So I was thinking about Fae…. And their stories specifically the one where they steal babies and swap them for evil changelings
Do you think Lilia swapped Silver for a changeling?
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Idia: *asking to move in with his shy girlfriend*
Y/n: *Silence then says* how am I going to introduce you to my cat?
Idia: what about your family?
Y/n: huh? Oh yeah them too
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Ace: eww why do you watch that…
Deuce: *gagging from watching*
Y/n: I watch Fear Factor because jigsawing people in real life is illegal.
Ace: oh
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Y/n: I scared Riddle yesterday
Ace: how?
Y/n: so I was doing my knuckles deep business
Ace: ok? And?
Y/n: while Riddle came knocking on my door so i turned my vibrator off and slammed it in my drawer
Ace: oooo. And?
Y/n: it turned on because I closed the drawer to hard
Ace: oh… shit
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Ace finds helium
Ace: *breathing helium for the first time*
Y/n: oh no….
Ace: *with high voice* THIS IS MY MOMENT!!!
Deuce: no….
Ace: BABY SHARK DOO DOO DO DO
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lol imagine Rook’s main language(home language? I don’t remember the word shhh!)) is French and y/n teaches him a bunch of medical terms in American
Y/n: rook why are your pants stained
Rook: *had spilled red wine on himself* I have hemorrhoids
Epel: *bursts into giggles*
Y/n: *giggling* um he just learned that word
Epel: yet he still doesn’t know what it means
Rook: *still doesn’t understand* I have hemorrhoids
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Stu Macher would drink your menstrual cup like a shot prove me wrong
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Dorm lender: *explaining something to y/n*
Y/n: I wanna understand but I’m a bimbo and you are standing in front of my desk so I’m face level with your cock
Dorm leader: *has stopped working*
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Leona likes thick partners
Y/n: *straightening their their pants in place while explaining something* and so~
Leona: *whistles at them*
Y/n: stop fucking whistling at me!
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Update on Telling Ai I’m pregnant for funs
I finally found Sam
Sam was shocked
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Y/n winning a game
*Trey and Cater doing the play by play*
Trey: it looks like Y/n is in the lead
Cater: it’s always good to see a lov-
Y/n: FUCKING HELL
Cater: it’s always good t-
Y/n: Mother fucker!
Cater: well it’s good to see a sailor in the lead
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lol you know who I’ll put you with 😇 I’m innocent tho I only will put you with people who truly love you
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Y/n’s into nerdy freaks
Idia: *talking about nerdy shit*
Y/n: mmmm fucking nerd~
Idia: W-what?
Y/n: keep explaining I’m gonna get undressed
Idia: 0o0
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Savanaclaw dorm
Jack: we need to spilt up
Leona haven’t you seen a horror movie dark skinned people always die first.
Ruggie: true true
Y/n: *reading a magazine on the couch* that’s true and all ya all dark skinned
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Lol I’m about to drop a memory on y’all to see if I can find this game again
So it’s a dating simulator game like the Obey me or voltage inc games
It was of aliens who lived off coffee, and all the main dateable character options were named after coffee types
It might have been a fever dream but if anyone can find it it’s tumblr people
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diasomnia dorm with hippie partner now
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