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hanafubukki · 4 months ago
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Life Changing Field Trip
~*After Book 6*~
Malleus: Child of Man?
YN/MC/Yuu: Yes, Tsunotarou?
Malleus: *Pouts* When is our life changing field trip? Everyone else went on one with you.
YN/MC/Yuu: *Feels tired to the bone* Give me a week to sleep everything off and then we can go on one Tsunotarou. 
Malleus: *Happy dragon fae noises*
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takalzuoom · 5 months ago
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LOCK THEM UP
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I CANT STAND THESE FUCKERS 😭😭
jacks lab coat vignette!
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starglow-xx · 2 months ago
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incorrect twst quotes - 05
*Ace and Deuce sitting in Crowley's office together*
Deuce: So who should we call?
Ace: I’d call (Y/n), but I feel safer in here.
*Faint, but angry shouts coming from outside the room, noticeably growing closer and closer*
Riddle: TRAPPOLA! SPADE! YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION OR IT'S OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
Ace:
Deuce:
Deuce: So, we're calling (Y/n)?
Ace: Tell them to borrow Kalim-senpai's magic carpet and make it fast. We're gonna need a quick get-a-way.
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incorrecttwsted · 3 months ago
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pyroxeene · 2 months ago
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Lilia: Have you finally told Yuu that you love them?
Malleus: I have written the letters for "I love you Yuu" on tiny post-it notes and hidden them with the gargoyles on the school grounds
Lilia: ...
Malleus: My love language is riddles
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crazyaboutto · 5 months ago
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MC Grim Deuce and Ace make Riddle’s name a verb based on him
MC: Hey Trey, Riddle me this
Trey: ???
MC: …
Trey: You haven’t said the riddle
MC: You are suppose to riddle it
Ace: MC means riddling what’s on their hands like this: Hey Deuce, Riddle me this *holding a fork*
Deuce: Rule #900 One must not hold a fork right after lunch
MC: Since Riddle is all about rules -mostly weird-, we decided to make a name. When we say Riddle me this, we mean to make up a random rule
Trey:
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spiderling-space · 8 months ago
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Imagine the nrc is on fire. Everyone are literally panic and tries to take the fire down while mc with orotho chilling :
MC : you see orotho, sweetie. *puts their arm on his head*
MC : arson answer everything. :)
Orotho : ohhhhh *cutely write down on his notepad*
Idia, just walking in:
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MC, patting him on the back: I’m just giving Ortho some life lessons
Ortho: Brother, did you know Arson is the answer to everything!
Idia:
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azureflame · 28 days ago
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Vil: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Epel: Bees?
Vil: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!
Epel: Wait-
Rook: (Approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly)
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r1channah · a month ago
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Let’s go
*Deuce getting made fun of by the Octavinelle students*
MC: cracks knuckles I see, so you’ve chosen death. Get in line losers.
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whatamoodhoney · 5 months ago
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* riddle finds out yuu is in the hospital wing due to a failed dare in the middle of a dorm leader meeting *
Riddle :* fucking teleports to his feet in worry and anger * that fucking idiot !
Rest of the dormheads and headmaster : * surprised Pikachu face :
Crowley : * shakes off shock * dorm head rosehearts where do you think your going ?!
Riddle : * not bothering to turn * to go check up on my idiot rose .
Azul :* glasses skewed * but the meeting !
Riddle : * grabbing his bag *I need to go see yuu !
Leona :* eyes opened wide * seriously
Vil : * wide eyed * but isn't the meeting more important !
Riddle : * approaching door and turns *Yuu needs me
Kalim : * genuinely curious * what's more important this meeting on new rules or yuu ?
Riddle : * not batting an eye while leaving the room * yuu !
Malleus : * blinks * man, he didn't even think about it .
* everyone jumps *
Leona : * growls and stands up * when did you get here you damn lizard
Malleus : * raises eyebrow * I've been here , the dear child of man made sure to let me know we had a meeting today
* Idia sighs and turns off his tablet not bothering to listen to the 274,693 argument between the two *
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runawayengineer · 5 months ago
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Riddle stans: Riddle is a fun person to be around! so he's a little strict, so what? It's not that bad.
Riddle, in the background: did ace just let a―...is that a... FLY!?!? IN MY DORMITORY!?!?! 🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪🌪
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hanafubukki · 5 months ago
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Happy Bean’s Day
*Sounds of bean shooters could be heard*
YN/MC/Yuu: *Shooting at Pomefiore and Savanaclaw students* Why are you running now?! Is it because we are on an even ground now? Come back here you limp noodle!
Cater: *Recording for Magicam*
YN/MC/Yuu: HAHAHAHAHA
*Meanwhile on the sidelines*
Trey: You should discipline your students better if the Prefect, of all people, are going after them like this.
Vil and Leona: ...  
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takalzuoom · 6 months ago
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yuu , floyd and jade in a room :
yuu : *yawns*
yuu : … where yo clothes at?🤨
apparently when eels open their mouths wide they wanna mate so-🧍🏻
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starglow-xx · 5 months ago
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incorrect twst quotes - 04
Deuce: Hey, Ace? Can I get some dating advice?
Ace: Just because I’m with (Y/n) doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
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incorrecttwsted · 3 months ago
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pyroxeene · 2 months ago
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Crowley: If we don't do something, I fear that Malleus Draconia's overblot is going to destroy the whole school
Rook: Everyone calm down! We need to remember in these trying times that we're a team.
Vil, takes everyone's hands and starts singing: We're all in this together, when we reach we can fly, know inside we can make it
Leona: If you're gonna break out into song I'm going outside to get struck by lightning
Vil, agitated: High School Musical is a timeless classic you uncultured potato
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crazyaboutto · 7 months ago
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MC is helping Malleus with technological equipment
MC: Now describe me what you see
Malleus:
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