stitch didn’t know that he was making the boys jealous
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Look at that smug smile 😂 He knows he’s adorable
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Well it seems to have worked on Grimm. Our baby boy thinks he’s getting replaced 😂
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demon-lover-669 · 1 year
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Ace and Y/n partnered for the robotic baby project
The teacher:*hands y/n a baby with a dark complexion*
Ace: you have some explaining to do.
Y/n: oh I’m so sorry you had to find out this way! Me and my lawyer Jack have been having an affair!
Jack: *holding his and Epel’s doll* what?!
Epel: JACK HOW COULD YOU!
The teacher: please have your family drama out of my classroom….
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adultish-momma · 1 month
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Ace, full of triumphant spite: sucks to suck bitch, you’re stuck with me for life!
Ace: *holds up his left hand, wiggling his fingers to show off his wedding band*
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MC, speaking to any of their more tsundere/asshole love interests: haha, sucks to be you then, you’re stuck with me for life!
MC: *holds up their left hand, wiggling their fingers to show off their wedding band*
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blackopals-world · 1 year
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Crewel: Ive decided that I won't punish you pups.
Ace and Deuce: Thank god.
Crewel: The Prefect will.
Yuu:(In the distance) Tweedle Dee and Tweedle dumbass!
Crewel: God, help you.
Ace: Please just whip us or something!
Deuce: Am I Dee or dumbass?
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lowcallyfruity · 23 days
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Twst incorrect quotes 😨?!
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simple-dark-eyes · 9 months
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*This takes place some time after Vil's overblot. Mexican!Yuu after somehow getting roped into the other first years' bullshit*
Yuu: Oyes eres un pendejo.
Ace: A what?
Yuu: Un pendejo.
Ace: *turns to Grim* Grim, you're un pendejo.
Grim: Un what?
Ace: *turns back to Yuu* Un what?
Yuu: Pendejo.
Ace: *turns back to Grim* Un pendejo.
Grim: *turns to Deuce* Deuce, you're un pendejo.
Deuce: Un what?
Grim: *turns back to Ace* Un what?
Ace: *turns back to Yuu* Un what?
Yuu: *kinda reaching their limit* Un pendejo.
Ace: *turns to Grim* Un pendejo.
Grim: *turns to Deuce* Un pendejo.
Deuce: *turns to Jack* Jack, you're un pendejo.
Jack: *slightly appalled* Un what?
Deuce: *turns back to Grim* Un what?
Grim: *turns back to Ace* Un what?
Ace:: *turns back to Yuu* Un what?
Yuu: *getting frustrated and talking with their hands* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Ace: *turns to Grim copying Yuu* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Grim: *turns to Jack copying Ace* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Deuce: *turns to Jack Copying Grim* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Jack: *angrily turns to Epel* EPEL, YOU'RE UN PENDEJO!
Epel: *very much offened* UN WHAT?!
Jack: *turns back to Deuce* Un what?
Deuce: *turns back to Grim* Un what?
Grim: *turns back to Ace* Un what?
Ace: *turns back to yuu with a nod waiting for them to respond*
Yuu: *has reached their limit and ennuciating each syllable* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Ace: *turns to Grim copying yuu* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Grim: *turns to Deuce copying Ace* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Deuce: *turns to Jack copying Grim* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Jack: *turns to Epel copying Deuce* ¡UN PENDEJO!
Epel: *turns to Yuu* YUU, YOU'RE UN PENDEJO!
Yuu: *very much done with this long game of Telephone and waves him off* ¡PUES CHINGA SU MADRE!
I had to rewrite this cause when I first posted this tumblr got rid of pretty much more than half of the dialogue leaving only yhe names. I wanted to cry.
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captainjacklyn · 2 years
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes #4 :
Yuu/Mc : *sees a group of first year students doing something stupid*
Yuu/Mc : what a bunch of idiots...
Yuu/Mc : ...
Yuu/Mc : *realisation*
Yuu/Mc : WAIT THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS- !!!
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? Yuu, talking to the bathroom mirror: Is there anyone I hate at NRC? No! Are there multiple people that I would stab? Yes, absolutely, I would do so without hesitation. But do I hate them? Still no. And I really think some of these losers should learn the difference.
*Various sounds of agreement from the mirror*
Ace, who came to ask them to hang out:
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random-twst-things · 2 months
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: If I ever wanted to kill myself-
Deuce: What??
Epel, whipping his head around so fast he'd get whiplash: 🤨
Riddle, in the middle of drinking scheduled tea: Huh?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I would climb Ace's ego, and then jump down to his IQ
Riddle: Pfft-
Epel: HAH
Deuce, trying to cover his laughter: hmmhmmm
Ace, out of nowhere: WHAT?!
Riddle: *Chuckling*
Ace: Not you too house warden!?
Riddle: Hmhmhm I- hah- I must admit, Mc/Y/N/Yuu is funny at times
Deuce, nodding: Yep
Epel: Damn right they are
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right I am
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Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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twst-shenanigans · 3 months
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twst Incorrect quote #312
Deuce #1: “I’m the real Deuce!”
Deuce #2: “No, I’m the real Deuce!”
Ace: “Who do we believe?”
MC: “Only one way to tell.”
MC: “What’s 7x4?”
Deuce #2: “28!”
*MC immediately whacks him with a bat*
MC: “Wrong answer.”
Cater: “What…? 7x4 is 28.”
Ace: “Yeah. But he didn’t do the finger thing.”
*Deuce mumbling to himself while counting with his fingers*
Deuce: “28!”
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twsted-lovers · 4 months
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Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Quotes for the New Year with edits
New year, more quotes and more edits
Apologizes if they’re out of character
MC: I love you
Ace: I love me too
MC: I- wait, what?
Ace: I didn’t want this to be some cliched moment, so I thought I’d shake things up a bit. Just know that I love both me, and you- where are you going?
MC: To rethink my life choices
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Idia: Please, you have got to help me… I can’t do this on my own!
Azul: Of course you can. Just go up and set the library books on the counter, the librarian will do the rest.
Idia: But what if she starts… a conversation?
Azul: And this, my good friend, is a sign you’ve been in the fictional world for far too long.
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MC: What happened to me last night?
Deuce: You thought you developed magic powers and could talk to squirrels
MC: Kind of glad, I don’t remember any of that
Ace: It’s okay, I got it all on video
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Malleus: What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creatures over there?
Lilia: Those are children. That’s a school
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Ace: Whatever it is, I didn’t do it
Riddle: You always say that, and I never believe you
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Malleus talking about Riddle: When I first saw him I didn’t really saw him, just a pile of books he was carrying
(I have to it’s in my blood)
Happy New Year and Happy Birthday Lilia!!!
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myeagleexpert · 5 months
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Intriguing news
I like to think that in the future Malleus and Yuu will continue in the role of "friends forever until death do them part" so…
Some time after NRC…
Context and warnings: Sebek can transform into a raven with Malleus's magic,who is currently the king, so that he can serve him better. Yuu lives in an exclusive area at nrc, but works as a diplomat in some kingdoms, including Briar Valley and Sunset Savanah.
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Hearing the familiar sound of flapping wings, Malleus waited as Sebek, his faithful knight, landed behind him. He quacked.
-What it was? - he asked. Malleus turned his hand and a small spark of green magic projected, transforming Sebek into a human.
Malleus raised an eyebrow. The man looked terrified. Normally he was already nervous and a little agitated - ever since he had known him as a child and even in NRC, his confident posture and the shrill volume of his voice. But now his agitated posture didn't smell of confidence, it smelled of fear and anxiety. Which is unusual.
-WAKASAMA….. - he began -… I, um, bring news. - He stopped and took a few deep breaths. - But, before I tell you this news, my lord needs to promise that will not… execute me.
Malleus smiled sarcastically, revealing perfectly white teeth and the pair of small fangs that made even his most pleasant smile seem menacing.
He knew that many in the lands of Briar Valley believed that he had softened by carrying on a genuine friendship with a simple human without magic, even more so since he had carried this very poetic friendship since the days of NRC. But most knew very well that the truth was different. They knew that even though Malleus loved Yuu, he was still a dark fairy. And no one doubted the damage that Malleus could - and would - inflict on the fools who dared try to threaten her.
-Tell me - he said, losing patience with Sebek - or you will prefer execution.
Swallowing hard, Zigvolt continued:
-It's n-nothing important, my lord, in fact, no reason to overreact. - He paused, realizing that his voice sounded as shaky as he felt, hetried to raise his voice as usual, but failed miserably. He had known Malleus for such a long time. There was no chance he wouldn't react explosively to what he was about to tell. - It's just that Prince Leona just…
Malleus intervened hopefully.
-Contract leprosy? - -No, my lord - said Sebek, shaking his head. He tried again: - Leona has just…
-Contracting the black plague? Yellow fever? - Malleus asked.
-Wakasama - continued Sebek, increasingly exasperated. His next words are hurried: - Prince Leona asked Yuu!… and here is the part where I will remind your majesty not to kill me… he asked if she would become his…
Malleus' face somehow became even paler. There was something that could come between him and Yuu: Leona, the prince of Sunset Savannah. When Malleus raised his head, his green eyes pierced Sebek.
-Don't ruin my morning - he warned. Around them, the wind rose slowly at first, but then faster and faster. The air crackled with electricity. The sky grew darker as Malleus spread his wings. A storm was brewing. Then, without saying anything else, he took flight.
Sebek Zigvolt shuddered as he watched him leave. Perhaps out of fear, perhaps out of admiration, he himself accepted the mix of emotions.
-YOU ARE DEALING WITH THIS INCREDIBLY WELL WAKASAMAAA- he shouted. A moment later, there was a flash of green as he transformed back into a bird and followed it into the sky.
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blackopals-world · 11 months
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Ace and Deuce:(sick but in a catatonic sleep)
Yuu: Wow, that cough syrup worked wonders. They're sleeping deeper then Leona on a full stomach. Actually, they haven't moved in a while.
Lilia:(checks bottle) Don't worry pumpkin. They will wake up...in a while...or not.
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This is why you don't let your ancient grandpappy give medicine.
Adeuce are OUT. Best sleep of their lives.
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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year
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riddle: shut up i do not show favoritism name one time i showed favoritism towards [name]
ace: bro not even going to point out the fact that i have a wholeass list of times you did just that but on top of that we never mentioned [name] you were the one that brought them up
riddle:
riddle: oh.
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