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#twst incorrect quotes
sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: What?
Malleus:
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
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mrs-schoenheit · 2 days ago
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Hear me out …. Tighnari!Yuu x Jade Leech
A series of…
Jade : What do you think of this mushroom prefect?
Tighnari!Yuu : *eats the mushroom* *vomits* *pass out*
Jade : Poisonus it is ^ ^
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not-idia-shroud · 2 days ago
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Idia: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!
MC: It's Grim.
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luxthestrange · 13 hours ago
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TWST Incorrect quotes#186 Mal...
Mal: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Yuu a little bit Lilia, holding Mal's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation Mal: No, that's our joint tombstone Lilia: My mistake~
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Look me in the eye and tell me this isn't canon
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twst-shenanigans · 20 hours ago
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twst Incorrect quote #270
MC: “I’m kind of crushing on someone... but I’m worried about telling you who it is cause you’re not going to like it...”
Vil: “Just rip the bandage off, potato.”
MC: “It’s Neige.”
Vil: “Put the bandage back on.”
Vil: “AND LEAVE IT ON!”
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thehollowwriter · 2 days ago
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Twisted Wonderland As Quotes From School (Part Four)
Ace: Don't be stupid! Hits Deuce upside the head
Deuce: Hey, don't hurt my braincells! They're trying their best...
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Yuu, staring at Floyd: You remind me of a potted plant
Floyd: Eh?
Yuu: You're tall. And colourful. Like a potted plant
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The third years: Talking about their first kiss
Idia: The only kiss I crave is the sweet kiss of death
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Ace: I didn't study
Deuce: Neither did I
Ace: We can fail together!
Deuce:....Deal
Jack, Epel and Sebek:
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All of these are quotes from my friends, except the last one which is just a conversation I overheard lol
Tagging: @honey-milk-depresso @cupids-chamber @twisted-wonderland-but-gayer
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writingfool001 · 2 days ago
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Ace: "The only one we have to worry about killing us with a cannon is Ortho, so we have a chance."
MC with mechanical Limbs: "Not exactly."
Ace: "....what do you mean?"
MC: "I got a five inch cannon in one of my legs. See-"
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The mechanical limb requests got me rewatching Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood all over again.
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random-twst-things · 21 hours ago
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Mc in Vargas class: I hate PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather break my arm then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather not be able to walk then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: Should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Me to- wait, what?
Mc: I said, should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Why? 😶
Mc: so I could skip?
Idia: No, I mean, why not skip like a normal person?
Mc:.....That's what I'm doing? 🤨
Idia: No, because no sane person would break their own arm to skip when they could just walk away and out the class....
Mc: .....because I don't want to get in trouble by skipping?
Idia:....*looks at them with the most judgmental look they could make*
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fairytalewonders · a day ago
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Yuu: How do you connect with a fictional character?
Malleus: What?
Azul: What?
Riddle: What?
Iida: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.
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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 2 days ago
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Yuu: (holding Grim)
Ace: why are you always holding Grim?
Yuu: because I like holding Grim
Ace: and he doesn't try to burn you?
Yuu: not anymore at least
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tealfloyd · 9 hours ago
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MC: How can you say that Floyd is evil? He is the most precious, soft thing in earth to exist!
Floyd, wiping blood off his cheek: Yeah, I'm adorable~!
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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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[Idia's Room]
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
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tacofandomrandom · 5 hours ago
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“YoU dOnT kNoW WhAt pAIn iS LiKe-“
No I fucking know
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I farmed those gems. I started with enough gems for 70 pulls. Then I farmed through each and every. Single. Fucking. Twistune. And Vignette. And Mission. And Story. Bit by bit, 5 gems by 5 gems until finally I got to 99.
That took me 5 Hours. 5 HOURS STRAIGHT to get those gems. AnD HO W. DOES IT PAY OFF???? HOW DOES THE UNIVERSE DECIDE TO REWARD MY SLAVING SACRIFICE??? HUH?? THE FRENCH BITCH COMES HOME.
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elysia-nsimp · 7 hours ago
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Welcome to TWST characters as things my friends and I have said over the years and have quoted!
Enjoy lmao
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Idia: Thank you. I appreciate you remembering my wants and needs- what the fuck why do you have so much cobblestone
Trey: The only “time” you can run from is the spice
Jade: I’m gonna rip out your spinal cord and strangle you with it
Floyd: bet
Lilia: no dropamole was guac-ed today
Idia: The triad of things that make us funny: depression, neurodivergency, and trauma
Azul: All things I have
Jade: like, you just casually simp but-
Azul: Floyd competitively simps
Ace: the spice girls?? never heard of em. ive only heard of the spice cats.
Yuu, referring to the twins: That’s the difference: one of them murders people, the other one is just horny.
Deuce: A space is called a space because there’s space in the space and if there’s space in a space, it’s space.
Floyd: siblings siblings siBLINGS SIBLING. CMON LETS DO A SIBLING DANCE
Jade:
Azul: [sighs]
Floyd: hey wouldn’t it be funny if I ran across the train tracks while that train is coming
Azul: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Floyd: watch what I can do
Floyd, attempting to do a backflip and failing:
Azul:
Idia: I called it a dumbass and it started working
Kalim, giggling: I bet this is eggscruciating huh
Riddle, about to pop a vein:
Cater: this is bullying and harassment i am cancelling you on twitter dot com
Ace: Drowning Jesus Christ in milk was removed from the Bible’s public release for being too violent
Ace: WAIT
Ace: WRONG DMS
Trey: what
Jade: The ninth wonder of the world: the backside of tongue
Floyd: Go Go Gadget Tongue
Floyd, tipping his fedora: m’shrimpy
Floyd: just give her a concussion so she forgets that she lives there and only remembers where she used to live so that she finally leaves /j
Lilia: HOW ANGSTU ON
Lilia: A scale of 26-89
Malleus: 142
Lilia: I want to be cold and surrounded by dead bodies
Azul: …it would just add more tragically “”romantic”” gestures…
I have SO many more if anyone is interested
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luxthestrange · 13 hours ago
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TWST Incorrect quotes#187 Spider
Yuu*Barging into the kitchen with a scared look*THERE'S A SPIDER!
Jamil: SO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!?
Yuu*Starts to climb over the kitchen counter*KILL IT!?
Jamil*Is also climbing onto the kitchen counter*YOU SAW IT FIRST YOU KILL IT!?
Yuu: YOU'RE THE MAN!
Jamil*unties his hair and lets it flow like a Disney princess with a sassy look*SINCE WHEN?
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Kalim*Being hugged by Yuu and Jamil after he grabbed the spider and tossed it out the window*???... I don't know what's happening but I like it!*Hugging you and Jamil back*
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iamyoursimper · 29 days ago
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Idia : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?
Idia's kid : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"
Idia : Not where i was going, but ok.
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twst-shenanigans · 2 months ago
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twst Incorrect quote #249
MC: “Look! A star is falling. Make a wish.”
Neige: “I wish MC will go on a date with me.”
Vil: “Oh dang, it flew back.”
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