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captainjacklyn · 1 day

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Whb iceberg.

We start from curiosities, data that we can realize at first sight and descend to the murky ones. I clarify that I will also attach non-canon theories.

• In hell, a hundred years have passed since Solomon disappeared, while, on earth, since 931 BC.

• Not only Solomon, but also God and Lilith.

• Satan has a barcode on his arm, and sleep with his eyes open.

• Death does not exist in Paradise Lost, because of Gamigin.

• Beel left Abyssos since Solomon's disappearance.

• Orias will never stop consuming souls. Youth is never eternal, and by obtaining Levi's soul, it would only stop it for a while.

• Satan has confirmed that he has lost his home.

• Angels can also be humanized.

(Theory)

• Ark Academy and whb are connected.

• Solomon also had to drink human semen to stay in hell.

• Demons are infertile. Except for kings, because they have enough power not to use Lilith.

• All six deadly sins are needed to defeat Lucifer.

• Demons and angels can change shape. It influence their emotions.

• Bael tries to be a copy of Beel. He must follow the shape-shifting, from hair dyeing to limb mutilation, because he made a deal.

• Minhyeok is no longer human. Due to Mc's deal with Satan, nothing can kill him while it is in effect.

(Theory)

• Gamigin and Serenade will never see each other again. Since they reside in different realities.

(Theory)

• Beel wants to eat Mc.

(Theory)

• Morax's skill. Absorbs wounds, even if they are fatal.

• Beel has eaten angels.

• Solomon can possess the bodies where his soul resides.

• In hell, crimes of all kinds can be committed, without being punished. This also applies in heaven.

• Bael's comic. He almost died for impersonating Beel. Still can't explain what happened.

• Solomon has all the filias. Even the most questionable ones.

• Angels have orgies.

• Christmas cards. It's sexual abuse.

• Leviathan is the first, and the one who has forced Mc the most to have sex.

• Beel has died thousands of times because of angels.

• Death lines. Canonically they die in battle.

• The Glassyalabolas filia.

• Solomon knows what happened to Lilith and God.

• Fruit of the tree of knowledge.

• God and Lilith are dead.

(Theory)

• The real Gamigin committed suicide.

• Ronove is going to take the fingers from Mc's corpse.

• Leviathan was going to end Solomon's lineage.

• Kamikaze angels.

• Jjok was abandoned in the forest to die.

• Buer, Morax and Marbas have died hundreds of times.

• Satan has anger problems that can kill Mc.

• Mammon and Valefor could kill Mc by accident if they apply the wrong force.

• Angelification is so painful that it breaks a demon's mind.

• Mc has a high probability of dying if ignores where may or not be in Paradise Lost. This implies that Lucifer can kill anyone with just a voice command.

• Demons were the first to experiment with angels.

• The massacres of the angels. This includes the demonic, angelic race and the near extinction of dragons.

• Andre's past. (He carried his twin's head for days.)

• The archangels will never get the punishment they deserve.

• Leviathan and Orias' constant abuse on the farm.

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Does anyone else have any interesting or shady data?

It took me a day to gather information in my head, but that's it! I appreciate knowing that the shape-shifting is different, between angels, and Beel's camp.

Edit: Yeah, as soon as I realize my man is a walking red flag, it's confirmed that Levi baby never tries to have a forceful response from Mc, or tries to get her to ask him first.

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captainjacklyn · 1 day

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MY BROTHER WE MUST COME TO AN AGREEMENT. THIS THAT THERE POTENTIAL STUFF TO LOOK FOR MESSY HAIR IS THE NEW NEAT NO?! VIL COME BACK VIL I NEED TO TALK TO YOU- OKAY RUN THEN, RUN FAST AND FAR BUT I NEED YOU TO STARE AT THIS NO DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY LOOK AT IT!

vil. vil hear me out okay pookie. we need an UNDERSTANDING HERE POOKIE BEAR MY LOVE VIL. VIL THERE'S A REASON OKAY VIL. I KNOW YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DID TO HIM NOW BUT VIL MY LOVE JUST JUST LOOK OKAY VIL WHAT WHY DID YOU HIDE VIL. VIL VIL SCHOENHEIT I KNOW HE PROBABLY STINKED BEFORE BUT VIL HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE HE'S BEAUTIFUL NOW BUT VIL COME ON YOU GOTTA AGREE THERE'S SOMETHING WITH THIS ROOK OKAY VIL IT'S THE SAME MAN RIGHT SO VIL. PLEASE FOR SEVEN'S SAKE VIL.

#REBLOG

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captainjacklyn · 4 days

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So pretty✨

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Wips that may or may not get finished

So why not just share them.

Royal Wally: @/neonross

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captainjacklyn · 11 days

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WHB Leviathan: I found someone who I like more.

MC: ...

MC: You mean yourself?

WHB Leviathan: ...

Glasyalabolas: *couldn't help but to cackle*

Foras: Descendant of Solomon...

Barbatos: Glasyalabolas, it's time for you to calm down.

Glasyalabolas: Whew. Right.

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: Sometimes I want to kill you together with these fools.

MC: That's why I like Mammon more.

WHB Leviathan: ...

WHB Leviathan: What did you say?

Barbatos and Glasyalabolas: Oh shit—

Foras: *just accepts what's about to happen*

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captainjacklyn · 12 days

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And you can't even hit him cause he'll just get turned on by your anger. I would just cry and constantly ignore him. (Legit considering how toxic a relationship with him is, he does these things because he's possessive, he wants you to get mad and to do so he destroys or takes away shit you love/act on things you hate.)

Sometimes I hate Satan. He literally took away what he knew would make us happy with zero hesitation then like a cunt LEFT imminently after knowing we could physically get HURT and he left to fuck around without checking on us.

I would have screamed at him and stormed out. Rising getting killed is better than being stuck with a piece of shit who would shatter your chance to see you home and best friend/YOUR ONLY FAMILY for the first time in months for ONE DAY, just because he’s a jealous loser with nothing going on, then he doesn’t even want to spend the fucking day with you, so why destroy our happiness if your selfish ass isn’t even gonna stick around?

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captainjacklyn · 16 days

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HERE'S WHAT YOU CAN DO:

email, call, or write your reps (this is the most important one) — use this tool to find your reps HERE IS A TEMPLATE that you can pull from.

Here is the text used in the petition that you can pull from to include in your email/letter to your reps:

I’m writing to urge you to reject the Kids Online Safety Act, a misguided bill that would put vulnerable young people at risk. KOSA would fail to address the root issues related to kid’s safety online. Instead, it would endanger some of the most vulnerable people in our society while undermining human rights and children’s privacy. The bill would result in widespread internet censorship by pressuring platforms to use incredibly broad “content filters” and giving state Attorneys General the power to decide what content kids should and shouldn’t have access to online. This power could be abused in a number of ways and be politicized to censor information and resources. KOSA would also likely lead to the greater surveillance of children online by requiring platforms to gather data to verify user identity. There is a way to protect kids and all people online from egregious data abuse and harmful content targeting: passing a strong Federal data privacy law that prevents tech companies from collecting so much sensitive data about all of us in the first place, and gives individuals the ability to sue companies that misuse their data. KOSA, although well-meaning, must not move forward. Please protect privacy and stop the spread of censorship online by opposing KOSA.

Here is an open letter from parents of trans and GNC kids that you can also add your name to/ pull from in writing your own letter

sign this petition

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captainjacklyn · 16 days

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!!EVERYONE SPREAD THE WORD!!

Even if there aren't a lot of things you can do, share and tell others around you to call, email and fax their reps.

URGENT: KOSA GOING TO HOUSE TODAY!!

[ID: a screenshot of a discord message from user @Taikeero-Lecoredier which reads: "@everyone

‼️URGENT: KOSA has been officially introduced in the House as of today.

We need to spread the word on social media and urge people to send emails to Congress through stopkosa.com.

https://www.stopkosa.com/

• There will be a hearing on Wednesday (17th April) where KOSA, along with some other bad internet bills, like the Protecting Kids on Social Media Act could be pushed.

• We will be having a calling day on TUESDAY (16 th April) to make clear to Congress that there is still a ton of opposition to these bills.

https://energycommerce.house.gov/posts/chair-rodgers-and-ranking-member-pallone-announce-legislative-hearing-on-data-privacy-proposals-1

• House Energy and Commerce is holding the hearing so they are the best offices to call this week ‼️

https://energycommerce.house.gov/representatives

DONT FORGET: You can go to what-to-write-and-say and check pins to know what to say !!

• You can use http://badinternetbills.com/ to contact your congress people!

• And https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative to find all of the phone numbers of your House Representative, and faxzero.com to send up to 5 free faxes a day

SPREAD THE WORD !!" End ID]

^^ PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD AND CALL, EMAIL AND FAX YOUR REPS ASAP!!

here's another site where you can find your Reps if the one provided above gives you trouble.

here's a perma link to the Stop Internet Censorship Discord, where there are loads of resources and petitions to sign and actions you can take to keep the Internet censorship free.

#reblog #emergency #we need to stop this #STOP KOSA

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captainjacklyn · 17 days

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@silverbard22 my only mutual TˆT...I'm counting on you for this one pookie! Anyone else can join if they do so wish.

Picrew Tag Game!

I was tagged by @odeblr to cattify myself using this picrew! Thank you so much, Ezra :)

The blue spots represent the streaks of blue I currently have in my hair! The glasses on my cat self are almost identical to my real ones, so I couldn't not use them :)

I will tag @jongside, @faceglitchsworld, @solaysa, @snoos-tattoos, @seohosincerely, @toxicrevolver, @luvrli, @shadow-of-tea-and-tea, @littlebookworm69, @asoulsreverie and @chronosik only if you want! As always, if you see this and would like to do it too, feel more than welcome!

#reblog

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captainjacklyn · 18 days

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Welp. They're dying.

For those who haven't noticed, the name of Obey Me! Nightbringer has been changed. Now the game's official name is Otome Game Obey Me! NB Ikemen

I'm making this post to ask you guys' opinions about this

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captainjacklyn · 23 days

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PFFTBWAHAHAAHAHAHA LES GO I FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL-

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#as someone who had a horrid cussing problem #feels like home #you have excellent humor

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captainjacklyn · 24 days

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🗣️🗣️WRITERS AND FUTURE WRITERS, PLEASE LISTEN UP❗️❗️

i saw a few tiktok videos that was very concerning to me and i decided to share some of the knowledge i got because as a community of people who freely write things about characters, we need to protect our work. i have sadly forgotten the name of the tiktok users but if you guys scroll upon it, please let me know so i can properly credit the people.

GOOGLE DOCS IS NOT SAFE❗️apparently google created this AI that allows them to see your google docs documents, fics, works, whatever is in there, let an actual human read it and have it used in an AI without crediting the original writer. so if you use google docs, please watch out for any suspicious new buttons or notifications asking you about allowing access to your documents

THEY GOT THE AO3 WRITERS AS WELL❗️apparently some thieves i am NOT calling them people because who with moral compass would do this shit? are copy, pasting and printing out popular fanfictions on AO3, binding them, turning them into actual books and selling them on places like Etsy WITHOUT crediting the original authors. which is why we can’t find some certain popular fics or authors on AO3 (credit to tiktok user sakuradarling)

TUMBLR IS SELLING OUR WORK/PROMPTS TO THIRD PARTY WITHOUT CONSENT❗️i think i came across a post or two about it. i think my mutual @livelaughlovesubs has reblogged a post about it. check it out and turn on a switch on your blog settings that prevent this. stay safe and protect your works writers

spread the word everyone, because… genuinely what the fuck?

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captainjacklyn · 24 days

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‼️THE ALQUTATI FAMILY NEEDS HELP TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY‼️

PLEASE REBLOG!

Moatasem (5) and Obida (2), brothers living in the cold tents of Rafah with the rest of their family, and area under threat of invasion.

THE ALQUTATI FAMILY NEEDS HELP NOW TO EVACUATE. With the ground invasion of Rafah, this could be their only chance to escape death in the ongoing GENOCIDE! With our help, they can evacuate to safety and live a safe life like EVERYONE deserves.

Every single person in this family has dreams and passions. Every single person is someone’s everything. Please, do what you can to protect them.

PLEASE REBLOG, and donate if you can! ANY HELP COUNTS— SHARING GOES A LONG WAY!

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captainjacklyn · 25 days

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stop making fanfics about characters raping and sexually assaulting y/n, you are fucking disgusting people who romanticize a serious crime that happens every day to children and women

"but that's just reading dark romance" that's not a dark romance, that's just the stuff of a horrible fetish, IF YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH, GO SEEK FOR FUCKING PSYCHIATRIST HELP!!!!!!!!!!

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captainjacklyn · 25 days

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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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captainjacklyn · 26 days

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Hi so um, hello <3 I created a discord dating server with my friends, since I played good at being a Cupid and we thought it would be fun on a whim and then I banned some people and my friend then exposed them for copying my server, which resulted in them trying to dox me. And well . . . they were successful.

These are their users, please report them if you can. They've been harassing me for awhile now . . .

users :

Available in screenshots, but not all of them are there.

A few are listed below, one of their names is emmy btw. She's been harassing me on multiple accounts.

The last 3 are accounts that Emmy had used to harass me.

Edit: please report these users.