The first years with overbolts:
Y/n: Time for plan G.
Ace: Don’t you mean plan B?
Y/n: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Deuce : What about plan D?
Y/n: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Jack: What about plan E?
Y/n: I’m hoping not to use it. Sebak dies in plan E.
Ace : plan E sounds nice.
kiss your best friend,
parts. heartslabyul, savanaclaw, octavinelle, scarabia, pomefiore, diasomnia, rsa
characters. riddle, trey, cater, ace, deuce.
includes. gn reader who can be seen as either yuu or another alternative universe.
cw. kissing? mutual pining, crack.
note. those tiktoks where the bsf is straight outta wattpad /j reminder that the event poll will be closed on sunday ust+
expectedly turns very red.
just stares at you in the most flabbergasted way possible, looks at your lips then snaps his gaze back to your face again and again.
probably is too stunned to speak but when he swallows the bile in his throat, "what in the world are you doing?!" seriously though. he has so many questions.. why, when, what that he wants you so answer ASAP.
in complete denial that you admit to wanting to do it then apologizing if it took him by suprise.
sensing that you feel dejected by his negative reaction he's quick to assure you, in a mixture of shyness and shame he avoids your gaze. "you can't just go around kissing other people so suddenly! urgh.. atleast let me take you to dinner first.."
blinks but looks pleased nonetheless.
well he certainly didn't expect that. in the years you've been side by side he had his suspicions that you felt the same but never acted on it.
spares you this handsome, killer smile as he leans in again. trey's quick to adjust to the indirect confession you just did so since you made the first move he supposes its his turn next.
he does applaud you for your bravery. trey doesn't know if he'd ever have the courage to do so if you didn't. "you're quite bold." he chuckles, thoroughly enjoying the tough exterior you put up despite you probably flustered inside.
"mind if I get another taste?" sir this isn't you tasting out bakery treats—
consider him shocked for once!
legit paused and recoiled back from your kiss, peck(?), whatever suited you best but you can't blame him! he thought it was like the "oh my god they were roommates thing"
wait a minute it feels like be just got slapped by reality. did you actually just kiss him?!
probably remembering he's still gaping at you he flashes you a rare, seemingly genuine smile. "sooo... what are we now?"
"friends with benefits?" you joke.
"oh. not what I had in kind but that's alright with me!"
"cater i was joking."
even goes as far as to wipe off the kiss wherever you placed your lips on it.
stares at you with a feigned weirded out look but no matter how far 'faking it till' he makes it goes' he's ultimately unable to hide the red ears from you.
if you try to point it out he'll only respond with vigorous shakes and something along the lines of feeling too good for yourself.
^ in serious denial but still wants more.
"that was disgusting.. I'm gonna be sick." ace blanches then fakes a hurl. "—do it again,"
shocked & flustered^tm (I'm too lazy to put the symbol bye)
slowly backs away and grips his mouth (kinda like tamaki at that once scene LOL) while slowly turning pink. not red because red is riddle's thing and no one can do riddle's thing.
is too shy and his mind is going a thousand million miles an hour <- exaggerated cause it's deuce.
the definition of "WTH OMG AKVSJABAJS" + inner crisis mode activated, I knew he was an idia kinnie somewhere deep there
pledges to you that he will be the man in the relationship, the pants, the— insert weird analogies.
loves u know and idk why he's going so fast. would probably not marry anyone else because boy is DEDICATED now.
can i ask "Your Favorite???" with the first years + ortho (plantonic) please
Yes ofc! I love my first years :) I hope you enjoy!!
( ´ ▿ ` )/ not proof read bc i’m tired and going to bed
he knows he’s super cool and attractive so ofc you’d like him
and he’s had a partner before so he must be desirable
he’s kind of an ass but you luv him i guess
he’s gonna brag to everyone he knows
especially riddle and deuce
underneath the smugness tho he’s flustered
“ Oh? Can i get a recording of you saying that? I want to rub it in riddles face- would help me win a bet too. Haha.. did you actually mean it? You did? Well of course you did!”
he is spouting gibberish at 100 miles a minute
his brain no longer works, it is mush that is only fueled by love for you
he honestly thinks this is a dream
he dreams about you so it’s not too far off
will stand there for a solid 30 minutes processing the whole conversation
“the- huh- whaaaa- i don’t?? sorry? i think- you’re- huhh??”
wag wag wag
he’s trying not to be obvious about how happy he is to hear you say that
but his tail gives him away
his face is bright red too
he won’t say much because he doesn’t wanna give away his feelings but he does, in fact reciprocate the favoritism
“Oh. That’s … nice of you. Um- Ruggie needed me to do something so I gotta go.”
thinks you’re trying to butter him up for something
he does not appreciate being used >:(
if you perhaps mean what you say he’ll be really pleased
cause he thinks you’re pretty swell too
he’s not super cheesy but he will tell you he cares about you
“ Are ya messing with me? You better not be. Well that’s all well and good ‘cause you happen to be one a my favorite people too.”
he thinks youre so sweet to say that!!
he’s never had anyone to say that too him before (except idia ofc)
he really loves that his second favorite big sibling said that to him
because of the sweet gesture you made saying it to him he makes sure he does a nice gesture for you
the nice gesture comes in the for of a gaming console so you and him and idia can all play together even if you’re not in the same room
“ That is very kind of you to say prefect! It truly means a lot coming from you. I would like you to know that you’re my favorite person too, other than Idia of course.”
he’s mad at you
malleus is supposed to be your favorite!!
he’s also extremely embarrassed and flattered
he’ll never tell you that though
it’s kinda obvious if you look at his face though
it is bright red and he is sweating profusely
“WHA- Human!! You can’t just say things like that out of nowhere! Especially incorrect things!! Malleus-sama is your favorite person! Silence!! I’m not blushing!”
The one thing he won't ever stop doing, even if you tell him to
(1) Twisted Wonderland Masterlist
The one thing he won't ever stop doing, even if you tell him to #2
Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Ruggie Bucchi, Azul Ashengrotto x gn! reader
This just randomly appeared in my head
I have ideas for Kalim, Epel, Rook, Idia, Lilia, Malleus and Sebek as well...sooooo yknow what to do if you're interested *wink wink*
Ace Trappola won't ever stop mocking and teasing you.
Oddly enough, there are two types of people he just can't stop being an ass to; people he can't stand and people he loves, like friends and family. Now, you are his lover, his partner. There is no way you could ever escape that shit eating grin of his as he pulls out yet another dumb phrase to get your blood boiling.
Beware of his lies: he will promise he will stop if you take away his touch privileges as revenge (hugs, kisses, cuddles, ect.), but it will start all over again once the next day arrives. Until then you can enjoy a well behaved Ace cuddling up to you, as if he's the goodiest goody out there.
Deuce Spade won't ever stop showing how much he improved from his delinquent days to you.
No matter if you knew him when he was a delinquent or not, you know of his former life style, so he wants to prove to you how good of a guy he is either way. A guy who treats his lover with respect, a guy who protects his lover from any danger, a guy who helps out his lover, no matter how small the problem seems to be.
He wants to prove that he is worth your time, attention, your love and affection. It becomes such a habit over time, that he simply cannot stop doing it. Even if he manages not to openly show it, he will continue doing it in his head.
Ruggie Bucchi won't ever stop stealing food from you.
You're not eating faster than usual, he is sneaking little bites from your plate when you're not looking. Sometimes he even does the good old "Hey, look over there!" and takes a bite from the pastry you're holding, while you're busy looking for the not existing something. This isn't even about him being hungry and not having enough food, it's more about annoying you.
He is not above guilt tripping you into giving him your food, but he will pay you back one way or another. To him, this is a kind of fun thing to do. And honestly, he thinks you look gorgeous when you give him that side glare whenever you catch him.
A pretty convincing reason not to stop.
Azul Ashengrotto won't ever stop trying to look the absolute best for you.
You can be the messiest, most unkept person on earth and he will still believe if he regains the tiniest trait similar to his past self, you will think of him differently. He wants to be your number one in every category. Especially in the early stages of your relationship, he was extremely nervous around you. If one strand of his hair wasn't laying right, he was panicking, and kept fixing himself, hoping you wouldn't notice.
It's better now, but he's still anxious whenever he gets ready to meet up with you. He doesn't think it will ever completely go away, and he honestly doesn't want it to just vanish. To him it's one way to prove that he truly cares for you and how you think of him.
Riddle: Okay who taught Yuu the F word!?
Malleus:It wasn’t me!
Leona: Than how did you even know herbivore said it?
Malleus: They just said it like not even 5 second ago
Vil:Leona is kinda suspicious to blame people so easily
Leona:WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO!
Leona:Okay This looks bad but it wasn’t me
Ruggie:That’s true Leona hasn’t even been near Herbivore!
Epel:No one asked you
Ace:Fine it was me
Deuce:Not it wasn’t-
Ace:How would you know!?
Deuce:I was with you?
Deuce:NO IT’S NOT
Trey:Okay how about everyone just calm down-
Leona:SHUT THE FUCK UP TREY!
Leona:I swear to god it wasn’t me..
Che’nya:what’s going on?
Lilia : :)
Malleus:I need you to be honest with me
Malleus:D-Did you teach Yuu the F word?
Azul:Wait you just gonna believe him?
Floyd:No one asked you
Jamil:What’s going on
Riddle:Why didn’t we just ask Yuu?
Azul:Who taught you the F word?
Yuu(MC):Hmm Oh it was-
Jamil:I fucking knew it
Not heartsabyul boys having a chokehold on my heart .
Am I the only one screaming at hairdown cater?!!!!!!
Riddle : Please don't do anything stupid and dumb
Deuce and Ace : It's equivalent to asking Crowley to be someone responsible.
ok sorry for the confusion any twst character relatoinship hc please (sorry of this is bad english is not my first language)
—FEATURING. ace trapolla, ruggie bucchi, floyd leech / gn reader
—WARNINGS. slight implications of fem reader , mentions of ruggie's past , blackmailing (not to reader)
—IN WHICH. how would they be in a relationship?
# A/N : why r all the ace cards ugly as hell also dw! i can understand you clearly （＾▽＾）
⌕ ACE TRAPOLLA, HEARTSLABYUL'S DORM MATE
￫ Very playful and teasing with you! He doesn't mean it in a bad way though.
￫ With dating him, life will never get boring. (negatively and positively)
￫ While he does get you both in trouble frequently, or try to convince you to give him your homework answers or even almost get the two of you expelled....
￫ You'd never expect to see a soft side of him.
￫ Its not that showing but you can see he cares more.
￫ Simple good morning texts turning to visiting your dorm earlier than your classes to hang out, he's more patient with you, he'd try to offer you his lunch when you dont have one.
￫ His face would light up whenever he saw you during his basketball games. Especially when your cheering for him, he cant help but blush.
￫ Ace probably planned a whole day just so that he can slyly give you his varsity jacket.
￫ Every once in a while you (attempt?) to plan a sleepover with him, with plenty of snacks and activities except both of you slept earlier than expected and grim ate all the snacks....
⌕ RUGGIE BUCCHI, SAVANACLAW'S DORM MATE
￫ Growing up, Ruggie had a contrasted childhood to Leona. He often doubts his own self, so any reassurance to him will be much appreciated.
￫ He tries to go out on dates with you or give you small gifts, which you happily reciprocate.
￫ Though, you were not from the Sunset Savanna, he was quite intimidated by you.
￫ If you want to learn a new language he knows, he might just help you. Under an agreement, you massage him every once in a while.
￫ In which you oblige, sometimes throwing in some praises making him feel like putty in your hands.
￫ Sometimes, whenever he has Leona's wallet to buy his lunch he may just.. buy an extra one for you... Leona won't notice right?
￫ On the topic of lunches, its more common for him to share a bite of his lunch with you, I mean it is you
⌕ FLOYD LEECH, OCTAVINELLE'S DORM MATE
￫ First off, even before the relationship he loves squeezing you!
￫ If you happen to help around the Mostro Lounge, he will give a lot of suprise hugs!
￫ One time he startled you too much while you were going out of the kitchen to serve the specialty drinks, you lost balance and spilled all the drinks..
￫ Azul wanted to fine you full price, but Floyd was tryin' to convince him not to. So Azul compromised on paying 50% of the damages
￫ (Floyd actually threatened to leak an embarrassing thing that happened to Azul recently)
￫ Another instance that happened in Mostro Lounge was that a week before Valentines, Floyd begged for a Valentines event in the lounge all so that he can flex on Ace and Deuce he has a significant other and they don't.
￫ Sometimes, whenever its just the two of you in his room, he'll let you style or braid his hair in any way! As long as it's not a generic or basic one or he'll get bored.
￫ He loves you and all, but he can't help but tease you he loves seeing your flustered face!
￫ Never go to him for a studying session, he is smart but further into it, when he gets bored he'll completely ditch it and drag you around the campus to play around.
Summary: ? X gn!reader. The prefect is dating someone, and Ace and Deuce have to get to the bottom of it.
"The prefect is dating someone, and not telling us."
"See! That's the reaction I've been looking for!" Ace said. "Jack told me to mind my own business, Epel told me I was being stupid, and Sebek couldn't care less. You're the only one who has reacted rationally!"
"This is horrible!" Deuce exclaimed.
"That's the spirit! But I've got a plan!" Ace assured him. "They're supposed to meet up with him at seven tonight."
"But I had plans with them at seven!"
Ace patted his shoulder comfortingly. "Sorry buddy, they're standing you up for some boy toy that they feel like they can't tell us about. But that's where we come in! There must be a reason they can't tell us about him right? And we're the only family they have in this world, so we gotta stand up for them, right?"
It was now 7:15. Deuce and Ace were hiding in the bushes at Ramshackle, watching you sit on the porch. You were all dolled up, and waiting for your date to arrive.
"I don't understand! Their date was supposed to be here at 7 sharp." Ace whispered to Deuce.
Suddenly, Deuce had a bad feeling in the pit of his stomach.
"How can he stand them up like this?"
"Oh look, I bet they're calling him right now."
Deuce looked over at you. You had indeed pulled out your phone to make a call. He winced as his phone rang. Ace stared at him, confused, as he picked up.
"Hey babe, are you alright? Did something happen?"
Ace's jaw dropped in shock.
"Sorry, Y/N," Deuce responded in a quiet tone so that you wouldn't hear him from his hiding spot. "Something came up with Ace, and I forgot to cancel our date."
"Okay," you sounded so worried, Deuce felt bad. "Well if there's anything I can do to help…."
"No it's alright, I'll see you later chickadee."
"Chickadee?" Ace mouthed in mild disgust and total confusion.
"Love you!" You said then hung up. You sighed and walked back into Ramshackle.
Ace immediately punched Deuce's shoulder.
"Dude! You're the boyfriend? Why didn't you just say that?"
"I thought you were talking about someone else, and maybe Y/N was cheating on me!"
"Chickadee? What are you, a 90 year old?"
"Shut up, Ace. You're just jealous cause you're single and I'm not."
"Why didn't you two tell me?" Ace was losing it now.
"Cause we knew you'd freak out!"
"I'M NOT FREAKING OUT!"
And that's how you found your boyfriend and your shared best friend wrestling in the bushes outside of your dorm.
the day you said goodnight | twst boys after your passing
pairings: ace x gn! reader, leona x gn! reader, jade x gn! reader, kalim x gn! reader, epel x gn! reader, lilia x gn! reader
genre: established relationship, angst no comfort
warnings: major character death, heavy (?) angst, bits of swearing, grammatical errors, not proofread
xian’s note: halo- so im back to writing twst angst :D. also decided to write this because its been rotting in my brain forever so enjoy
he’s a different person once you’re gone
ace was once cheerful but now people couldn’t even see a smile on his face
it hurt him every day, knowing you aren’t with him anymore
duece, grim, and the others even grow concern for him when he tries so hard to smile and ends up breaking down
“ace…” deuce says as he notices ace’s shift of expression. “ace we know you aren’t okay” trey says. “i- i just miss y/n” ace says while he lets his tears fall. “i miss them so much,” ace says as he breaks down. trey and deuce let him cry out his pain, because they missed you too. “we know, ace, we miss them too” trey says while rubbing ace’s back. ace can’t cope up with the pain he’s feeling and he’s ready to trade everything he has just to bring you back.
after your passing, leona felt as if his world crumbled
when it was the day of your funeral he didn’t bother leaving his room
in fact, he stayed in his room even more
he doesn’t sleep that well either
ruggie would try to take care of him but with leona pushing people away it was even harder.
“hey y/n,” leona says as he looks at your grave. “ruggie told me to visit you” he says as he puts down the flowers he brought. “i- shit” he says but pauses with the sudden ache in his chest. “i’m sorry, y/n, if i wasnt there, you were probably looking for me” he says and he felt tears falling from his eyes. “i’m such an ass” leona says as he finally cries out the pain he’s been feeling. “don’t haunt me, okay?” he says in between his sobs mixed with a chuckle. leona wished you stayed longer, he thinks its not fair that you left and he’s still here.
he tries to keep his composure
its concerning though, he hasn’t even shed a tear after your passing
but even if he didn’t, he still felt empty
jade felt a foreign feeling he couldn’t explain but he knew it hurt
as jade was roaming around octavinelle he stumbled upon your room. he took the courage to enter your room, and a longing feeling washed over him. your room was still a bit messy so jade decided to clean up. “oh y/n, your room is always so messy” he says with a chuckle. he then finds your sweater you loved so much, picking it up, he looked at it for a while and that’s where he finally cried. the hoodie still smelt like you and thats when he missed you so much. “oi jade! i’ve been looking for-“ floyd stops as he sees his twin brother’s face burried in your sweater. “dear, i miss you so much…” floyd could hear jade’s sobs. jade thinks the world is too cruel by taking you away from him.
KALIM AL ASIM
kalim tried to stay strong for you
but there are nights where he would fail to stay strong
he’d break down, while saying he misses you
there are times where he’s trying so hard to keep his composure
but the bright personality couldn’t be found anymore
kalim woke up in the middle of the night from a bad dream. he stayed outside for a while for some air and looked up at the night sky. “how are you, y/n?” he asks the wind. “i wish you were here with me” kalim says as a tear fell from his eye. sorrow started to fill in him and he broke down. “i miss you so much” he blurts out while tears streamed down his face, he didn’t expect that it would hurt this much. kalim would travel the whole universe just to be with you again.
he doesn’t know what to feel
epel will probably go back to his family for a while for a break
though he still thinks of you, and once he does he’ll drop a tear or two
the boy didn’t know what to do now you’re gone
epel looked at the picure you both had, flipping through the printed photos you’ve taken with him when you’d go hang out with him. “i miss your stuborness, y/n” he says as he felt tears cascade down his face. he quickly wiped his tears and took deep breaths. “ah i can’t cry, or else you’ll tease me for it” epel says. epel wants to relive all the moments with you, but how is he supposed to do that when he has no one beside him anymore?
lilia rushed to you straight away but it was too late
it took him a while to register what he felt
lilia felt heartbroken but tried not to show it
he stops himself from crying when he remembers you
but he always fails, somehow he finds himself breaking down alone
lilia stared at your grave for a while, letting his feeling flow through him. “y/n,” he said, and it felt so different saying that knowing you weren’t present anymore. “how am i older than you but you’re the first one to go before me?” he asked trying burst out a laugh but instead of a laugh a small cry came out of his mouth. “i could have prevented this from happening,” lilia says while he cries softly. “oh y/n i could have saved you but— i couldn’t” he says. “lilia-san, it’s been almost seven months, you should forgive yourself” malleus spoke as lilia nodded. lilia knows he needed to forgive himself in order to move on, but no one told him it would hurt like hell.
May i request headcanons of ace, deuce, jack, and sebek and how they’d react when they visit the reader (afab but they/them pronouns!) in the early morning and reader is wearing thin&revealing sleepwear?? And semi-nsfw/suggestive :D, if this broke any of your rules then delete this ask!
thank you in advance ^_^
Sure my sweet sinner!~ I hope you have some sweet fun...~
Relationship type: GNlM
Ace’s face is twisted in a frown as he notices that you did not appear in the first classes today, probably thinking you just overslept today. He is quite disappointed to see that his most beloved one isn’t around today… After all, annoying only Deuce isn’t so funny. So, after this period of classes, he went in the direction of your dorm, with the objective of waking you up.
Oh dear… imagine his surprise when he arrives in your room and sees you only covered with a delicate - yet so small - piece of clothing. His eyes go wide and his cheeks do not take much time to burn in a red tone. Oh dear, this male was not expecting this at all… seeing your body in such an erotic situation, so relaxed? Oh my sweetie, he may conbust.
Gently placing his hand over your shoulder, he tries to wake you up softly shaking your body… and once you open your beautiful eyes, Ace is unable to keep eye contact with you. “Y-You idiot… you overslept, didn’t you? You lost the first classes… But I am sure Deuce can give you the notes… W-What?! I am not blushing! Go… go dress you up, ok?!”
Deuce’s first thought when he realizes that you did not appear at the classes that day is if you are alright. He is pretty afraid you ended up in an accident and couldn’t contact anyone at all… The male tries his best to ignore those intrusive thoughts how he is able to, however, the anxiety took over his mind and made him run from Divus classes only to see if you were alright.
When he busts into your room, he isn’t the slightest from quiet - making you wake up for sure. His crystalline blue eyes open wide as he watches the white blankets slowly rest around your erotic silhouette - which is only dressed up in a thin layer of a semi-transparent cloth.
As you brush your eyes trying to finally completely wake up and understand what just happened, you ask him what made him so anxious… only to be received with a loud slam from the door of your bedroom. “Y/N… Y-You made me so worried! I… uh… you… Could you d-dress up? You are very late for class d-dear…”
Jack Howl misses your presence at the break period and asks for sure to Ace and Deuce about you… but once they inform the beast man that they do not have any kind of information over you, his ears raise up in attention. The worry devours his soul and he doesn’t take much time to go in the direction of your room.
When he is received with no response after knocking the door of your room, he only gets more and more concerned over you. With no hesitation, he twisted the golden door handle and entered your bedroom… But once he is able to see your calm sleeping figure in such a situation, he slowly closes the door once again, regretting his decision. He can not avoid thinking he is some kind of pervert, however… he would be lying if he said your body shapes covered in such a small cloth wasn’t attractive.
The man prefers to keep knocking on your door until you finally wake up… and once he is finally answered with an “uh”, he says, with his poor cheeks burning in embarrassment; “U-Uh… Y/N? Are you feeling sick…? Oh, you just slept a bit too much…? Well, so you lost all classes? Be more responsible next time, please.”
Sebek is disappointed with you as he notices you did not come to classes. How dared his precious human not appear in classes today? You need to be more responsible with your own education. The man of green hair and golden eyes storms in the direction of your dorm, ready to lecture you over such a behavior.
Opening the door of your room without even knocking, he was ready to scream with you… this until he saw your dedicated body, all curled up and only covered by a lacy underwear, without using anything else over yourself. Shallowing, he doesn’t know what to do when you wake up with his scream and stare at him with your huge beautiful eyes.
Going out and slamming the door, Sebek started to shout; “H-Human! Do not be so indecent at the point of not wearing any actual clothing! I-Imagine if another man arrived in your room and saw you in this situation! Y-You are also late for classes… Be more careful next time, stupid human!”
Hi!! I think you're blog is neat as heck, can i request (platonic) hugging headcanons for the first years? they're all like little brothers to me. I care they so much. Hope you have a nice day!!
how the first years give hugs
an: omg thank you <3 i had fun writing this, i’m so sorry for the wait
He DEFINITELY likes to hug you unexpectedly, no doubt
And to his amusement, you get scared every single time
Wraps his arms around you from behind and squeezes you
“Gotcha again!” *snickers*
He’s more on the gentle side when it comes to hugging
Mostly because of his past of dislocating shoulders ;;
Wraps his arms under yours, so yours are around his shoulders
“This is comfortable for you, right?”
Hugs extremely tight without realizing it
But he feels warm so it’s good for the winter
Plus, bear hugs are the best so I’m not complaining
“Is it really that cold?”
Thankfully doesn’t squish you to death
Feels like a regular hug, not too tight nor gentle
Wraps one arm over your shoulder and the other under one of your arms
“Oh I almost forgot. Here’s the apple I carved for you.”
He wouldn’t, you’re not Malleus
Okay maybe just this once he’ll allow it
Does that side shoulder hug thing, but painfully slow and awkward
“This is probably how the Young Master would do it.”
I have found a random quote generator :>
Riddle: Good morning.
Trey: Good morning.
Cater: Good morning.
Deuce : You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.
Ace: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
Malleus : I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Lilia: Put spaghetti in it.
Malleus : I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Sebek: Put spaghetti in it.
Malleus : I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Silver: Put spaghetti in it.
Malleus : I'm no longer taking suggestions.
Malleus : There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Everyone Else At Malleus ’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Lilia: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Malleus : I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Lilia: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Sebek: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Silver: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Yuu: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Azul: Listen, I can explain...
Jade: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?
Floyd: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!
Yuu: You guys are getting paid?
Azul: How petty can you get?
Yuu: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
Riddle : If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise
Yuu: I beg to differ
Riddle : Then Beg
Ed Sheeran edits are too overrated, so I give you... Ace shortcake. Oh and Che'nya! you also may use this as a pfp or whatever you do with it just credit me when you do(*´ω｀*)