Yuu: I don't know how to tell you this, tsunotarou, but you're in love with me.
Malleus: I am.
Grim: What kind of confession did I just witness???
Mc: Who wants Smash with me after school?
Ace: Yes I do.
Jack & Epel: *just staring*
Sebek: MC THAT IS REALLY INAPPROPRIATE!!!!
Mc: No it's not. Come on Sebek don't u want smash with me?
Sebek: *blushing* M-maybe
Epel: I'm in too...
Mc: Yay, this is going to be a proper Smash Bros tournament.
Ace: Wait what?
Mc: Yeah, I just bought more game controllers and... Wait a minute, if you didin't talk about Smash Bors, what were you talking about?
*All boys are silent*
Mc: Now let's make it so that I go as far away from you as possible and none of you come near me. Except Deuce.
Epel: What that is unfair. Why?
Mc: Because Deuce knew how to keep his mouth shut
Lillia: Just be casual, don't be too upfront
Later at MC's front door:
Mc: oh, hi Malleus, what's up?
Malleus: *holding a bouquet of 12 roses and a box of shiny things (idk)
Malleus: Marry me 🙂
Hear me out …. Tighnari!Yuu x Jade Leech
A series of…
Jade : What do you think of this mushroom prefect?
Tighnari!Yuu : *eats the mushroom* *vomits* *pass out*
Jade : Poisonus it is ^ ^
found yet another un-posted stuff-
i think it was inspired by this- yeah definitely-
anyways is this your headmaster???
Instagram ✎ Devianart ✎ Reblogs help! ^^
The tweels’ heights get brought up so much they should just become NRC’s official unit of measurement
“Yeah man it was crazy, he fell like six Floyds and broke his knee”
Leona's Halloween costume if Ruggie had to pick it
Thinking about being a cat in history class
Bro done wiped peppers in Kalim's eyes
Idia: There’s my pretty lover.
Yuu: I’m not going with you to Comic-Con.
Idia: W-What? Can’t a man just be happy to see his lover?
Yuu: He can, but it’s still not changing my mind.
Idia: Well, maybe what’s IN my PANTS will change your mind?
Yuu, hopeful: Really?
Idia pulls a paper out of his pocket: It’s a list of this year’s panelists.
Idia: It’s LONG, isn’t it?
Yuu ( ≖_≖) (❛ω❛ ) Idia
*Floyd with short Mc*
Floyd: Ooooooh shriiiimpyyyy where are you.
Mc: Floyd you don't have to shout I'm right next to you.
Floyd: Where is Shrimpy? I don't see them anywhere.
Mc: Look down Floyd I'm here.
Floyd: Like I hear Shrimpy's voice but I can't see them anywhere.
Mc: *kick Floyd*
Floyd: OUCH! Shrimpy what the heck. That wasan't nice.
Mc: Floyd I cured your blindness. Shouldn't you say thank you? If you go blind again I'll kick you again.
Mc: *Smiling* Oh, hi Malleus! How are you doing? 🙂
Mc and Malleus somehow at a wedding reception:
Priest (or whatever): You may now kiss the bride/groom
Mc in a wedding dress/suit: where tf am I?
We love bananas over here at Savanaclaw
♥ I love you too :D
Hey, you know the disney princesses with their sparkly dress?
yeah i wasted my time putting glitters on the dorm leaders cuz this what happens when you put all of your brain cells on your exam
and i even went as far as remaking the logo too—
I hate myself so fkn much :'))