#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
demon-lover-669 · 2 days
Y/n taking care of Baby 1st years.
Y/n: *sitting on a bench reading with Deuce in their lap.*
A mom: oh how cute! How many little ones do you have?
Y/n: *looking up* beside my little cuddle bug? 4 more.
The mom: oh a handful… where are your others.
Y/n: oh just playing. Actually one second. *running to the sand box holding deuce* Ace Brain! Get that sand out of your mouth or your going back on the leash!
The mom: oh my….
Y/n: Epel! Get outta that tree! I swear I’ll call Papa Vil!
Epel: *glares*
Y/n: Jack! Stop trying to burry Sebek!
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blackopals-world · 2 days
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miliinmi · 20 hours
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MC: It's not worth it, don't do anything stupid for me.
Malleus: I would do anything for you, dear. That's the problem.
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im genderfluid ong
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Yuu: (holding Kalim) you lost something Jamil
Jamil: did you kidnap Kalim?!
Yuu: no, I just said you forgot him
Kalim: (happy) hi Jamil! I had a sleepover at Yuu's place
Jamil: couldn't you have called me?!
Yuu: I thought it would be funny to see if you would notice
Jamil: I hate you Yuu...
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michelletsw · 3 days
I love your "The second year's replying to "I want a baby" " It was so fun and cute. And perfectly written.
If you are still taking request, could you do it with the third years? If it is too much, could you please do Leona, Vil, Malleus.
Thank you!
2nd years, 3rd years
3rd years replying to I want a baby
Here you go loves!
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ladyorchidia · 3 days
Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quotes #18 (because I have no motivation) :
Keeping up with Night Raven College
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Crowley : I love all my students..Equally.
Deuce : Headmaster ! Have you seen yuu/mc ?
Crowley : ...
Crowley : Who the fuck is that-
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Yuu/Mc : Oh hi epel- wait a minute what are you holding ?
Epel : It's a jar.
Yuu/Mc : I can see that but what is inside the jar- ?
Epel : Oh I trapped Vil inside cause he told me to be more ✨G r a c e f u l✨
Yuu/Mc : ...What the fuck-
Epel : *proceeds to aggressively shake the jar and menacingly look at it* how's that for graceful-
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Vil, banging his small hand on the glass : Epel get me out of here right this instant
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Ruggie : Here is your lunch and that weird, expensive as fuck dessert I wrestled over three people for.
Leona : Why thank you Ruggie, I greatly appreciate your efforts.
Ruggie : ....
Leona : Why are you looking at me like that ARGH-
Ruggie, chocking leona with his magic pen : WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BANK- I MEAN DORM HEAD-
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Lilia : Hello, welcome to my cooking show ! I am here today with Jamil Viper who-
Lilia : ....
Lilia : We haven't even started to cook and you're already trying to commit suicide ? Hey put that pot down I use it to grill the meat of my enemies-
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Lilia, has trapped Jamil in a cup : Don't worry if you don't want to help, you can stay in here.
Lilia : Epel is good with inventing new spells, I should make malleus meet him- But wait that could end up creating a second fae vs human war....
Lilia : ...
Lilia : Perfect, I didn't have enough fun with the first one anyways, ROUND TWO LETS GO
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Thank you for reading this I greatly appreciate it and if you just scrolled all the way down to see this message it means I am in your house-
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twistedobeyme · 2 days
~ Octavinelle Incorrect Quotes ~
Cop: You ran a red light.
Floyd: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
Floyd: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
Jade: The next time I open up to someone, it'll be my autopsy.
Azul: So, according to my university, it is, quote, “my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department.”
Azul: Now, if you’re a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
Jade: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
Jade: Sweet dog you got there.
Divus: Yes, this is our new drug sniffing dog.
Jade: Still training huh?
Divus: What do you mean?
Jade: Never mind.
Jade/Floyd: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Azul: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Jade/Floyd: Awwww-
Azul: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Jade/Floyd: Oh.
Azul: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Azul: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and then the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
Floyd: Hello friends!
Floyd: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling
I know it’s been quite a while since my last incorrect quote post, I do have a reason. I was being super lazy.
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Yuu: I need an adult!!
Yuu: Not you.
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little-miss-mei · 16 days
Malleus: Child of man, do the thing.
Yuu: What thing?
Malleus: The thing that never fails to make me happy.
Yuu: Oh!
Yuu: *smiles*
Malleus, smiling back: Thank you, child of man.
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trixiegalaxy · 26 days
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equestriagirl16 · 1 month
MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?
Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!
Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.
Ace: Boooo!
Deuce: Like you have a better one!
Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..
Deuce: Pffft-
Ace: HEY!-
MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!
Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.
MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?
Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.
Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.
Malleus: …
MC: …
Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*
MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-
Malleus: *muffled* NO!
Grim: *WHEEZE*
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demon-lover-669 · 2 days
Y/n: *on the phone with Trey* come pick up your son.
Trey: my son?
Y/n: your son. *annoyed and yells at ace* Ace! Don’t you fucking eat your kidney stones! You just had them removed!
Trey: you mean your son.
Y/n: Ace! Get that out of your fucking mouth! *looks at their phone* oh he’s my son? Ace! Treys on the phone!
Ace: Dads on the phone! *running to take the phone*
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blackopals-world · 2 days
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miliinmi · 20 hours
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MC: Would you be jealous if I danced with another person?
Malleus: Of course.
MC: Sorry, that wasn't supposed to come off like th-
Malleus: It's fine, I'd probably kill another person if I found them dancing with you.
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my cousin has beef with this 12 year old on discord
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Yuu: (pointing Idia) you! to the mirror!
Idia: w-what?! why did you break my door Yuu!?
Yuu: (picking him up) you made Ortho cry and feel bad, now do the thing he wanted or I'll break everything in your stupid dorm, including you and your dorm mates
Idia: O-O-Ortho help! t-they are trying to kill me again!
Yuu: he can't help you now
Idia: (terrified) H-Help!!!
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thehollowwriter · 2 months
Malleus: I would end Twisted Wonderland for you
Yuu,thinking he's joking: Haha that's sweet, Malleus
Yuu: Oh great Seven you're serious
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