Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
twst Incorrect quote #270
MC: “I’m kind of crushing on someone... but I’m worried about telling you who it is cause you’re not going to like it...”
Vil: “Just rip the bandage off, potato.”
MC: “It’s Neige.”
Vil: “Put the bandage back on.”
Vil: “AND LEAVE IT ON!”
Mc in Vargas class: I hate PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather break my arm then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather not be able to walk then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: Should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Me to- wait, what?
Mc: I said, should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Why? 😶
Mc: so I could skip?
Idia: No, I mean, why not skip like a normal person?
Mc:.....That's what I'm doing? 🤨
Idia: No, because no sane person would break their own arm to skip when they could just walk away and out the class....
Mc: .....because I don't want to get in trouble by skipping?
Idia:....*looks at them with the most judgmental look they could make*
Idia : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?
Idia's kid : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"
Idia : Not where i was going, but ok.
Vargas: You can’t use magic for these tasks.
Twst Boys: That just makes everything harder!
YN/MC/Yuu: I am going to enjoy watching them struggle.
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Malleus: Where's Silver? I wish to speak to him.
Lilia: Outside, fighting with the water.
Mc/Yuu: ONCE AGAIN, IT'S CALLED SWIMMING
Cringy Lines They’ve Used to Attempt Flirting
MC: Hey, did you know that we’re made of stardust?
Deuce: Is that why you shine so brightly?
Idia *who had too many sugary energy drinks*: We’re like coco and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.
Cater: Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Cater: So, *plays with hair* other than sexy, what do you do for a living.
Jamil: I’m here, what are your other two wishes?
Azul: Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
MC: Maybe get better glasses?
Sebek: If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber
Malleus: Were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
Ace: Are you google? Because you are everything I’m searching for.
MC: I don’t have the answers to the test, Ace.
When Eliza stole Idia:
МС: And how will we get there???
Rook: Don't worry, Roi du Trickster! I have a couple of magic tricks!
Rook: smashes the window to hell
Arguments in NRC
Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
twst Incorrect quote #249
MC: “Look! A star is falling. Make a wish.”
Neige: “I wish MC will go on a date with me.”
Vil: “Oh dang, it flew back.”
Literally any TWST guy: I am going to ask Yuu/MC out on a date
Grim, hiding nearby: FINALLY!
TWST guys to Yuu/MC: maybe we can check it out together, see what RSA has been up to
The staff (minus Crowley) join in: OH MY GOSH! IT'S HAPPENING!!
Grim: YES IT IS! YES IT IS! YES IT IS! What is she going to say?
Yuu/MC: it's okay. Crowley handled it for once so there is no need for that 😊
Staff: Oh come on!
Grim: YUU/MC WHY?!?!??!
Yuu/MC: No way! Did he just ask me out on a date???!?!
Grim, appearing out of nowhere: YES YOU IDIOT!!! *ugly sobs*
Yuu : "Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life."
Jack : "Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?"
Yuu : " Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die."
Deuce: Prefect and Grim were scared! Not me!
Ace: Yeah! That’s right! They were shaking in their boots.
YN/MC/Yuu: *ominously* Oh? Is that right?
Ace & Deuce: *pales*
Does NRC have a broadcasting system??? Or even a broadcasting club?
Because I just thought of crack that might just end up taking over my blog built on the headcanon NRC has a broadcasting system(probably run by Idia? Or Ortho ig? Vil is a good candidate too tho):
The Prefect/Yuu has a broadcast named “Unique Magic: Listen Up.” where NRC students send in things they need advice for and then the Prefect and some other person(they would probably have special guests every now and then, most likely the dorm leaders) give them advice in the most blunt, honest way possible. And depending how stupid a question is, they talk some sense into the sender.
Everyone at NRC, yes, even the staff, find it hilarious to listen to some magicless human flame the sh-t out of their fellow schoolmates.
It was just a podcast only NRC students can listen to, but then a big radio studio(?) heard of it and offered Yuu a big sum of money to do it at their station. It could be daily or weekly but you all can decide on that, either way, Yuu’s getting that bag.
*Cue Yuu and Grim celebrating the fact that they aren’t paid the bare minimum by a certain useless f-cking bird*
8/19/22: Be right back, I’m going to go and make a scenario with this:P
8/23/22: anyways, here’s the blog I made to build more on this.
Please send in stupid things people have asked you/other people for advice for. Or just normal things you need advice for, there’s no shame in that.