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#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
moonlit-midnight · 11 hours
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TWST incorrect quotes
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Yuu, waking up after watching a good show for hours:
Malleus: How are your eyes, my dear?
Yuu: Well, I’ve been told that they’re bright and beautiful, but I will let you decide for yourself
Malleus, chuckling: They sure are, but what I meant was, do they still feel strained?
Yuu: Oh—
Yuu: I mean.. they’re okay. My eyes are okay now
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Kalim: Are they called cuttlefish because they cuddle you? Kalim: Or are you supposed to cuddle them? Jamil: Kalim, why are you wet?
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thehollowwriter · 5 hours
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The whole thing with Leona's tsum can be summarised as follows:
Ruggie and the rest of Savanaclaw, sobbing and holding the tsum: We lost our dear dorm leader, Leona!
Leona: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!
Ruggie and the rest of Savanaclaw: Sometimes we can still hear his voice!
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twisted-dork · 2 days
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Incorrect Quotes #36 SwapDaki!Yuu VS. Ace
*During the Ace fight in the prologue*
Giyuu!Yuu: That sounded like SwapDaki!Yuu
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, no that couldn’t be her
SwapDaki!Yuu: YOU RIDICULOUSLY STUPID MORON!!
SwapGyutaro!Yuu: No, it’s her
Giyuu!Yuu: it’s her
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Yuu: (holding a baby dragon) hey guys I found him and he won't leave, what should I name him?
Sebek: (proud) Waka-Sama!
Lilia: Malleus 2.0
Malleus: Malleus the second
Yuu: isn't that usually a title for your descendants?
Malleus: irrelevant
Silver: (wakes up) Pumpkin (falls back asleep)
Yuu: Silver wins
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mrsrookhunt · 6 months
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*Rook, Vil, and Epel walking down the hall*
Rook: Would you two spare me a moment? I need to make a proposal to Trickster.
Vil/Epel: Sure.
Rook: Bonjour, Trickster!! May I offer you a proposal?
Yuu: What's uuuuu--...
Yuu: Why are you on one knee.
Yuu: WHY ARE YOU ON ONE KNEE---
Epel: huh. So that's what he needed a ring for.
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faeryarchives · 2 months
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imagine if this happened during book 4
mc: *calling crowley for help* come on pick up....
crowley: headmaster dire crowley speaking!
mc: finally-
crowley: just kidding, you reached my voicemail. please redirect any concerns to my email or inbox! *ends the call*
mc:...
grim:...
------ three hours later -------
crowley relaxing on the side of the beach under his parasol: oh a message from mc! let's see...
crowley: dear headmaster crowley, i hope this message finds you before we do-
crowley: wait before they what?
mc and grim looming behind him holding their frying pans in the air:
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blackopals-world · 9 months
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Vet!Yuu:(shakes bag of treats)
Ruggie:(running at mock speed to get there first)
Vet!Yuu:(pulls Churus out of fridge)
Leona:(suddenly appears and grabs Yuu from behind) That's mine right?
Vet!Yuu: (puts pear yogurt in a bowl)
Jack: (waits patiently for snack like a good boy)
Vet!Yuu:(pulls leftover BBQ out of fridge)
Epel: (staring like a unfed ferel chihuahua waiting for food bowl to be put down)
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rae-pss · 7 months
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yuu: nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love, not free pizza, nothing!
idia: i’m sorry, have you tried pizza?
yuu: yes, and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friend’s eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate.
azul:
azul: i like you.
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equestriagirl16 · 1 year
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—Random School Game Show—
Host: And for your final question! Please identify this statue.
Ace: …Like are we supposed to know that??-
MC: *slaps buzzer* A 20TH CENTURY RENAISSANCE STYLE GOAT GARGOYLE-
Host: CORRECT!
Deuce: How could you have possibly guessed that?
MC: I attend all of Malleus’s Gargoyle Appreciation meetings.
Malleus: *from a distance within the crowd* YOU DO CAAAAAARRREEEEE!!!!
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moonlit-midnight · 27 days
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TWST incorrect quotes
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Yuu: Guys, I’m going out to buy some stuff. Do you want me to get you something?
Ace: Cherry pie 
Deuce: Snacks
Yuu: What about you, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: Just come back safe and sound 
Ace and Deuce: Please take your man with you before he starts being mushy
Yuu: Alright, come with me, love. We’re going on a night walk date 
Malleus, happily taking Yuu’s waiting hand: I’ll gladly accompany you 
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demon-lover-669 · 3 months
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Y/n’s into nerdy freaks
Idia: *talking about nerdy shit*
Y/n: mmmm fucking nerd~
Idia: W-what?
Y/n: keep explaining I’m gonna get undressed
Idia: 0o0
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aerith-jade · 1 year
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Yuu: It's Valentine's Day, so I sent a box of chocolates to the hottest guy in school.
Grim: Yeah, about that. The card on your box literally said, "To the hottest guy in school." So now they're all fighting about who that could be.
Yuu, smiling: I know! I'm not in love with anyone in particular. I just wanted to start a fight.
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twisted-dork · 3 days
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Demon Slayer (Yuu)niverse Child au Incorrect quotes #7 Jokes
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Oooo, ChildTanjiro!Yuu’s gonna be mad…
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu holding ChildTanjiro!Yuu ripped hoari*: AH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: And then you’re not going to be their favorite anymore
Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu: AHHH!
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Then I’ll be their favorite
*Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu start bawling*
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Woah! I’m just kidding.
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Ugh, babies never get my jokes..
Teen!SwapGyutaro!Yuu: Please stop crying…
*WAM*
Crewel: I think that’s quite quite enough from you pup
*Crewel said as he picks up Toddler!Muichiro!Yuu*
Crewel: come now baby pup I’ll show you how to fix the clothes
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Sebek: HUMAN! how can you eat that!?
Yuu: (eating Lilia's cooking) I can't afford food
Sebek: and killing yourself in the most painful way was your solution!?
Yuu: this is my second serving
Sebek: (scared) you are no Human being
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