night in da woods
Mc: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Jack: Are they okay?
Ace: in all honesty, no, no their not
Grim: they haven't slept in 96 hours (4 days)
Epel: Maybe I should give them a sleeping spell disguised as an apple
Deuce: how about we just tell them to sleep?
Grim: You think I haven't tried that?
Hi hi! I love your writing so much! I was wondering if you could write about the First Years finding out that Mc is deaf (like maybe Mc's hearing aids run out of batteries so they can't hear them anymore)
ooh im so glad you like my writing <3 enjoy!
First Years with a Deaf S/O
Characters: Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade, Jack Howl, Epel Felmier
Content Warnings: Ace being the least helpful (to no one’s surprise), but he still cares, fluff obviously lol
A/N: I’m surprised I wrote this as fast as I did! Sorry it took a while to start, but it only took me a couple days once I did start,,, hope you enjoy!
It was just like any regular day, you were walking to class with Ace and Deuce, and you were trying to resolve yet another conflict between Ace and Grim, something about stealing food, but you couldn’t actually get many words in. Unsurprisingly, it was just the two bickering and occasionally turning to complain to you, like you could fix anything while they were still talking.
You were starting to give up, and were zoning out, and after a minute, it was so nice, like they’d miraculously gone quiet and let you have some peace.
Why would they do that?
Ah, of course. The batteries of your hearing aids died.
Almost right after you came to that realization, Ace tapped you on your shoulder, and started saying something that you couldn’t understand, obviously. He tried speaking again before registering the completely lost look on your face, then he seemed to remember that you had hearing aids and they didn’t last forever. He made a I’ll be right back sort of gesture to Deuce, and grabbed you by the arm and started walking you back to Ramshackle so you could get some new batteries.
As you rummaged around for them, he just leaned against the wall, watching you silently. But once you got your hearing aids working again, he grinned.
“Heyyy, Prefect’s back in action. You doin’ alright now? Maybe you should keep some batteries in your pocket from now on so I don’t gotta keep walkin’ you back.”
Unlike Ace, Deuce may not catch on quite as quick, but he’s definitely not gonna tease you at all because your batteries died.
You were in alchemy class, paired up with him, and you were both trying your hardest to measure the ingredients right and put them in the cauldron in the right order. Deuce was reading out instructions to you, being careful to say everything word-for-word, since you’d probably understand it better than him, and you were doing most of the measuring and pouring. But at some point, everything went quiet, and as you turned to him to ask him to keep going, you realized he was still talking.
At the same time, he looked up and was wondering why you stopped, and he tilted his head in confusion, and judging from context he was probably asking what was going on, but you tapped your ear, then shook your head. It took him a minute to understand, but eventually it clicked for him and he raised his hand to get Crewel’s attention, then left the room in quite the hurry.
After about ten minutes, he came back up to your spot, breathing heavily, and held out his hand to you. He was holding batteries for your hearing aids! How sweet.
Once you replaced them and could hear again, you thanked him, and asked him how he got ahold of some so quickly. He simply smiled at you fondly.
“Heh, don’t worry about it. Just know I’ll always have your back, okay?”
It was late in the evening. The setting of the sun flushed everything in an orange tint, its last rays shining through the windows of Ramshackle while you were sitting comfortably with Jack and the rest of the first-years, having a movie night.
Your head rested gently on his shoulder as he leaned against the couch, yet with near perfect posture. You never caught him slouching, ever, even when he was at his most relaxed.
The movie was building up to its climax, and the final showdown was about to finish, and almost all the boys were yelling and whooping and cheering at the action scenes, and you were getting pretty invested yourself, but then you stopped being able to clearly hear what was going on. You let out a soft “aw, damn it” as you got up to look for some batteries while, unfortunately, the boys would get to keep watching the movie.
But before you could even leave the couch, Jack rested his hand on your shoulder, gently pushing you down, clearly wanting you to stay in your spot as he got up instead.
Only a couple minutes later, he returned with fresh batteries for your hearing aids, and opened his hand, like he was waiting for you to give them to him. So you tentatively set them in his rather large palm, and he delicately replaced the batteries for you as fast as he could (clearly keeping the movie in mind), and handed them back so you could put them back on.
The sounds of the battle immediately flooded back in, and you couldn’t help the warm smile that spread across your features. You told him how sweet he was for getting and even replacing the batteries for you (you didn’t tell him you probably could’ve done it faster, it’s the thought that counts after all), and he averted his eyes to the ground, but he was clearly biting back a smile, and you could see his tail wagging a bit as well.
“It’s nothin’. I’m glad to be able to help ya in any way I can. I didn’t want you to miss out on the movie, anyway. If you need help with stuff, I’ll always be here for you.”
You were sitting out on the fresh grass in front of the school with Epel, watching him carefully carve another apple. It was a nice day out, you said, and you wanted to hang out with him somehow during some of your precious free time. He had mentioned a while back how he was into carving out apple designs, and you excitedly suggested that you watch him. You were quite interested to see what he could do, after all.
And after some time, more and more carved apples started to surround him, each with a beautiful, intricate, unique design, and he seemed to not mess up once with his precise cutting.
After a bit of prompting, he started to explain the steps to making one of his simpler carvings, a little swan with layered wings. You tried following along with your eyes, but you quickly realized at at some point during the tutorial you’d stopped hearing him, and you groaned out loud, quite exasperated at how often your hearing aid batteries seemed to die.
Epel looked up from his project, quizzically tilting his head until you tapped your ears and rolled your eyes. He noticed the irritation, but he had a little grin on his face as he dug around in his pocket for a few moments. He finally held up his hand proudly, like he was saying “ta-da!!” with just his body language. He was holding a pair of batteries for your hearing aids? But how would be possibly know to hold onto them today?
Once you replaced them and could hear again, you heard him chuckle and give a cheeky smile.
“Ah always keep a pair of ‘em in mah pockets, every day, just in case ya ever need ‘em and yer not anywhere close to Ramshackle. Guess today was the day, huh? Ah try to be helpful, y’know, just fer you. Glad it finally worked out an’ ah got to do somethin’ nice fer you.”
Yuu: (holding a knife) do you think I could get away with stabbing someone?
Ace: but we know this won't stop you
Epel: stab Vil first
ooooo idea idea idea!
first years (platonically) with a gn vampire reader who’s lived a long time and tells stories about the things they did
whether it be a life threatening adventure or a simple funny story where an old time friend did something funny
just their reactions to it ig lol
love your writing so much if you couldn’t tell 💕💕
thank you so much! it means a lot that my writing is being received well ; w ; i'll try my best!
the first years hearing stories from vampire!reader
❤️ still not fully convinced you’re a vampire, but a little too scared to find out for sure
❤️ whether you really are a vampire or not, ace thinks you’re making up your stories. they’re just too crazy to be true. he will, however, make a note of what you’re saying about historical events for exams
❤️ he’ll loudly interrupt you with things like “no way!” or “are you being serious right now?” because he’s just that blown away. you’ve got him questioning his own human lifestyle, if the other side is more fun...
❤️ deuce is extremely impressed with any and every thing you say, and he takes it all at face value as 100% fact
❤️ he never realized vampires were real until you told him, so he wants to learn everything he can from you
❤️ he listens wholeheartedly with wide eyes, having a great time hearing about your life!
💛 he remembers hearing about vampires as a kid, but never actually expected them to be real. his instincts, for some reason, tell him to avoid you, but he doesn’t want to pass up the opportunity to hear about your life
💛 jack thinks you’re really cool for living through such exciting times and still being here today. he wants to get stronger so he can have a legend of his own
💛 at the end, he’ll ask if you’re being for real, but deep down, he knows the truth
💖 he’s really intimidated by you, to be honest. vampires are known for their beauty, as vil’s said before, so epel feels a lot of pressure to live up to YOUR expectations, rather than the other way around
💖 he's eager to hear what you have to say, though. especially if you did something particularly dangerous in your younger years. he’s definitely got some things he can learn from you
💖 he feels a massive sense of relief after realizing that vampires aren’t all about everlasting beauty
💚 he already knows everything he needs to know about vampires because of lilia
💚 sebek takes this as an opportunity to show his bravery in front of you. he does his best to appear unbothered by your tales, but he can’t help but admire your adventures
💚 he will be repeating every single thing you tell him to malleus
made this because i was bored and i was fixating on epel again. it's my first time in a while doing 2nd pov, so tell me how i did :). can be seen as platonic or romantic, so enjoy!
Seeing Epel in his Halloween costume was quite the attractive sight.
All the measurements looked practically perfect, as expected of Vil. The cape was to the floor, with a bit of a trail that didn’t drag, probably to prevent dirt from getting onto the sleek fabric. The costume fit quite well, the bodice a close fit and the lacey edged sleeves looking sleek to the touch. The flowers were a fascinating touch as well, the delicate looking flora adorning the expanse of the fabric.
Epel swayed idly as he watched himself in the mirror, fingers touching, fiddling, and tugging at the unfamiliar cloth. He kept tugging and pushing at the gloves, probably feeling foreign to his usually uncovered palms.
“So?” You lean forward from your spot on the bed, smile directed to the Pomefiore student. “How d’ya like it?”
There was a subtle pout on Epel’s lips, fingers going to tug at the gloves again.
“Well ‘s...” His fingers pushed the cuff of the gloves up his palm a bit before letting them fall back into place. “Different from the usual.”
You tilt your head, eyes scanning Epel’s expression the best you could from where you sat. From what you could see, his face looked a bit conflicted, obviously liking his look but not really sure how to feel about it.
“Different is good!”
Getting up from the bed, you walked over to Epel, standing behind him. Your hands settled on his shoulders and your chin on his shoulder, giving Epel a toothy smile in the mirror.
Epel gave a small smile back, head tilting a bit to the side.
“Yeah, I guess. But hey!”
Epel turned on his heel, making you take a step back. A wide grin now spread on his cheeks, pointing at his face gleefully. “At least this makeup looks cool!”
You laughed softly, glad to see Epel enjoying at least one part of the costume. You hope this will be a good Halloween.
twisted wonderland x heathers pt. 2
heathers au pt. 1
I enter the bathroom doing my business, but as I was about to open the stall the bathroom door opens and three footsteps came in one rushing
I hear vomiting while the other two was chatting
"Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87" I'd assume it was vil saying that "Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather" epel continues
"Yeah, Heather. Maybe I should" I guess cater replied
The door opens again "Ah, Heather and Heather" professor trein says
cater vomits again "...and Heather. Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class"
as I hear this I started to forge a hall pass
"Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her" vil reasons "Not without a hall pass, you're not. Week's detention," professor says
I stepped in "Um, actually, Professor, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee"
"...I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going," he says leaving
vil walks up to me snatching the paper out of my hands and scans over it
"This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?" he asks "Uh... (Y/N) (L/N). I crave a boon" I said putting my hand up for a shake
He looks at my hand with a slightly disgusted expression "What boon?" I quickly pulled my hand down embarrassed
" Um. Let me sit at your table, at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary. If people think that you guys tolerate me, then they'll leave me alone..." they laugh at my words
"Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips, and absence notes" I added "How about prescriptions?" cater asks
"Shut up, Heather" vil says "Sorry, Heather" cater apologizes
he grabbed my jaw "For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure." vil analyzed me then took his hand away
"And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, I’d have matching halves. That’s very important." epel continued
"Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds." cater criticized raising one of his brows
"And, you know, you know, you know, This could be beautiful. Mascara, maybe some lip gloss, And we’re on our way. Get this girl some blush, And, Heather, I need your brush. Let’s make her beautiful." vil sang out while spinning me around
"Let’s make her beautiful." cater sings forcefully "Let’s make her beautiful." epel sings "Make her beautiful! Okay?" vil questioned "Okay!" I confirmed
"Out of my way, geek." leona spits out "I don’t want trouble." azul mutters "You’re gonna die at 3 PM." ace continued
"Don’t you dare touch me!" a pomefiore student screamed "Get away, pervert!" their friend followed up "What did I ever do to them?" an ignihyde student wondered
"Who could survive this? I can’t escape this! I think I’m dying!" all of them sang out
"Who’s that with Heather?" crewel asked
"Woah. Heather, Heather, Heather… " they all trailed not knowing who it was "…And someone!"
"Heather, Heather, Heather…" "…And a babe!" leona leaned in to get a better view
"Heather, Heather, Heather…" rook broke the silence "…(Y/N)?" "(Y/N), (Y/N), (Y/N)!" the crowd continued
"And you know, you know, you know, Life can be beautiful. You hope, you dream, you pray, And you get your way! Ask me how it feels, Lookin’ like hell on wheels. My God, it’s beautiful. I might be beautiful. And when you’re beautiful… It’s a beautiful freakin’ day!" i sang out
"Heather, Heather, Heather, (Y/N)! Heather, Heather, Heather, (Y/N)! (Y/N)! (Y/N)! (Y/N)! (Y/N)!" the crowd chanted
M may I request one of the charas in ponytail and/or those aesthetic glasses ☠️
and thats the last of em! thanks again everyone for the requests and 300 followers ( even tho im way past that already hhgdghghd )!
So,, I made this chart bc I was curious lol
idk what you'd use this for but it was cute to compare everyone also I made it in about 3 seconds so there's probably spelling errors or smth but yeah
Oh yeah and for clarity, double fangs means they have fangs on both the bottom AND top of their mouth; singular means they only have their fangs on the top!!
Also, please note I only referenced card illustrations! I ignored sprites and chibis, so results may vary depending on what you're looking at-
(Someone mentioned how Ortho has both shark and normal teeth, I believe he only has normal teeth in some of his sprites, but all of his illustrations feature shark teeth so that's why he's placed where he is ^^
Edit: Ortho's lab wear card (before groovy) actually has normal teeth! Didn't notice that until checking just now- I might go back and edit the Ace category to be 'shapeshifting' and add ortho to the list haha)
And who knows, maybe I'll make one referencing sprites and chibis too sometime!
Don't repost this please I beg
also please don't comment anything weird on this post, this post was just made for fun lol
Edit: glad everyone is enjoying this post!!! Just as an fyi, I also have a height chart here for anyone who's interested <3
First years sleep over
Vil: What colour are [Name]’s eyes?
Epel: The prettiest [E/C], i could stare at their eyes forever and still not be bored.
Vil: And when's the last time they smiled.
Epel: About 2hrs & 13mins ago when they got to hold a chicken named Helen, and they just had the most triumphant smile etched their face… they looked gorgeous.
Vil: Yeah, okay, and how old am I?
Epel, for furrowing his brows: um…
Vil, gripping Epel’s shoulders as a concerned look enters his eyes: How old is your dorm leader Epel?!