Your honor they need to go to group therapy together!
They need to bond over close death experiences 💀
MC: It's not worth it, don't do anything stupid for me.
Malleus: I would do anything for you, dear. That's the problem.
im genderfluid ong
TWST Incorrect quotes#333 NRC VS RSA
In an NRC & RSA Spelldrive match...with the help of Yuu they one...
Yuu: You were prepared for our best but not our dumbest!
The Seven Dorms: AND WERE THE DUMBESTS THERE HAS EVER BEEN HAHAHAHA-wait...
But they're OUR dumbest arent they?
I love your "The second year's replying to "I want a baby" " It was so fun and cute. And perfectly written.
If you are still taking request, could you do it with the third years? If it is too much, could you please do Leona, Vil, Malleus.
2nd years, 3rd years
3rd years replying to I want a baby
Here you go loves!
hellooooo I would like to February 1- Making homemade chocolate for vil schoenheit with mc fem if possible, thanks:))
February 1st - Making Homemade Chocolate
Authors Note: This was my first time writing a full fic in a while, so I apologize if it’s not as good as you hoped. Also, I love Vil so I’m glad he got to start off my Valentine Fics.
Characters: Vil Schoenheit
This is all Trey's fault, yup. He’s the one who gave you the recipe but no extra comment or help. Now here you were in the Ramshackle kitchen, cocoa powder all over the counter, and milk spilled on the floor. It was a mess there. You just wanted to give your boyfriend a thoughtful gift today. It was Valentine's day, after all. He spoiled you today with flowers, teddy bears, and kisses. And you wanted to give him something big as well, even though you had no money.
You looked over at the few chocolates that were in the heart molds. The only ones good enough to give to your beautiful and perfect boyfriend, Vil Schoenheit.
You sighed in defeat and began to clean up the kitchen when there was a knock at the door. “I’ll be right there, Vil!” At least it should’ve been Vil. Who else would it be? You threw the paper towel in the trash and took the handful of chocolates and put them in a little valentine's bag, and ran to open the door.
As expected, it was the Pomefiore dorm leader who stood on the other side of the door. He walked inside as you handed over the bag of chocolate. “Happy Valentine's Day, Vil. I made you chocolate. Sorry, there’s not much, I sort of made a mess and most of them got messed up, so they wouldn’t be any good, and you deserve the-“ You were cut off by Vil kissing you.
“Thank you, Sweetheart,” Vil told you as he opened the bag and popped one of the heart-shaped candies in his mouth. Your boyfriend smiled warmly as he felt the chocolate melt on his tongue. He looked over to the kitchen, which was still a mess, even after you attempted cleaning. “They’re delicious,” Vil spoke again before kissing your forehead. “What a mess..” He chuckled.
A breath you didn't realize you were holding escaped and laughed along with Vil. “I tried cleaning up, but you got here while I was in the middle of it,” You explained to Vil as he pulled you into him and kissed your forehead again. “Let me put the leftover ingredients away, and we can cuddle and talk about stuff.”
Vil followed right behind you, “How about we make some more chocolate? You still have everything out,” the Pomefiore dorm leader suggested, and you nodded in agreement, "I'd love to, Vil.”
You grabbed a mop and mopped up the milk powder on the floor. Vil read the paper and began to measure out the ingredients. “Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetheart,” Vil told you as he kissed you again. And again, and then one more time.
“Vil, that's probably the third time you told me today,” You said laughing as you kissed Vil on his cheek. This man has spoiled you with presents and kisses all day and he still hasn’t stopped.
Vil pulled you closer and grabbed your hand as he poured the cocoa powder into the bowl, his eyes never leaving yours. “I know. And I’m going to tell you at least ten more times because I love you oh so much and I love being your valentine because I get to spoil you as much as I want. Also, you told me happy Valentine's Day when I got here, so I’m just returning the favor.”
Your boyfriend kissed you on your cheek and then on your lips. “Now, We are making chocolate,” He told you as he grabbed the milk powder and poured it with the cocoa. You chuckled as you looked over the recipe and began to help Vil.
“Once you’re done mixing that, mix it in once the coconut oil is melted and I mix the sugar in.” Vil nodded in response before he responded, “Okay, my love. You’re the boss.”
The two of you were like a team, Vil poured the cocoa and milk powder while you stirred and folded it into the mixture. You poured the chocolate extract in and finished mixing. “Done. Now pour the mix into the mold. Gently shake and tap the mold to make sure there aren’t any bubbles, Vil,” you told Vil as he nodded. You two poured all of the chocolate into the molds and put them in the refrigerator to set. The both of you let out a breath and leaned against the counter, “Have fun?” You chuckled as Vil leaned into you.
“I always have fun when I’m with you,” Vil said as he kissed you softly and rested his forehead against yours. “Happy valentines day, beautiful. Thank you for being my girlfriend.”
“You’re welcome, Vil. I love you.”
twisted wonderland x mean girls/mean girls in twisted wonderland and yuu who's somewhat a mix of the og mean girls pt.2
rumours spread, and they spread fast
the first years bad mouthing each other, while being plastic face to face was the top rumour in the boring school
well some people's voices are louder than others, which caused the dormleaders to hear about the debacle
suddenly jack and yuu were dating
then they broke up
apparently she cheated with deuce
the epel went after jack
but jack stayed single
but they seemed fine, all seemed well. after all they were hanging around the cafeteria
the six were messing around and doing trust falls, as everybody but ace went suddenly he heard
"oh my god it's his dream come true, diving into a big pile of boys" yuu snickered
"ok well yeah I have something" he mutters
"so I have this friend who is a new student this year, and I convinced him that it would be fun to mess up yuu's life" he announces then takes a deep breath
"so I had him pretend to be friends with yuu and then he would come over to my dorm to laugh all about the dumb stuff they said" he paused
"and we gave them these candy bar things that would make them gain weight, and we turned their bestfriends against them" he points at deuce and sebek
"oh yeah then epel ,you guys know my friend epel" he points to epel
"he made out with yuu's boyfriend and then convinced him to break up with them. oh god then we gave you foot cream instead of face cream" he laughs
"god haaah. I am so sorry yuu, I don't know why I did it" he says sarcastically
"I guess it's probably because I have a big GAY crush on your boyfriend. suck on that!" he yelled jumping to the other's arms as they hold him up and throwing him in the air chanting his name
yuu storms out, but before reaching the exit epel went after them
"yuu! yuu wait I didn't mean for that to happen" he says
"finding out that everybody hates me? I don't care" they kept walking
"yuu please! yuu stop!"
"AHH! do you know what everybody says about you? they say that you're a homeschool village freak whose a less hot version of me!" yuu exclaimed
"so don't try to act all innocent"
"so you can take that fake apology and shove it up your hairy! you know what forget it!" they stormed out
Yuu: I don't think your mother approves of me.
Riddle: Don't worry about it. She doesn't approve of me, either.
I wish I understood Japanese, I would've gobbled up Chapter 6 and would be feasting on Chapter 7
P.S - We could be getting a Chapter 8: Ramshackle dorm
Malleus: Wait- you don't have a lover?
Yuu: I have strict parents. What about you? Why don't you have a lover?
Malleus: You have strict parents :)
Fem Kalim and Fem Jamil
I’m enjoying creating/changing a bit of their designs
¤~°Dorm Leader Uniform!°~¤
You felt.. Agitated.
Sitting all around you were the dorm heads of NRC. Adorn in their dorm leader uniforms, pristine and pretty. Hell, even Idia was in his.
And by ALL Dorm Leaders. You meant it, but that was because you invited Mallues to come with you.
You felt out of place amongst your fellow leaders. Sure. Ramshackle dorm isn't really a dorm. But, you, Yuu and Grim took pride in your home/dorm. You guys even helped with VDC and the Magicshift tournament!
Where's YOUR dorms credit going too? Crowley?!
But, the main fact was, you were.. Extremely jealous.
So you had called a meeting.
"I would like to have my dorm, Ramshackle, to have a dorm uniform!"
You state, placing down a small petition paper. Showing many, MANY signatures, to the point where some on the back and taped on pieces of paper.
The seven dorm leaders stare at you quietly.
"Sure! I agree!" Kalim cheers, Riddle takes the paper gently from your hands and reads over the signatures. Vil quietly peering over his shoulder.
"Sailor uniform.. New costume gacha!!" Idia babbles in awe through his mic, caught up in a fantasy of you in a "moe", or "kawaii", outfit. Forgetting to mute his microphone...
Leona yawns boredly, but his tail twitching a bit in excitement.
Azul on the other hand lowers his hat just a bit. Not wanting for you to see his blushing face.
"What types of outfits were you think of, Prefect (Y/N)?" Mallues questions innocently, his brow quirky upwards in confusion. You smile pridefully.
"Something to showcase the values of Ramshackle!"
"But what are the 'values'?"
"Well.. Umhnnn..." You try to think it over without being to full of yourself and rude.
"Ermmm, you know what. Maybe I'll get back to you on that, anyway-!" You segway into another part of your topic. "I think Ramshackle needs dorm uniforms, because it's not fair to my dorm mates for feeling left out."
"Alright, well, you do have many signatures. But the final decision is Headmaster Crowley." Riddle explained, doing his best not to cave into your best puppy eyes.
"Okay, then I'm taking this straight to the top!" You shout, stepping out of your chair and walking over the Headmasters Crowley's desk. Slamming your hands on the hard wood as you hold up the paper.
"SIGN IT PLEASE!!"
*Cue horrified wails from Crowley.*
[Ta-da!!! Hope you like it, this has been sitting in my drafts for a minute! So it's about time I show it off!]
thinking about petting ruggie, and leona's there too i guess
im so proud of the last one but also the hatching makes it look so confusing skdhskhdjdhd
MC: Would you be jealous if I danced with another person?
Malleus: Of course.
MC: Sorry, that wasn't supposed to come off like th-
Malleus: It's fine, I'd probably kill another person if I found them dancing with you.
my cousin has beef with this 12 year old on discord
TWST Incorrect quotes#277 Bigger is Better
Yuu: Your hands are so big *Playing and toying with his hands*
Mal: Do you know what's even bigger?~
Yuu: W-what?*Double take, looking at him*
Mal: The love I have for you!*Smiles at you, kissing your knuckles, not understanding what he was ...insinuating*
Yuu: That's so much better than what I had in mind...
"cuddle piles and kisses," twisted wonderland first years.
synopsis: after being invited to [name]'s dorm for a sleepover, the first years end up cuddling to sleep. before they fall asleep, [name] makes a point to kiss all of them goodnight - leaving them flustered before bed.
characters: ace, deuce, jack, epel, & sebek x gender neutral! reader
includes: nothing but fluff i think..?
note: the requests will be posted soon because there's a lot and i've had a really bad case of writers block recently.
dorm leaders react to the cuddle pile!
it was 2:48 am on a saturday morning. the first years were all in ramshackle for a sleepover that you had organized. you've done almost everything that you had planned to do except sleep. so here you were, with your first year besties cuddled up in a pile of blankets and pillows.
ace -- was to the far left of you, holding your hand while facing towards you. he wasn't cuddled up close to you because deuce was there. he was still satisfied with being able to hold your hand, an intimate thing he wants to do with you that he's only been able to fantasize. his thumb traced random letters and shapes on the back of your hand. when you start to doze off, he traces: i love you, and a bunch of hearts on the back of your hand.
deuce -- got one of the arguably best spots in the cuddle pile after epel. he was curled into your left side, lying his head on a pillow and your chest and his arms wrapped around you. he loved how close he was to you and he slept almost baby-like with how he could hear your heartbeat. it was reassuring, and each calm and rhythmic 'thump!' gave him more reasons to love you. (it also made is own heart beat a lot faster unlike your calm ones.)
jack -- was like a pillow shifted to the right. your was head on his chest and it was near his heart and he had to thank the great seven for letting him stay calm so his heart wouldn't beat 100 miles a minute. he enjoyed the feeling that you were relying on him partially. he even built up the courage to play with your hair/shoulders. he was like a masseuse! (his tail was also wrapped around your waist because if it wasn't, it'd be wagging a lot in satisfaction!)
epel -- had what everyone envied. he got the best place, the best pillow, everything. he got the lap spot. his head was laid on your lap as his hands were wrapped around your waist drawing shapes near jack's tail and deuce's arms. he soon realized he had the best spot in the cuddle pile. he got to use your lap and tummy as a pillow while being really close to you! your free (right) hand played with his hair and he loved it. (he was thankful for once that vil liked to keep his hair so soft.)
sebek -- was to the far right of you. he was facing the ceiling, but had no contact with you unlike the others. you offered him your hand which he declined because, "i don't need some pathetic human's hand!" but he did feel slightly upset when you pulled your hand and used it play with epel's hair. but when epel fell asleep you removed your hand from his hair and grabbed sebek's hand yourself, intertwining your fingers. he fell asleep much happier and more comfortable with the reassurance that you're there. he squeezes your hand gently on occasion, and if he's lucky, he get's a squeeze back.
you were all cuddled up nicely after this successful sleepover. you were all beginning to nod off before you remembered one thing that you absolutely wanted to do. you didn't know if they were sleeping and you defiantly didn't want to wake them up if they were sleeping. hesitantly, you say, "are you all still awake?"
small mumbles of affirmation came from each person to signal they were in fact awake. you smiled, the plan would work! you nudged epel, asking him to get up. he complied, although a bit grumpy he'd have to give up his thigh pillows temporarily. you removed jack's tail and epel and deuce's hands from your waist softly.
you crawled over to sebek first, leaning down to give him a kiss on his forehead. "goodnight, sebek. thank's for coming to the sleepover, i hope you enjoyed it! sweet dreams," you placed another one on his cheek. "g-goodnight, human. sweet dreams to you to as well."
luckily it was dark or else you would've seen the blush that painted his cheeks. sure, it wasn't a kiss on the lips but it was a kiss. he was ecstatic. his joy didn't show on the outside except for the blush, but his joy would show in his dreamland fantasies where he got an actually kiss on the lips from you.
you then turned around to jack. you kissed his forehead, they you ruffled his hair and gave affectionate scratches to his ears. he had to literally sit on his tail so that it wouldn't start wagging. he was so happy but he hid that. only a faint blush covered his cheeks.
"g'night, jack! sweet dreams. sorry you'll have to miss your morning run for this, but i hope you enjoyed it," even in the dark, he could see your sincere yet apologetic smile. "i enjoyed it so it's fine, [name]. sweet dreams and goodnight to you too." you kissed his cheek and then ruffled his hair and scratched his ears again. the wolf beastman hoped that because it was dark, you couldn't see his flushed cheeks.
you crawled over jack and deuce's body to ace, who was propped up on his elbows watching your interactions with the others. that means he was next and he was so excited! "night, ace. have sweet dreams, kay?" you gave two kisses to both of his cheeks and ruffled his hair playfully. "night to you too, [name]~" he cooed. although he seemed chill about it, his cheeks were hot from being so flustered.
you returned to you spot in the middle, where epel crawled back on your lap and deuce laid his head on your chest. you leaned your head over to the side to kiss deuce's forehead. "night, deuce," you kissed the bridge of his nose because you couldn't reach his cheek. "dream about me, 'kay?" you said it in a teasing tone, leaving his heart beating even faster and making his cheeks extremely red. "good n-night to you too, [name]," he says before yawning. he was defiantly gonna dream about you.
epel waited a few seconds before crawling up to your face. he had the best spot in the cuddle pile but he missed out on the best part of it! "where's my good night kiss, [name]?" he teased, but you could pick up the actually question in his tone despite being tired. "i couldn't get to you with deuce on me, but you just made it easier," he didn't understand what you meant by making it easier, but he found out when your lips connected with his cheeks.
"thank's for coming tonight epel. it must've been hard to convince vil, but i'm glad you did it. good night epel. have sweet dreams." you were about to lean in to deliver a kiss to his other cheek but he beat you to it. his lips connected with yours, giving you instead a good night kiss. "good night, [name]. i hope you have sweet dreams as well and liked my gift for inviting me." he gave a teasing smirk before crawling down and laying back on your thighs. he kissed your stomach a little before resting his head.
later, that morning, you were the last person to wake up. before you woke up, ace and deuce were yelling at epel because they witnessed him kissing you. sebek tried to stop them because he was annoyed with their yelling. jack, on the other hand, tried to stop them from yelling so that they wouldn't disturb your beauty sleep. they all (and would never admit this) thought you looked amazing while sleeping, they only wished if they took a picture of you.
they were all so very thankful that you invited them over for the sleepover. they had the most amazing dreams thanks to having the cuddle pile and your good night kisses. please do invite them for a sleepover again, [name]!
dorm leaders react to the cuddle pile!