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#incorrect quotes
amphorographia · 2 days ago
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Geralt: What the fuck? The door's been locked from the outside
Yennefer: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms
Jaskier, unlacing his doublet: Okay, no big deal then
Geralt: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room
Jaskier:
Yennefer:
Geralt:
Jaskier: We're going to die in here
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rottmnt-incorrect-quotes · 2 days ago
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Little Leo, shatters a window and climbs through it:
Little Leo, turns around and helps Little Mikey through it: Breaking and entering is wrong Mikey
Little Mikey: Okay
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amelie-00 · 2 days ago
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Daemon:How do i make a date romantic?
Rhaenys:Try being mysterious.
Daemon:Got it.
*later on date with Y/n*
Y/n:So,where are we going?
Daemon:None of your fucking business.
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radicaldadood · a day ago
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All verse crossover part 3
Rise!Leo, taps mic: My turtle brothers. From Raphies, to Donnies, to Mikeys.
Rise!Leo: Aprils to Caseys...
Rise!Leo: last but not least. (Y/N)s~ *wink, finger gun*
All (Y/N)s: *giggles/wave*
Other Leos:
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not-idia-shroud · 2 days ago
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Idia: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!?!
MC: It's Grim.
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lexix001 · 2 days ago
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Tristan: YO did you guys go to the party wya??
Y/n: just studying Lmaoo
Brady: deffo
Tristan: send pic y/n.
Y/n:
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Tristan: OMFG YOU GUYS DID GO TO THE PARTY WITHOUT ME
Brady: y/n, at least make it believable 💀💀
Thinking about face rev 🧏
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correct-genshin · 2 days ago
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Zhongli: If you were to die, what would your last words be?
Xiao: Finally
Zhongli: No-
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justspicysixthings · a day ago
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stranger things + reductress headlines
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tattycoram · a day ago
Conversation
Kidnapper: We have your ARC trooper
Rex: Which one I have three
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying one who never shuts up
Rex: Which one I have three
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mirayladraws · a day ago
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So I saw this post at @onemoremerlinincorrectquote (sorry I couldn’t find the exact post I only did a screenshot) and I knew I had to draw it
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luxthestrange · 12 hours ago
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TWST Incorrect quotes#187 Spider
Yuu*Barging into the kitchen with a scared look*THERE'S A SPIDER!
Jamil: SO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!?
Yuu*Starts to climb over the kitchen counter*KILL IT!?
Jamil*Is also climbing onto the kitchen counter*YOU SAW IT FIRST YOU KILL IT!?
Yuu: YOU'RE THE MAN!
Jamil*unties his hair and lets it flow like a Disney princess with a sassy look*SINCE WHEN?
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Kalim*Being hugged by Yuu and Jamil after he grabbed the spider and tossed it out the window*???... I don't know what's happening but I like it!*Hugging you and Jamil back*
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amelie-00 · a day ago
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Aemond,staring at Y/n:Look at them,they could end my life at any moment and i would thank them for it.
Helaena,who’s been sitting there listening to her brother talking about his crush for the past four hours:I’d thank them too.
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menace-behaviour · a day ago
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lemonfodrizzleart · 2 days ago
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How to call your brother a bitch with one look, by Stan Pines
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rare-apples · 21 hours ago
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The true wives of mlp
Click pic for better quality ☺️💞
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Bruno: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.
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picklepie888 · 12 hours ago
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Dracula, Oct. 3 & 4-
Dracula: Those meddlesome humans are ruining my plans for world conquest. But they've so foolishly excluded their smartest member. I shall feed from her and curse her with vampirism.
Jonathan: *wielding a whole ass machete and fueled with the rage of a thousand demon hornets* I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU TO HELL MYSELF!!!
Dracula: OH SHI-
Later
Dracula: Well, that didn't go as planned. Time to flee the country and go back home. At least I can sneak away without the Nerd Squad suspecting me.
Mina: *tracking him with the mental connection he gave her* Thanks for the mind-reading powers, loser!
Dracula: I have made a terrible mistake.
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