twst Incorrect quote #295
MC: “When you see him, please don’t freak out, ok?”
Crewel *cough* father figure *cough*: “To think you think so lowly of me. I’m not going to freak out. Whoever you’re dating, I’ll accept him.”
MC: “Ok... You can come in.”
*Floyd enters the room*
Crewel: “Leech get out of the way. I am about to see who MC is dating.”
Y/n taking care of Baby 1st years.
Y/n: *sitting on a bench reading with Deuce in their lap.*
A mom: oh how cute! How many little ones do you have?
Y/n: *looking up* beside my little cuddle bug? 4 more.
The mom: oh a handful… where are your others.
Y/n: oh just playing. Actually one second. *running to the sand box holding deuce* Ace Brain! Get that sand out of your mouth or your going back on the leash!
The mom: oh my….
Y/n: Epel! Get outta that tree! I swear I’ll call Papa Vil!
Y/n: Jack! Stop trying to burry Sebek!
Idia, after dying 30 times in a row in a video game: perseverance is key I'll get it this time
Idia, after the slightest thing in real life goes wrong: nope that's it, I give up
Yuu: Did you guys pick up on any weird tension between me and Malleus at that meeting?
Yuu: Because I think he might be into me.
Ace: Oh, I thought you were joking.
MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?
Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!
Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.
Deuce: Like you have a better one!
Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..
MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!
Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.
MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?
Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.
Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.
Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*
MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-
Malleus: *muffled* NO!
*After The Fall In Glorious Masquerade*
Trein: You can’t use your magic or the flowers will drain you.
Deuce & Epel: *Brings out a bat* Who needs magic to fight?
Azul: Prefect, your friends are an interesting lot- Prefect?!
YN/MC/Yuu: *Takes out a bat too & shrugs* You learn a thing or two from them about defending yourself, and they're not wrong either.
Idia : If a stranger came up to you and said "I'm your dad's friend, He told me to pick you up" what would you say?
Idia's kid : I'd say "You're lying my dad doesn't have any friends!"
Idia : Not where i was going, but ok.
Incorrect Twisted Wonderland #3
*Overblot Jamil watching as Kalim somehow avoids his magic on his rug*
OB!Jamil; I can't believe it, I'm losing to a rug
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Malleus: Where's Silver? I wish to speak to him.
Lilia: Outside, fighting with the water.
Mc/Yuu: ONCE AGAIN, IT'S CALLED SWIMMING
Mc in Vargas class: I hate PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather break my arm then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: I'd rather not be able to walk then do PE
Idia: Me too
Mc: Should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Me to- wait, what?
Mc: I said, should I break my arm to skip?
Idia: Why? 😶
Mc: so I could skip?
Idia: No, I mean, why not skip like a normal person?
Mc:.....That's what I'm doing? 🤨
Idia: No, because no sane person would break their own arm to skip when they could just walk away and out the class....
Mc: .....because I don't want to get in trouble by skipping?
Idia:....*looks at them with the most judgmental look they could make*
twst Incorrect quote #282
Random narrator: “This is MC. MC loves their personal space.”
*Floyd hugging MC tightly*
Random narrator: “This is Floyd. Floyd also loves MC’s personal space.”
Y/n: *on the phone with Trey* come pick up your son.
Trey: my son?
Y/n: your son. *annoyed and yells at ace* Ace! Don’t you fucking eat your kidney stones! You just had them removed!
Trey: you mean your son.
Y/n: Ace! Get that out of your fucking mouth! *looks at their phone* oh he’s my son? Ace! Treys on the phone!
Ace: Dads on the phone! *running to take the phone*
Kalim, pulling back the shower curtain: Hey Yuu, are we - stop screaming it's me - are we out of chips?
Malleus: Child of man, do the thing.
Yuu: What thing?
Malleus: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Malleus, smiling back: Thank you, child of man.
MC: Sooooo I did a thing.
Crewel: Oh dear-
MC: Nonono-it’s completely harmless I promise! Lemme just..*removes hat*
MC: *reveals a white streak they dyed in their hair* U-Um, I just thought it’d be a cool idea for us to be matching. Ya know like a..father-child thing.
Crewel: *crushing you in a hug* Oh pup, you look wonderful.
MC: *hugs back* So am I correct to assume you like it?
Crewel: *chuckling* I love it.~❤️