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Kalim: Are they called cuttlefish because they cuddle you? Kalim: Or are you supposed to cuddle them? Jamil: Kalim, why are you wet?
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Yuu: My crazy ass could never be a monarch. I'd just instantly go mad with power the second someone put a ring on it.
Malleus: What if I held you gently and we were happy together?
Yuu: ...
Yuu: Hmmm...
Leona: What if I supported your maniacal rise to power and we were evil together?
Yuu: HMMMM...
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hanafubukki · 1 year
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Joke
~*Crowley sends the Tsums back home*~
Crowley: Aren’t I generous? I have sent the Tsums back home like promised. Hm? Whats wrong?
Twst Boys: *backing away*
YN/MC/Yuu: *appears with a dark aura around them* Am I a joke to you, Headmaster?
Crowley: *Sweats*
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trixiegalaxy · 1 year
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ye-local-simp · 8 months
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Ace: Housewarden? Can I stay at Ramshackle? They are snoring again.
Trey: *overhearing* Again? Really?
Riddle: Did Yuu say it's ok?
Yuu: *literally right there taking out key from pocket and handing it over to Ace with a singular tear*. At this point. Why ask? You live there now. YOU'RE IN THERE MORE THAN IM IN THERE.
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ginneko0 · 1 year
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MEME #2
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twst-gossip · 4 months
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Kalim: Always be kind. Riddle: Always be informed. Vil: Always strive to be the best. Silver: Always know you're enough. Yuu: And always have the materials to build a bomb.
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rae-pss · 6 months
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yuu : why are you so heartless?
jade: well, you did steal my heart after all, dear.
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devilbeez · 7 months
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Jamil: Hey, Malleus? When will the food get here?
Malleus: what food?
Idia: …the food that you said you would order?
Malleus: …
Jamil: …you know, McDonald?
Malleus: …oh…oh you guys wanted the food
Idia: …YOU DIDN’T—
Jamil: DID YU BROUGHT THE FRANCHISE?
Malleus: YOU SHOULD’VE BEEN SPECIFIC!
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justamegafan · 11 months
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #24
Inner Sensitivity
Crowley is giving Y/N an analysis on how to navigate NRC as a fellow Student
Crowley: The students’ only weakness is their arrogance and passive aggressive comments… sometimes
Y/N (About the NRC Students): Aww, you guys are sensitive! (Ignoring Ace, Deuce and Grim trying to deny this)
Crowley: Even idiotic-erm, arrogant students have inner…sensitivity…? (Unsure himself if that’s even the right word to describe them)
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Basically NRC in a Nutshell…
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moody-b1tch · 2 months
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**Book 7 spoilers**
*After defeating Malleus overblot*
Yuu: Tbh, the idea of spending the rest of my life sleeping was pretty neat, but I know that's just me.
Vil: ...
Leona: ...
Idia: ...
Riddle: ...
Everyone: ...
Cater: Do you want the number of my therapist?
Yuu: I can't afford therapy.
Kalim: I can pay it for you!
Jamil, sighting: I'm gonna book the appointment.
Azul: You're not objecting?
Jamil: Usually, I would. But I think we own them this one.
Azul: Fair enough.
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Yuu: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Azul: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Riddle: Oh wow, the childhood I was robbed of! Thank you for finding this! Leona: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Jamil: My sanity, is that you? Vil: I found mine too! AND my childhood innocence. Idia: This is where my will to live has been this whole time? Malleus: Emotional warmth and friendship! It's been so long. Yuu: Yuu: Do Yuu: Do you guys need a hug?
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? Yuu, after stealing something from an RSA student: I AM ON SUCH AN ADRENALINE HIGH!
Epel: Yeah!
? Yuu: I COULD RULE THE WORLD!
Epel: YEAH!
? Yuu: I'M GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH THE CROWN PRINCE OF THE BRIAR VALLEY!
Epel: Yeah- wait what.
Malleus, in the distance: yeah!
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hanafubukki · 1 year
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Sleep
YN/MC/Yuu: *Exhausted* I’m so tired I could sleep a thous-
Malleus: *Raises Wand*
YN/MC/Yuu: -still a figure of speech Malleus.
Malleus: *Lowers Wand*
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trixiegalaxy · 8 months
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I couldn't help myself when making this!
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ye-local-simp · 8 months
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Is it just me who looks at event cards and just imagined Yuu with the Ghost camera in the most insane positions trying to get the picture? It's bound to be the funniest thing ever.
Like this is how it would go:
On Halloween Week event:
Riddle: Are you sure this is worth it. *looks concerned 😟 *
Yuu: *hanging of the dead tree upside down, ready to take the picture* Mhm!
A Firelit Sky Event:
Yuu: *queue Yuu falling backwards like 200 times to get a perfect shot of Malleus*
Cater: The dedication....damn...
Trey and Malleus:*looking concerned and confused*
Jamil: *rummaging for bandages and wipes in his pocket, looking fed up*
Ghost Marriage event:
Yuu:* suddenly running in*
Idia:I'm saved!
Yuu:* laying down, snapping a picture with ghost camera*
Idia:...
Yuu: *running out*
Vil and Leona: *looking at each other trying not to laugh*
Ace: *bursting in to stop the wedding*
Idia: *screaming on the inside due to the roller coaster of emotions*
Port fest event:
Yuu: *very close to them trying to take a photo of them practising even though you they aren't good, proceeding to become temporarily deaf*
Jack: *looking concerned when you pass out due to the noise*
Rook :*clapping at your determination.*
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