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Stephanie: Are you mad?
Damian: No.
Stephanie: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?
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*after Soap has been captured*
Price: Fuck- I’m getting a call-
Price, on the phone: I swear if there’s a single hair out of place-
Makarov: Shut up
Price: EXCUSE ME-?
Makarov: Shut up! I dropped that feral bastard in a dumpster outside of the airport. You can have him back. Forget the ransom just take him
Price:
Makarov: God- *hangs up*
Price: Uh-
Gaz: … Soap scares me
Ghost: He scares me too and I like it
Gaz: Oh my god-
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YN: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Jason: What?
Yn: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jason: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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Screenshot from Pootis’ Last Date 💖
This amazing show is made by @quazies
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Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-
Charles: It was me.
Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.
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Jegulus and Wolfstar planning a vacation:
Sirius: Okay, so I'll drive and-
James and Remus: Absolutely not.
James: Nope.
Remus: Not after last time.
James: I've just stopped having nightmares.
Remus: I finally regrew my last toe.
Sirius: But guyyyys!
Regulus: What the fuck happened last time?
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zuko: i'm so ugly
sokka: okay square up hoe
zuko: what??
sokka: NO ONE says my boyfriend's ugly. not even my boyfriend. [cracks knuckles]
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grover: hopefully some of us have learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings
percy: yeah clarisse
clarisse: oh, shut up and die percy
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Twisted wonderland incorrect Quotes #33
Ace:Are you seriously starring again Mc
Grim:how many times have i told you henchman h-
Male!MC:*staring at leona*yeah yeah he has no moral but he has long hair~
*later*
Male!Mc:*playing with leona’s hair* you're so pretty
Leona:*sleepily*I could beat the sh*t outta you
Male!Mc:I know~
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Jeff: Apparently, it was rude of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Jeff: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
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Bucky: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N? I’m sort of in love.
Y/N: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Bucky: I’m in love with you.
Y/N: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Dick: Get busy, ya flope.
Bruce: Flope?
Dick: It means loser, okay?
Dick: It's new slang.
Dick: People are saying it.
Dick: My brothers said so!
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Ghost: Cap, how do you feel about me
Price: I’d certainly greet any guy you brought home with a shotgun if that’s what you’re asking
Ghost: Aww-
Soap, quickly leaving the room: I need body armor
Price: WHAT?!
Gaz: Wow… need me to get your shotgun-?
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Nya, about Jay: I can't believe how much time I spend thinking about this fucking nerd
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Eddie, bringing Robin to Steve: Steve! Your gay.
Steve: Just because I think about kissing men doesn't mean I'm gay, Eddie.
Robin:
Steve:
Robin: Steve.
Steve: Oh, OH! I get it.
Eddie: You think about what now?
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Elrond: Just a reminder. I choose the kindness. I am willing to pursue other options if kindness doesn't work out.
Elros: And he has a knife.
Elrond: And I have a knife.
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