Welcome to TWST characters as things my friends and I have said over the years and have quoted!
Idia: Thank you. I appreciate you remembering my wants and needs- what the fuck why do you have so much cobblestone
Trey: The only “time” you can run from is the spice
Jade: I’m gonna rip out your spinal cord and strangle you with it
Lilia: no dropamole was guac-ed today
Idia: The triad of things that make us funny: depression, neurodivergency, and trauma
Azul: All things I have
Jade: like, you just casually simp but-
Azul: Floyd competitively simps
Ace: the spice girls?? never heard of em. ive only heard of the spice cats.
Yuu, referring to the twins: That’s the difference: one of them murders people, the other one is just horny.
Deuce: A space is called a space because there’s space in the space and if there’s space in a space, it’s space.
Floyd: siblings siblings siBLINGS SIBLING. CMON LETS DO A SIBLING DANCE
Floyd: hey wouldn’t it be funny if I ran across the train tracks while that train is coming
Azul: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Floyd: watch what I can do
Floyd, attempting to do a backflip and failing:
Idia: I called it a dumbass and it started working
Kalim, giggling: I bet this is eggscruciating huh
Riddle, about to pop a vein:
Cater: this is bullying and harassment i am cancelling you on twitter dot com
Ace: Drowning Jesus Christ in milk was removed from the Bible’s public release for being too violent
Ace: WRONG DMS
Jade: The ninth wonder of the world: the backside of tongue
Floyd: Go Go Gadget Tongue
Floyd, tipping his fedora: m’shrimpy
Floyd: just give her a concussion so she forgets that she lives there and only remembers where she used to live so that she finally leaves /j
Lilia: HOW ANGSTU ON
Lilia: A scale of 26-89
Lilia: I want to be cold and surrounded by dead bodies
Azul: …it would just add more tragically “”romantic”” gestures…
I have SO many more if anyone is interested
The first years with overbolts:
Y/n: Time for plan G.
Ace: Don’t you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Deuce : What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jack: What about plan E?
Y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. Sebak dies in plan E.
Ace : plan E sounds nice.
[During their overblot scene]
Riddle: What rule do I need to follow to make this pain go away?
Leona: Why do I have to spend my life feeling this way, just 'cause I was born a few years too late?
Azul: All of it, up in smoke! How could you do this to me!?
Jamil: Who's trying to understand me?
Vil: Why is it never me!?
Idia: Where did I make a mistake?
Yuu: I think those questions are for a licensed professional.
Malleus: Child of Man? Are you alright?
Y/n: *is jittery from having too much coffee*
Y/n: Yep! Everything is great! I feel powerful right now! Unstoppable! I'm going to climb high things and no one can stop me!
Y/n: *reaches hands up to try to touch Malleus' horns*
Malleus: What are you doing?
Y/n: Your horns are so cool and pretty. I need to touch them.
[Few moments later at Diasomnia]
Lilia: Yes, Malleus? Is there something wro--
Malleus: *holding Y/n's hand, trying to keep them from running off or getting hurt in their hyper state*
Malleus: My human is broken. Please fix them, I don't want to lose them.
Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate
Floyd: THE FUCK?!
Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!
Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.
Mc/Yuu: I'm like a rat in someone's basement
Mc/Yuu: I didn't ask to be here but people keep trying to kill me
Trey: who hurt you?
Ace: why the fuck would you compare yourself to a rat
Deuce: you're at least at racoon tier