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twst-shenanigans · 2 days
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twst Incorrect quote #295
MC: “When you see him, please don’t freak out, ok?”
Crewel *cough* father figure *cough*: “To think you think so lowly of me. I’m not going to freak out. Whoever you’re dating, I’ll accept him.”
MC: “Ok... You can come in.”
*Floyd enters the room*
Crewel: “Leech get out of the way. I am about to see who MC is dating.”
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Damian: If you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight.
Duke: Ah, the famous Batman approach to wildlife rehabilitation.
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academicbrainrot · 3 days
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Incorrect Sandman Quotes
Death: Hob, you are going to be ok, but I need you to stay awake, you've lost a lot of blood! What's your type?
Hob: Tall, skinny, a raven-haired personification of dreams, bonus if his name is Morpheus.
Death:
Death: I meant blood type, Hob.
Hob: oh.
Hob: Red.
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luxthestrange · 2 days
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TWST Incorrect quotes#332 Debating
Baby: Mah...
Mal*Looking at his child*No
Baby: abUA ama bu!*"Glares at Papa*
Mal: Dont you talk back to me!*Frowns at the baby
Baby *Starts puffing small fire out of their mouth and tail slapping on the ground in a tantrum*ABU!BUH BUH!
Mal: I said "NO" and I overrule you youngling!
Yuu*Knitting their firstborn socks sitting near the fireplace, with a sigh*Would you please stop arguing with our child...
Mal:...I might as well my love, I think they are winning...
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Cody: Alright everyone, meet Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: waves Hello there.
Cody: absolutely smitten My husband
Ponds: Seriously?
Bly: whistles They exchanged vambraces and everything, it's official.
Fox: Listen to me, you deserve so much better. Don't settle for a gestures emotionally repressed oxygen deprived half pint, there's still a chance to escape.
Cody: I really like him.
Fox: I was talking to Obi-Wan
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liv45no · 3 days
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Enid: I made a marshmallow Wednesday. Her arms are crossed because she's mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying her. You like it?
Wednesday, visibly choked up: It's fine.
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incorrect-wenclair · 3 days
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Wednesday: *writing with her left hand*
Enid: Woah I thought you could only write with your right!
Wednesday:
Wednesday: I’m ambidextrous
Enid, thinking to herself: So I have a chance...
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babyboymunson · 2 days
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Eddie: Scolding the kids
Steve: Oh no
Robin: What?
Steve: I just realized I'm into this
Robin: Ew
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miss-goon · 2 days
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pyjamacryptid · 2 days
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more Merlin doodle oodles
Some incorrect quotes taken from tumblr posts/tv shows. Except for the ‘something’s wrong with him’ one and ‘two words don’t argue’ one, that’s just from me lol
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Enid: I made tea.
Wednesday : I don’t want tea.
Enid: I didn't make it for you. This is my tea.
Wednesday : Then why are you telling me?
Enid: It is a conversation starter.
Wednesday : That is a lousy conversation starter.
Enid: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
Wednesday:
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marvinthecrow · 2 days
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A redraw of the Kanej still from season 2! Until we know for sure what's Kaz is giving to Inej, here's some options!
Instagram • Patreon • Ko-fi • Redbubble
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Jason: My life has become a never-ending game of "Illegal or Just Frowned Upon?"
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altbite · 3 days
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Incorrect Quotes *mw2 x reader*
Alejandro: Rudy and I are having a baby.
Y/n: That's gre-
Alejandro, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Price, driving y/n and Soap: So how was your day?
Y/n: We almost got surprise adopted!
Price: What?
Soap: We almost got kidnapped.
Price: Oh, okay.
Price: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Ghost: Y/n... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Y/n: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Ghost:
Ghost: I wrote sanitize, Y/n.
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Y/n: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!
Rudy: Mind your language!
Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???
Rudy:
Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.
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Y/n: Am I going too far?
Gaz: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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Soap: Truth or dare?
Y/n: Dare
Soap: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Y/n: Hey Graves
Graves, blushing: Yeah?
Y/n: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Alejandro
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Y/n: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Gaz: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?
Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.
Price: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Price: Listen, I can explain...
Ghost: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Soap: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Y/N: You guys are getting paid?
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Price: Just be yourself.
Y/n: 'Be myself'? Price, I have one day to win Alejandro over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Gaz: Couple weeks
Soap: Six months.
Ghost: Jury’s still out.
Y/n: See, Price?
Y/n: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Soap: Alejandro... How do I begin to explain Alejandro?
Rudy: Alejandro is flawless.
Ghost: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Gaz: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
Y/n: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.
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“Touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony.”
-caduceus
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Maverick: Wanna come over and eat what my mom made?
Iceman: Maverick, you’re an orphan.
Maverick: I said, wanna come over and eat what my mom made?
Iceman: *sighs*
Iceman: What did your mom ma—
Maverick: Me.
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