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underqualified-human · 1 year

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Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.

Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?

Yuu: ...

Yuu: Hmmm...

Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?

Yuu: HMMMM...

#aries incorrect #malleus x reader #leona x reader #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader

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lost-in-lamentation · 4 months

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MC: solomon taught me a spell that lets me see through clothes

Simeon: what would you even do with it?

MC: [looks at mammon]

Mammon: eh? what?

MC: so small.

Mammon: I AM NOT SMALL

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me simeon #obey me incorrect quotes #aris quotes 🐈‍⬛#the idea came from frieren

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manwrre · 6 months

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steve: you’re the most jealous man i know.

billy: you know other men?

#stranger things #harringrove #billy hargrove #steve harrington #steve stranger things #billy stranger things #boys in love #billy hargrove x steve harrington #steve harrington x billy hargrove #billy x steve #steve x billy #dumb boyfriends #billy’s an aries ofc he’s jealous #incorrect harringrove #incorrect stranger things quotes #my god

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bellzsad · 7 months

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“but from the moment you ran into that maze i knew i would follow you anywhere. and i have. we all have.”

- newt, from maze runner: the death cure

#tmr #the maze runner #maze runner #tmr aris #tmr gally #tmr brenda #tmr thomas #tmr teresa #incorrect tmr quotes #tmr frypan #tmr alby #tmr jorge #brenda tmr #tmr newt #tmr minho #newtmas #the death cure #tdc #the scorch trials

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caterpillarinacave · 7 months

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Matthew: By the angel, I´m such a third wheel.

Anna, with Ari on her lap: Why do you say that?

Thomas, in the middle of kissing Alastair: You´re not a third wheel!

James, holding hands with Cordelia: That´s just ridiculous.

Matthew: Wow, you´re right, I take it back, I have ascended to the seventh wheel. I am truly powerful.

#shitpost #quote from @iveb33nthe4rcher ?#tsc #tlh #incorrect tlh #incorrect tlh quotes #matthew fairchild #anna lightwood #ari bridgestock #thomas lightwood #thomastair #alastair carstairs #james herondale #coredelia carstairs

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nomoreusername · 2 months

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It's amazing how different the Group B reunion is in the movies and books

Movie Aris:*Thinking about how amazing it is to be back with his friends*

Book Aris:*Worried that all the girls that tried to murder him have been given weapons*

#group b #aris jones #sonya tmr #harriet tmr #aris tmr #tmr aris #tmr sonya #tmr harriet #the maze runner #incorect quote #tmr #tmr incorrect quotes

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menace-behaviour · 1 year

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Eddie: Buck, you can’t hold Chris’ hamster when your hands are covered in glue!

Buck: Correction: I can’t drop Chris’ hamster when my hands are covered in glue!

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ivesterrarium · 6 months

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*warnings: implied nsfw, quotes aren't mine

part one is here :)

Thomas: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Minho: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear klunk.

Chuck: Here's some advice.

Thomas: I didn't ask for any?

Chuck: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

Chuck: There’s no i in team but there’s one in pizza.

Thomas: …So, you’re not going to share?

Chuck: I’m not going to share.

Newt, doing laundry: Tommy, I don’t want you hanging around with Aris anymore.

Thomas: What, why not?

Newt: I just get a weird-

Aris, from inside the washing machine: Yeah, why not?

Newt: AHh ShUCKing HeLL!

Thomas: What time is it?

Minho: I don’t know, hand me a trumpet.

Thomas: *Hands Minho a trumpet*

Minho: *Starts obnoxiously playing it*

Alby, from the other room: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THE SHUCKING TRUMPET AT FIVE IN THE MORNING?!

Minho: It’s five in the morning.

Teresa: If I were a gardener, I’d put our tu-lips together!

Thomas: (ɔ◔‿◔)ɔ ♥

Minho: If I were a gardener, you’d be my hoe.

Newt: Thanks, Minho.

Thomas: *Looks over*

Minho: *Trying to shove his head inside of a microwave*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Newt: *Practicing greeting the new Greenie*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Teresa: *Sobbing over how cute a cat is*

Thomas: *Looks in another direction*

Brenda: *Trying (and failing) to do martial arts*

Thomas: Yup. I’m attracted to idiots.

Aris: Thomas, I need a favour.

Thomas: I’m not giving you another lap dance.

Newt: Lap dance?

Minho: ANOTHER?!

I got very thomaris-y with these ones lol.

#tmr #the maze runner #newt tmr #thomas tmr #minho tmr #teresa tmr #brenda tmr #alby tmr #chuck tmr #aris tmr #incorrect quotes #newtmas #minewt #thominho #thomaris #thomesa #trenda

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creelby · 1 year

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______ characters as things me and my friends have said part 2 – tmr edition:

thomas, talking to newt over the phone: minho, grabbing the phone: HI, NEWT! OPINIONS ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS BEST FRIEND? newt: and who would that be, exactly? minho: UHM, ME, OBVIOUSLY? newt: ah. well, you’re a very… interesting character… thomas: minho, give that back. *thomas and newt talk for some time, before hanging up the phone* minho, grinning: he said i’m interesting! that’s great! thomas: no, minho. that means he thinks you’re a weirdo.

thomas: i am so confused. do they want me to do something? or…? thomas: they do know that unless they make it blatantly obvious, i’m not gonna know what to do, right?

minho: hey, newt, i’ve just found out the best way to get thomas’s attention! newt: what do you mean? minho: watch this- minho, at the top of his lungs: BISEXUAL TWAT! thomas, comedically popping up from behind a desk: mhm? minho, to newt: pretty cool, huh?

minho: maaan, why you lookin’ at teresa like that? newt: I AM NOT STRAIGHT! THERE IS NOTHING STRAIGHT ABOUT ME! I AM NOT LIKE THIS *makes a straight line with hand* I AM LIKE THIS *wiggles hand so that it’s not straight* IN FACT IM MORE LIKE THIS! *wiggles hand really aggressively* minho: aris, appearing from nowhere: maybe he’s bi? newt: minho: aris:

#tmr #the maze runner #tmr incorrect quotes #the maze runner incorrect quotes #thomas tmr #tmr thomas #newt tmr #tmr newt #tmr minho #minho tmr #aris tmr #tmr aris #newtmas #the ivy trio

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pensbridge · 1 month

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(ABC Season 2 vibez ~)

Anthony: Someone at work ate my sandwich.

Colin: *faux gasps* Well, what did the police say?

Anthony: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone just ate it.

Benedict: Ant, it's just a sandwich.

Anthony: Just a sandwich?! Look I am 30 years old, I'm at risk of being without an heir when I die, and I just got left at the altar. That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life. Someone ATE the only GOOD THING going on in my LIFe!

...later...

Colin: I ate your sandwich.

Anthony: ... *eye twitch*

#random but i can't wait til more col & ben dumba**ary in s3 #i need him to catch on to polin even just a little bit #incorrect quotes #incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton brothers #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #abc #bridgerton #drafts #source: friends #s: friends

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underqualified-human · 1 year

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? Yuu, after stealing something from an RSA student: I AM ON SUCH AN ADRENALINE HIGH!

Epel: Yeah!

? Yuu: I COULD RULE THE WORLD!

Epel: YEAH!

? Yuu: I'M GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE BRIAR VALLEY!

Epel: Yeah- wait what.

Malleus, in the distance: yeah!

#aries incorrect #? yuu #? yuu au #twst au #twisted wonderland au #twst x reader #twst yuu #twst mc #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland incorrect quote #epel felmier #malleus x reader #malleus draconia x reader #malleus draconia

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lost-in-lamentation · 9 months

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Belphegor: *lying face down on the floor*

Asmodeus: *massaging belphie by stepping lightly on him*

MC: oh, I want in on this

Asmodeus: you want a massage too, MC?

MC: no, i want to step on belphie.

#obey me #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me incorrect quotes #aris quotes 🐈‍⬛

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incorrecthoroscopes · 1 month

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Libra: So where would you guys go if you could time travel?

Aquarius: Far in the future, when we have spaceships and stuff!

Cancer: I don’t know, I’d like to see what life was like a few hundred years ago.

Libra: Aries, what about you?

Aries: I want to punch a t-rex.

#libra #aquarius #cancer #aries #zodiac signs #astrology #zodiac side of tumblr #astrology humor #zodiac humor #incorrect quotes #incorrect zodiac quotes #incorrect astrology #incorrect zodiac signs

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incorrectzodiacquotes · 1 year

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Aries: I love murder mysteries!

Scorpio, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

#don't get mad at me scorpios i said SUSPECT #ALLEGED murderer #you're not catching my ass getting caught in libel #incorrect quotes #incorrect zodiac quotes #aries #scorpio #zodiac signs #astrology #astrology memes #zodiac memes #zodiac quotes #source: unknown

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lesbocrocker · 1 year

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Christopher: Why are people arguing about tops and bottoms? I would be so happy just to have a bunk bed.

Cordelia:

James:

Anna:

Ari:

Jesse:

Lucie:

Grace:

Thomas:

Matthew: I’m going to tell him.

Alastair: Don’t. You. Dare.

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incorrectjjkquotes · 10 months

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Kirara: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being an Aries and not symptoms of mental illness. Hakari: Being an Aries is a mental illness. I love you it’s just a fact.

#jjk #incorrect quotes #jjk incorrect quotes #jujutsu kaisen #kirara hoshi #kinji hakari #kirakari #kinkir #sorry to aries i'm sure ur all lovely

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