Ryan: You know what they say: if you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs.
Shane: Nobody says that.
Van Helsing: Whilst we prepare for our confrontation with the Count, remember that he is no ordinary man. Regular weapons will do him no harm. Only holy objects can be used to kill the Count.
Van Helsing: I repeat myself, Mr. Morris. Only holy objects can defeat the Count.
Quincey: Guns are holy. They make lots of holes.
All verse crossover part 3
Rise!Leo, taps mic: My turtle brothers. From Raphies, to Donnies, to Mikeys.
Rise!Leo: Aprils to Caseys...
Rise!Leo: last but not least. (Y/N)s~ *wink, finger gun*
All (Y/N)s: *giggles/wave*
twst Incorrect quote #270
MC: “I’m kind of crushing on someone... but I’m worried about telling you who it is cause you’re not going to like it...”
Vil: “Just rip the bandage off, potato.”
MC: “It’s Neige.”
Vil: “Put the bandage back on.”
Vil: “AND LEAVE IT ON!”
y / n: Guess what?
y / n: I'm getting married!
Jason, getting furious: WHO IS THE BASTARD! WHO IS -?
y / n, hitting a marriage certificate: It's you, sign here.
[ Batfamily doing an undercover mission. ]
Bruce: You two are sure you’re not gonna be spotted?
Jason: Absolutely. Our cover makes us invisible.
Dick: Excuse me, ma’am. Do you have two minutes to talk about the environment?
[ The woman runs away. ]
Jason: Nailed it. Now no one will make eye contact with us.
Wanda: every mother makes a child with a little magic
Y/N: d-did your parents not explain the birds and the bees to you?
Wanda: what do bird and bees have to do with children making?
Strange: (laughs) well… good luck with that, Y/N
Wanda: Y/N, will you help me make my boys or not?
Y/N: oh definitely! I just want to be sure you know how it actually works!
Idia: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!
MC: It's Grim.
TWST Incorrect quotes#186 Mal...
Mal: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded because I like Yuu a little bit
Lilia, holding Mal's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation
Mal: No, that's our joint tombstone
Lilia: My mistake~
Look me in the eye and tell me this isn't canon
Dracula, Oct. 3 & 4-
Dracula: Those meddlesome humans are ruining my plans for world conquest. But they've so foolishly excluded their smartest member. I shall feed from her and curse her with vampirism.
Jonathan: *wielding a whole ass machete and fueled with the rage of a thousand demon hornets* I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU TO HELL MYSELF!!!
Dracula: OH SHI-
Dracula: Well, that didn't go as planned. Time to flee the country and go back home. At least I can sneak away without the Nerd Squad suspecting me.
Mina: *tracking him with the mental connection he gave her* Thanks for the mind-reading powers, loser!
Dracula: I have made a terrible mistake.
The true wives of mlp
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Kidnapper: We have your ARC trooper
Rex: Which one I have three
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Rex: Which one I have three
Marks and Rec: Misc #2444
(Ol' "Ulterior Motives" Bergara...) (Dialogue from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.)