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hnsoka · 2 days ago
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DAMN I REALLY POPPED OFF TODAY
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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: What?
Malleus:
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
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*after class*
Mc: Who wants Smash with me after school?
Sebek: WHAT!
Ace: Yes I do.
Deuce: *blushing*
Jack & Epel: *just staring*
Sebek: MC THAT IS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE!!!!
*Jack leaves*
Mc: No it's not. Come on Sebek don't u want smash with me?
Sebek: *blushing* M-maybe
Epel: I'm in too...
Mc: Yay, this is going to be a proper Smash Bros tournament.
Ace: Wait what?
Mc: Yeah, I just bought more game controllers and... Wait a minute, if you didin't talk about Smash Bors, what were you talking about?
*All boys are silent*
Mc: Now let's make it so that I go as far away from you as possible and none of you come near me. Except Deuce.
Epel: What that is unfair. Why?
Mc: Because Deuce knew how to keep his mouth shut
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mintmoth · a day ago
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Eel Hoodie Eel Hoodie
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wolken-himmel · a day ago
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In which Azul asks (Y/n) to be his dance partner for a PE extra credit class. However, there are a few obstacles.
Firstly, he can't dance. Secondly, he might have a little crush on the prefect.
Requested by anon.
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Despite the busy clanking of dishes and chattering of students outside of his office, Azul had been staring at the mirror on his desk for more than half an hour already. A look of desperation was etched onto his face, and his reflection mirrored that expression perfectly. His silence was broken by a wistful sigh that escaped his lips.
"(Y/n), oh dear (Y/n), please..." Azul muttered. "Will you be my partner for Vargas' dancing class?"
The remnants of his voice echoed out into a heavy silence again, only to be broken by uncontrollable laughter by none other than Floyd. His face was contorted into a giant grin as he shifted in his seat across from the desk. "Jade, look! The boss is preparing to propose marriage to Shrimpy," he teased and held his rumbling stomach.
The dormleader tensed in embarrassment when even the usually more composed Jade broke out into amused chuckles. "Well, Azul... I've never seen you so worked up before," Jade remarked and tilted his head to the side. "It's been about an hour you've had us sit here with you... You do know that chaos is happening outside right now?"
Azul jumped to his feet and slammed his fists onto the table. The act of desperation caught the twins off-guard. "That's because this is a dire emergency! I'm about to flunk PE— and the only way I can salvage my grades is by participating in this dancing class for extra credit."
"Oh— dancing is so much fun!" Floyd chimed in excitement. "Although... I can't imagine you dancing, boss. That would be a strange image in my head."
Exactly then, the desperation on Azul's face increases tenfold. "That's the issue: I can't dance at all! I'm as clumsy as Kalim in a porcelain shop in this human form. You don't want to see me dance, really. It's pure embarrassment."
Jade hummed in acknowledgement. "And you have heard of the prefect's dancing skills, so you wish to ask for—"
"Yes. That's the gist of it."
"But..." Floyd trailed off, "don't you have a crush on—"
"Shut your mouth, eel!" Azul shouted at the top of his lungs and shot Floyd the angriest glare he had ever mustered.
A knowing grin appeared on Jade's face. "Well, look at it more positively, Azul. That's two birds with one stone, eh? Just make sure to not embarrass yourself too much in front of the prefect."
To that, Azul opened his mouth, only to close it again without having uttered a word. His pale cheeks had warmed up considerably, leaving a soft redness on his face.
"Don't worry, boss. We'll cheer you on! Now go and catch your fish!"
And without being allowed to protest whatsoever, Azul was pushed out of his office by none other than the twins. With each eel holding his arm, he was — against his will, might I add — guided out of the Mostro Lounge and towards wherever they suspected to find you.
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They struck gold when they found you alone in the library, hunched over a thick book with yellow pages. Without any warning, the eels pushed their leader out from behind the bookshelves.
The yelp that escaped Azul's lips caught your attention, and your eyes flitted up to meet his nervous ones. After having gulped down his anxiety, he stepped forward and shot you a small smile. "(Y/n)? C-Could I talk to you for a moment?" he asked carefully.
"Oh Azul, yes of course." You pushed the dusty book away from you and turned your whole attention to him. Once you had done so, you noticed the way his anxious eyes darted from one place to another. You furrowed your eyebrows in concern. "Hey, you look really pale... Are you alright? Did Floyd get you in trouble again?"
"No, no... That's not it," Azul said, chuckling softly. Then, he took a deep breath and summoned all his courage. "I'm sorry if this sounds like a strange request, but please hear me out. Perhaps you might have caught wind of my lesser prowess in flying classes—"
Your lips quirked up into a grin. "Yeah, I saw you dangling from your broom the other day. I was really concerned for a second."
His courage slipped down the drain as quickly as it had appeared. The smile on his lips wavered, but he caught himself just in time. "Well, then you get how dire my situation is," he continued with a twinge of desperation to his tone. "If I don't improve my grades through a bonus class, I'll fail PE... So, there's this dancing class next week that will give a boost to my grades. I wanted to ask if you'd like to be my dancing partner. I've seen you dance a few times when you worked at the Mostro Lounge— when you thought that nobody was looking."
"I've never seen you so nervous before, Azul." You quirked an eyebrow in surprise.
"Please," he muttered and clasped his hands together. "I'm really in a pinch here, (Y/n)."
Much to his relief, your surprise soon morphed into a smile of delight. "Of course, I'd love to be your dancing partner! This will be so much fun." An excited sigh escaped your lips. "Do you know how to waltz? I think that will be the main focus of the dancing class."
A nervous chuckle escaped his lips at that. "Floyd tried to teach me, but he said I'm a hopeless case." He bashfully rubbed his neck. "I had to buy him new shoes after our lessons."
"I'm sure you can't be that bad, Azul..."
"That's kind of you to say, but don't underestimate my clumsiness with these legs."
And really, you had underestimated his inability to dance. The consequences would haunt you after weeks of dancing classes and the final examination. As you lounged in the Ramshackle living room after everything was said and done, you let out a heavenly sigh as you submerged your aching feet in a bucket of ice cubes.
Grim, who had dumped a fresh batch of ice into your bucket, shot you a questioning look. "Do you need more ice for your feet, henchhuman?"
"That should be enough, Grim... Thank you," you said gratefully and patted the empty couch space next to you.
Without wasting any time, he did as you asked and happily curled up beside you. "So, did you pass that dancing class?" he asked curiously while drifting off to sleep.
You hummed proudly. "We did! But... my feet paid the price." A sheepish chuckle escaped your lips as you moved your aching feet. Although the pain had already subsided, you winced when you noticed how swollen they looked. "Azul really stomped on my feet more than a dozen times."
"I don't get why you were so keen on helping him out," Grim scoffed and forced one eye open. "What has he ever done for you?"
"He was just so adorable when he asked me to be his dancing partner... I couldn't say no."
That was when the cat monster's eyes shot open in what looked like horror. At once, he bolted to his feet and launched himself at you. "No, don't tell me—" he wailed out and grabbed you by your collar to shake you back and forth.
An airy giggle escaped your lips, only reaffirming the cat's suspicions. "Hehe, yes... Azul is really adorable. What is there not to love about him?"
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kalimmunchies · a day ago
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hi *faints*
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random-twst-things · a day ago
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Lillia: Just be casual, don't be too upfront
Malleus: okay
Later at MC's front door:
Mc: oh, hi Malleus, what's up?
Malleus: *holding a bouquet of 12 roses and a box of shiny things (idk)
Malleus: Marry me 🙂
Mc:...what?
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eponinexxvii · a day ago
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Ignoring the House Wardens (I)
a/n: this is my first attempt at a fan fic so don't roast me please. also i made this really fast so excuse any mischaracterizations
Riddle Rosehearts
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Leona Kingscholar
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Azul Ashengrotto
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mrs-schoenheit · 2 days ago
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Hear me out …. Tighnari!Yuu x Jade Leech
A series of…
Jade : What do you think of this mushroom prefect?
Tighnari!Yuu : *eats the mushroom* *vomits* *pass out*
Jade : Poisonus it is ^ ^
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questionartbox · a day ago
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Scarabia collection set! 🐍 art tumblr | art twt | everything-twt
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akaipepo · a day ago
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its spooke month
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sober-pepper · 2 days ago
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[Idia's Room]
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
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*Floyd with short Mc*
Floyd: Ooooooh shriiiimpyyyy where are you.
Mc: Floyd you don't have to shout I'm right next to you.
Floyd: Where is Shrimpy? I don't see them anywhere.
Mc: Look down Floyd I'm here.
Floyd: Like I hear Shrimpy's voice but I can't see them anywhere.
Mc: *kick Floyd*
Floyd: OUCH! Shrimpy what the heck. That wasan't nice.
Mc: Floyd I cured your blindness. Shouldn't you say thank you? If you go blind again I'll kick you again.
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mintmoth · 2 days ago
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A commission for @thatlethalsoul of the alchemical mishap that lead the birth of the nightmare that is Jaydia ✨
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vannrou · a day ago
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I BECAME THE WIFE OF THE MONSTROUS SEA WITCH
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SUMMARY: Inspired by the manhwa, The Monstrous Crowned Prince (some parts of it)
PAIRINGS: Azul Ashengrotto/Mermaid!reader(Fem)
NOTES: May contain spoilers for Azul's backstory (set before yuu's appearance) (Also reader has no knowledge about Twisted Wonderland) (NRC is a co-es school in this universe)
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It's already a month since my death
It was a car accident. I was too busy with my phone, not aware of my of a car nearing by
It was until I heard a loud beep and saw a flashing lights was my last time on earth
When I woke up I was in a body of a child. Not an ordinary one, a mermaid
I wasn't used to the ocean, but my god was it so beautiful to be in here. The parents of the girl was kind too, they didn't have any issues, it was very peaceful to be in here.
I adored being a kid again. The other kids were so nice to me, we all played games like tag trying to chase each other. They were such nice kids...
Or so I thought
....
"Ink-spilling Azul! Even he can't fit in the pot", "Look at him! I think he's a gonna cry!" two mer-folks were taunting what looks to be.. a pot?
You got near the two, curious to what they were doing. "Hey... What's going on?" They shrieked when they heard you, "[Name]! Come join us! We're trying to get the octopus out of the pot" one said, the other one was just giggling. "What octopus?" You went near the pot not before spotting a few tentacles on top
As you're close by, you saw the cutest mer-folk you have ever seen, he was curled up in the pot. He has the prettiest baby blue eyes, the chubbiest cheek like a dumpling. It looked like he was crying - his tears making his eyes look like crystals
He finally glance at you, panicked spread his face. Were you gonna bully him too? He started to move around, trying to avoid your gaze. "Look, he's being weird again!", "C'mon [Name], let's leave him be. It's not like he can catch up anyways" the two boys continued to torment the boy in the pot, you glared at the two, then said "How about you two should run away before I tell the adults what you were doing!"
"EEK! Fine we'll go! But this isn't the last time. remember this!" The two swam away. Finally at peace, you tried to console the octopus, "It's okay now. I think they're gone now". He peeked his head out but still wouldn't budge from the pot, "I promise I won't hurt you. Uh, here, you can have this weird shell I found" you picked a nearby shell you saw. He let his arm out to grab it, your hand and his brushed against each other - it was the softest hand you have ever touched. "What's your name by the way? Mine is [Name]" you tried to engage a conversation but it seems like he wasn't speaking. "Don't worry! You don't have to talk, I'll still stay here until you feel comfortable enough around me" you gave him a closed eye smile. Sitting near the pot
A few minutes came by when he finally started to speak "A-azul... My name is Azul" he said, almost like a whisper. "Azul is it? What a really pretty name!" You said flustering him as he went back in the pot "Let's be friends! I'll make sure to drive those bullies away!" you said, "Drive...?" he asked, but he was doubting to what you said
"What if you're lying? Y-you're not trying to get me to do something for you, will you?". What kind of question was that. You felt bad for this kid. "Of course not! I'm not the kind of per- mermaid that would use people" he seemed hesitant to your respond but eventually let his guard down, accepting your friendship
Ever since that day Azul would always be next to you, you'd always scare away to those who makes fun of him. They call you his shark guard, you never hesitate to bite anyone who'd let out an insult to Azul.
The tweels was then added to your small little friend group, they were not easy to handle but they do mean well and would also defend Azul if you weren't around
You guys were an outcast, but it didn't bother any of you
"C'mon Azul! She might disappear if you don't tell them" Floyd was teasing him, "He's right y'know. What if a princely merman or mermaid steal them away from you" Jade joined in. "B-but what if they don't accept?! I'll just embarrass myself" Azul sulked. He wanted to confess his undying love for you even if you guys weren't in the right age yet. But he can't help but feel those little tingling feelings...
"Accept what?"
You suddenly appeared out of nowhere, "AH! You scared me!" Azul hid his arms behind his back. Avoiding your curious stare. "Fufu- how about me and Floyd leave you two be~" Jade grabbed Floyd's arm and swam to the side, "NO WAIT! I WANNA SEE WHATS GONNA HAPPEN!", Flotd tried thrashing around to get out of Jade's grip as he dragged him away
Azul then swam near you, pulling out a bouquet of sea flowers with a golden paper on his other hand. "I want you to sign a contract with me! A marriege contract!" He shouted, his eyes closed, lowering his head. "E-eh?!" you jumped at his propersal "But we're far too young for marriage". as much as you like Azul, you haven't even thought about marriage - even in your previous life. "It can be a secret marriege. Only me, you and the tweels will know about it" he clutched the bouquet and paper — wrinkling it, his eyes lookes like it was sparkling. "It's a our way of saying that we'll always be together, no matter what!"
Azul doesn't fully understand the concept of marriage yet. It's best to play along for now, you don't wanna break his poor heart. "Then I'll accept" you sweat dropped, this may or may not be a good idea in the future. "Really?! Th-then we'll have our wedding when we grow older. I promise to make you happy" god he was just adorable - you suddenly hugged him "You're so cute! Please never stop being so adorable" you gushed. Azul started to blush and stutter his words, it looks like you have broken him.
Few years had passed and many changed, Azul certainly changed. He became more sinister and shady unlike his previous cowardly personality. He started to trick others for momentarily gain. The tweels didn't change much, Floyd is still Floyd and Jade is much more cunning than before. They kinda resembled a movie you used to watch as a kid
The four of you got accepted to Night Raven College, because of your growing, magical abilities. Azul didn't waver to trick others to sign his contracts, even the Headmaster to open up Mostro Lounge.
You were a bystander to all of this, choosing not to engage to their evil schemes. That doesn't mean you spent any less time with them, infact you were always labeled as their special guest - often eating there for free food, Azul does have a soft spot for you.
"I don't understand why you wouldn't want me to pay, it's the least I can do since I spent most of my time here" you said while cutting a meat into small slices, "Hmm..? Why would I? Shouldn't a husband spoil their future wife?" You choked as he spoke, he grabbed a nearby glass and held it near you. "You still remember that?" You took the drink he gave you, "Why of course, it was a very memorable day for me. I still have the contract somewhere in my office" he put his arm at the table, hand in his chin, staring at you with loving eyes - his other arm grabbed your hands, thumb caressing your knuckles. You blushed at his actions
Right... He may changed a lot, but that's affect your relationship with him
It doesn't matter to you how wicked he become, you're willing to stay to matter what
Even if the whole world was against him you'd still defend and be by his side
It's you and Azul against the world
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Not proofread + horrible ending, I could've done better
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mymainwastoocluttered · a day ago
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Batty for you (Lilia)
There's a little guest in Ramshackle, could you spare some fruits?
NOTE: I only write for female reader but everyone is welcome to read it!
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There is a noise coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night.
There shouldn't be a noise coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night.
Grim is right by your side, snoring away on his pillow, like the very spoiled cat monster weasel he is. And it is not the ghosts, they're too talkative to in just make a noise, they'd be giggling between words. So why is there a noise coming from the kitchen in the middle of the night?
That's what you're going to figure out, slipping your feet in the fluffy slippers Vil gave you during the SDC and grabbing whatever blanket Grim isn't hogging. As quickly as your sleepy brain allows you, you speedwalk down the hallway, going directly to the kitchen, a fireplace poker firmly in hands. After Floyd almost scares you to death breaking in, your trusty poker has become a mighty weapon.
Oh, please, let it be Ace letting himself in because Riddle kicked him out again. Please.
"Khee!"
"Oh!" You startle, almost tripping on the blanket dragging in the floor.
Sitting on top of a counter is a quite big bat, surrounded by grapes and other fruits, munching happily on a strawberry. Oh, so it was the bat who made the noise by turning the fruit bowl upside down to spill the fruit out of it. Wait...
"... Are you one of Lilia's bats?"
The little one perks up at your voice, or maybe at his... Carer's name. Oh, it is so cute, like a big puppy, chewing on fruit with big eyes whole holding what didn't fit its mouth with its little hands. It swallows the piece before clicking at you a few times, and you're now in love with it.
"You're so cute~" you coo, sitting on a bench so you could prop your face on your hands and watch your visitor. "Did you get lost? Or is Lilia around?"
It clicks again before shoving the rest of the fruit in its mouth. You quickly grab a random grape and hand it to your guest, watching in delight as it takes the grape from you and then nuzzles you hand.
"So cute! Eat more, little one, there's a lot of fruit here."
"He won't be little anymore if you keep feeding him like that."
The shriek that rose from your lungs would've been enough to wake up even Leona, but thanks to Lilia and his fast thinking on covering your mouth, all that came out was a muffled squeal. He only lets go once he's sure you won't scream again.
"To think that's all I needed to do to get you to make a face like that," he winks at you, boyish smile sharp as always.
"Stop– if you do that again, I'm never talking to you ever again!" You threaten, huffing triumphantly when his smile drops a millimeter. "And get down from my counter!"
"Apologies, my dear, I didn't think you'd scare so easily," he is still smirking as he jumps off the counter, but you forgive him because he's so cute, and you have a massive crush on the man.
"... I forgive you. Now take your little friend and get out of my house."
"I thought we were welcomed here?"
"I can deal with a cute bat eating in my kitchen. You, on the other hand, will just cause mischief."
"Aw, I'm hurt you think so lowly of me, dear~" he dramatically places a hand on his forehead in an impressive perfomance. Add a hat and one would think he was Rook. "I am capable of more than just mischief."
"Mayhem."
"You're no fun."
Lilia shakes his finger at you, and you can't help but giggle at his antics. The little bat lets out a soft "khee", that you now notice sounds a lot like Lilia's laugh, taking your attention away from the fae. The little one licks its lips and then its little hands, before stretching his wings. With one swift movement, it goes up in the air, and fliess over to the bat fae.
"I see how it is, you don't eat my food, but a pretty girl's are fair game," Lilia accuses, booping the bat with a finger, and you feel like dying of cuteness.
"Maybe it doesn't like your boyish looks, Lils, maybe it likes my feminine charms~" you joke, winking at him. A yawn goes past your lips, and you remember that it is still the middle of the night.
"Maybe so," he chuckles, allowing the little bat to rest on his head. "That's a big yawn, missy, you should go back to bed."
"As soon as you leave my kitchen, Silver told me to never leave you alone with an oven."
The man pouts, prompting a soft laugh from you, only to smile again and bow. With a low 'later, dear', he disappears in a flash of light, much how Hornton tends to do. You are alone in the kitchen.
"He could at least have teleported me to bed," you joke to yourself, hugging the blanket tighter to your shoulders.
(Outside Ramshackle, Lilia scolds Henry the fruit bat in a soft voice for trying to play matchmaker so late at night. Henry reasons that he's very much a bat and likes to go out at night best, and maybe he wouldn't have to do this if Lilia stopped wasting time and confessed already.)
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random-twst-things · a day ago
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Malleus:
Mc: *Smiling* Oh, hi Malleus! How are you doing? 🙂
Malleus:
Mc and Malleus somehow at a wedding reception:
Priest (or whatever): You may now kiss the bride/groom
Mc in a wedding dress/suit: where tf am I?
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Malleus: 🙂🙂🙂
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