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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 2 days ago

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Yuu: (holding Grim)

Ace: why are you always holding Grim?

Yuu: because I like holding Grim

Ace: and he doesn't try to burn you?

Yuu: not anymore at least

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tealfloyd · 9 hours ago

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MC: How can you say that Floyd is evil? He is the most precious, soft thing in earth to exist!

Floyd, wiping blood off his cheek: Yeah, I'm adorable~!

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elysia-nsimp · 7 hours ago

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Welcome to TWST characters as things my friends and I have said over the years and have quoted!

Enjoy lmao

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Idia: Thank you. I appreciate you remembering my wants and needs- what the fuck why do you have so much cobblestone

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Trey: The only “time” you can run from is the spice

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Jade: I’m gonna rip out your spinal cord and strangle you with it

Floyd: bet

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Lilia: no dropamole was guac-ed today

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Idia: The triad of things that make us funny: depression, neurodivergency, and trauma

Azul: All things I have

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Jade: like, you just casually simp but-

Azul: Floyd competitively simps

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Ace: the spice girls?? never heard of em. ive only heard of the spice cats.

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Yuu, referring to the twins: That’s the difference: one of them murders people, the other one is just horny.

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Deuce: A space is called a space because there’s space in the space and if there’s space in a space, it’s space.

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Floyd: siblings siblings siBLINGS SIBLING. CMON LETS DO A SIBLING DANCE

Jade:

Azul: [sighs]

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Floyd: hey wouldn’t it be funny if I ran across the train tracks while that train is coming

Azul: ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Floyd: watch what I can do

Floyd, attempting to do a backflip and failing:

Azul:

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Idia: I called it a dumbass and it started working

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Kalim, giggling: I bet this is eggscruciating huh

Riddle, about to pop a vein:

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Cater: this is bullying and harassment i am cancelling you on twitter dot com

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Ace: Drowning Jesus Christ in milk was removed from the Bible’s public release for being too violent

Ace: WAIT

Ace: WRONG DMS

Trey: what

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Jade: The ninth wonder of the world: the backside of tongue

Floyd: Go Go Gadget Tongue

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Floyd, tipping his fedora: m’shrimpy

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Floyd: just give her a concussion so she forgets that she lives there and only remembers where she used to live so that she finally leaves /j

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Lilia: HOW ANGSTU ON

Lilia: A scale of 26-89

Malleus: 142

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Lilia: I want to be cold and surrounded by dead bodies

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Azul: …it would just add more tragically “”romantic”” gestures…

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I have SO many more if anyone is interested

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hanafubukki · 16 days ago

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Camp Vargas

Vargas: You can’t use magic for these tasks.

Twst Boys: That just makes everything harder!

YN/MC/Yuu: I am going to enjoy watching them struggle.

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michelletsw · a month ago

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The first years with overbolts:

Y/n: Time for plan G.

Ace: Don’t you mean plan B?

Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Deuce : What about plan D?

Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Jack: What about plan E?

Y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. Sebak dies in plan E.

Ace : plan E sounds nice.

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sober-pepper · 2 months ago

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[During their overblot scene]

Riddle: What rule do I need to follow to make this pain go away?

Leona: Why do I have to spend my life feeling this way, just 'cause I was born a few years too late?

Azul: All of it, up in smoke! How could you do this to me!?

Jamil: Who's trying to understand me?

Vil: Why is it never me!?

Idia: Where did I make a mistake?

Yuu:

Yuu: I think those questions are for a licensed professional.

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tezret · 2 months ago

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Fae Culture

Malleus standing at the end of your bed: You’re ethereal

You/Reader, looking over at him: Was it really necessary to wake me up at… *looks over at phone* 4am to tell me this?

Malleus: Yes…

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twistedmischieftales · 3 months ago

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Malleus: Child of Man? Are you alright?

Y/n: *is jittery from having too much coffee*

Y/n: Yep! Everything is great! I feel powerful right now! Unstoppable! I'm going to climb high things and no one can stop me!

Malleus: Uh...

Y/n: *reaches hands up to try to touch Malleus' horns*

Malleus: What are you doing?

Y/n: Your horns are so cool and pretty. I need to touch them.

Malleus:

[Few moments later at Diasomnia]

Malleus: Lilia?

Lilia: Yes, Malleus? Is there something wro--

Malleus: *holding Y/n's hand, trying to keep them from running off or getting hurt in their hyper state*

Lilia:

Malleus: My human is broken. Please fix them, I don't want to lose them.

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yournigntmare · 4 months ago

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Floyd: *satanic sound*

Azul:

Floyd: WHY DON'T YOU SAY "BLESS YOU" AZUL YOU'RE HURTING MY FELLINGS?!

Azul: it was a fucking sneeze?!

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noirezki · 4 months ago

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Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate

Floyd: THE FUCK?!

Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!

Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.

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who-mst · 4 months ago

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Mc/Yuu: I'm like a rat in someone's basement

Riddle: what

Mc/Yuu: I didn't ask to be here but people keep trying to kill me

Trey: who hurt you?

Ace: why the fuck would you compare yourself to a rat

Deuce: you're at least at racoon tier

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 12 hours ago

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Ace: Yuu why do you always favourite Grim?

Yuu: I don't! I love Grim and all not Grim's equally

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tealfloyd · 10 hours ago

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Crowley: This was a 100% successful trip.

MC: You forgot Malleus.

Leona: This was a 100% successful trip.

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mlk082 · 4 months ago

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MC: I'm trash

Jade: As someone who cares deeply for the environment, I feel obligated to pick you up. Is 7:00 a good time?

MC: …

Floyd & Azul: Smooth

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hanafubukki · 4 months ago

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Life Changing Field Trip

~*After Book 6*~

Malleus: Child of Man?

YN/MC/Yuu: Yes, Tsunotarou?

Malleus: *Pouts* When is our life changing field trip? Everyone else went on one with you.

YN/MC/Yuu: *Feels tired to the bone* Give me a week to sleep everything off and then we can go on one Tsunotarou.

Malleus: *Happy dragon fae noises*

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sunsethw4 · 5 months ago

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TWST INCORRECT QUOTES 1O

jade: floyd isn’t answering his phone

y/n: i’ll call

azul: jade and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

floyd: SHRIMPYYYYYYY

jade and azul: (￣—￣)

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sober-pepper · 2 months ago

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Riddle, Leona, Azul, Jamil, Vil & Idia: We don't need therapy. We have you.

Yuu: I'm just as f*cked up as you guys. It's like the blind leading the blind.

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