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#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
a-local-idiots-shitpost · 2 days ago
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Yuu: (holding Grim)
Ace: why are you always holding Grim?
Yuu: because I like holding Grim
Ace: and he doesn't try to burn you?
Yuu: not anymore at least
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tealfloyd · 9 hours ago
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MC: How can you say that Floyd is evil? He is the most precious, soft thing in earth to exist!
Floyd, wiping blood off his cheek: Yeah, I'm adorable~!
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elysia-nsimp · 7 hours ago
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Welcome to TWST characters as things my friends and I have said over the years and have quoted!
Enjoy lmao
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Idia: Thank you. I appreciate you remembering my wants and needs- what the fuck why do you have so much cobblestone
Trey: The only “time” you can run from is the spice
Jade: I’m gonna rip out your spinal cord and strangle you with it
Floyd: bet
Lilia: no dropamole was guac-ed today
Idia: The triad of things that make us funny: depression, neurodivergency, and trauma
Azul: All things I have
Jade: like, you just casually simp but-
Azul: Floyd competitively simps
Ace: the spice girls?? never heard of em. ive only heard of the spice cats.
Yuu, referring to the twins: That’s the difference: one of them murders people, the other one is just horny.
Deuce: A space is called a space because there’s space in the space and if there’s space in a space, it’s space.
Floyd: siblings siblings siBLINGS SIBLING. CMON LETS DO A SIBLING DANCE
Jade:
Azul: [sighs]
Floyd: hey wouldn’t it be funny if I ran across the train tracks while that train is coming
Azul: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Floyd: watch what I can do
Floyd, attempting to do a backflip and failing:
Azul:
Idia: I called it a dumbass and it started working
Kalim, giggling: I bet this is eggscruciating huh
Riddle, about to pop a vein:
Cater: this is bullying and harassment i am cancelling you on twitter dot com
Ace: Drowning Jesus Christ in milk was removed from the Bible’s public release for being too violent
Ace: WAIT
Ace: WRONG DMS
Trey: what
Jade: The ninth wonder of the world: the backside of tongue
Floyd: Go Go Gadget Tongue
Floyd, tipping his fedora: m’shrimpy
Floyd: just give her a concussion so she forgets that she lives there and only remembers where she used to live so that she finally leaves /j
Lilia: HOW ANGSTU ON
Lilia: A scale of 26-89
Malleus: 142
Lilia: I want to be cold and surrounded by dead bodies
Azul: …it would just add more tragically “”romantic”” gestures…
I have SO many more if anyone is interested
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hanafubukki · 16 days ago
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Camp Vargas
Vargas: You can’t use magic for these tasks. 
Twst Boys: That just makes everything harder!
YN/MC/Yuu: I am going to enjoy watching them struggle. 
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michelletsw · a month ago
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The first years with overbolts:
Y/n: Time for plan G.
Ace: Don’t you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Deuce : What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jack: What about plan E?
Y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. Sebak dies in plan E.
Ace : plan E sounds nice.
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sober-pepper · 2 months ago
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[During their overblot scene]
Riddle: What rule do I need to follow to make this pain go away?
Leona: Why do I have to spend my life feeling this way, just 'cause I was born a few years too late?
Azul: All of it, up in smoke! How could you do this to me!?
Jamil: Who's trying to understand me?
Vil: Why is it never me!?
Idia: Where did I make a mistake?
Yuu:
Yuu: I think those questions are for a licensed professional.
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tezret · 2 months ago
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Fae Culture
Malleus standing at the end of your bed: You’re ethereal
You/Reader, looking over at him: Was it really necessary to wake me up at… *looks over at phone* 4am to tell me this?
Malleus: Yes…
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twistedmischieftales · 3 months ago
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Malleus: Child of Man? Are you alright?
Y/n: *is jittery from having too much coffee*
Y/n: Yep! Everything is great! I feel powerful right now! Unstoppable! I'm going to climb high things and no one can stop me!
Malleus: Uh...
Y/n: *reaches hands up to try to touch Malleus' horns*
Malleus: What are you doing?
Y/n: Your horns are so cool and pretty. I need to touch them.
Malleus:
[Few moments later at Diasomnia]
Malleus: Lilia?
Lilia: Yes, Malleus? Is there something wro--
Malleus: *holding Y/n's hand, trying to keep them from running off or getting hurt in their hyper state*
Lilia:
Malleus: My human is broken. Please fix them, I don't want to lose them.
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yournigntmare · 4 months ago
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Floyd: *satanic sound*
Azul:
Floyd: WHY DON'T YOU SAY "BLESS YOU" AZUL YOU'RE HURTING MY FELLINGS?!
Azul: it was a fucking sneeze?!
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noirezki · 4 months ago
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Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate
Floyd: THE FUCK?!
Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!
Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.
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who-mst · 4 months ago
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Mc/Yuu: I'm like a rat in someone's basement
Riddle: what
Mc/Yuu: I didn't ask to be here but people keep trying to kill me
Trey: who hurt you?
Ace: why the fuck would you compare yourself to a rat
Deuce: you're at least at racoon tier
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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 12 hours ago
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Ace: Yuu why do you always favourite Grim?
Yuu: I don't! I love Grim and all not Grim's equally
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tealfloyd · 10 hours ago
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Crowley: This was a 100% successful trip.
MC: You forgot Malleus.
Leona: This was a 100% successful trip.
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mlk082 · 4 months ago
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MC: I'm trash
Jade: As someone who cares deeply for the environment, I feel obligated to pick you up. Is 7:00 a good time?
MC: …
Floyd & Azul: Smooth
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hanafubukki · 4 months ago
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Life Changing Field Trip
~*After Book 6*~
Malleus: Child of Man?
YN/MC/Yuu: Yes, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: *Pouts* When is our life changing field trip? Everyone else went on one with you.
YN/MC/Yuu: *Feels tired to the bone* Give me a week to sleep everything off and then we can go on one Tsunotarou. 
Malleus: *Happy dragon fae noises*
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sunsethw4 · 5 months ago
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TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 1O
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jade: floyd isn’t answering his phone
y/n: i’ll call
azul: jade and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
floyd: SHRIMPYYYYYYY
jade and azul: ( ̄— ̄)
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sober-pepper · 2 months ago
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Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil & Idia: We don't need therapy. We have you.
Yuu: I'm just as f*cked up as you guys. It's like the blind leading the blind.
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