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He can't keep getting away with this
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Aunt Nina: Why do you smell like weed?
Rocky: How do you know what weed smells like?
Aunt Nina: I—
Rocky: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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Casteel: I think I'm in love with Poppy. Any thoughts?
Kieran: And prayers. You're going to need them.
#incorrect fbaa quotes#from blood and ash#akofaf#kieran contou#casteel da'neer#poppy da'neer#penellaphe balfour#poppycas#source: tiktok
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this edit is where i got my silly little quote from the other day btw!
creds to incognit0slut on tiktok
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Godzilla: Say it.
Mothra: Say what?
Godzilla: Just say it.
Mothra: What do you want me to say?
Godzilla: Say it. Come on.
Rodan: Just say it.
Mothra: S-Say it? I-I don't know what you're talking about-
Kong: Say it please.
Godzilla: Just say it.
King Ghidorah: Say it.
Rodan: Say it.
Godzilla: Say it we're begging you.
Mothra: ...
Mothra: FUCK.
The Boys: *CELEBRATION NOISES INTENSIFIES*
SOURCE: [Tiktok]
#IDK WHAT TO TAG THIS BUT#MY HEADCANON AU WHERE MOTHRA RARELY SWEARS IN FRONT OF THEM#SHE HATES IT WHEN GODZILLA USUALLY SWEARS A LOT#BUT IN THE ENEMIES#YEAH SHE SWEARS A LITTLE#godzilla#mothra#rodan#king ghidorah#kong#monsterverse#kaiju#godzilla king of the monsters#godzilla kotm#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#incorrect quotes#godzilla incorrect quotes#shitpost#source: tiktok
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Julie: *watching the rain through a window* You know, I think the rain is actually a lot like communism. When you think about it, at first, it sounds really nice but once you actually get out into it... *steps outside* IT IS EVEN BETTER!
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Goon #1: Last night, Red Hood paid the boss a visit, and Robin picked up a grenade someone left on a crate, and let me tell you...
Goon #1: When Hood yelled “Put that shit back!” so loud, you know what I did?
Goon #2: You put your own shit back, didn’t you?
Goon #1: I put my own shit back.
#source: tiktok#jason todd#red hood#damian wayne#robin#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#batkids#batsiblings#batman#batman family#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#goonion#dc villains#gotham#dc comics#tw swearing
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: *develops a plan
Steph: Not gonna lie, that sounds like a war crime.
Tim: It’s never a war crime the first time. Now whether it gets designated a war crime after…
Tim: That’s not my problem.
#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect quotes#batman#dc comics#incorrect justice league quotes#batman & robin#robin#justice league#batfamily#batkids#batboys#tim drake#red robin#tim drake is a menace#source: tiktok#dcu#gotham#stephanie brown#batgirl
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Tim: So I overheard something at the coffee shop this morning. These two people were talking and one said that the person you are now is who you would have felt safest with as a kid.
Jason: Huh. Damn. I mean... I do protect the crime alley kids.
Tim: And I am... literally a version of Robin.
Cass: Ballerina. Hero. I love giving hugs. Yeah, makes sense.
Alfred: I never noticed that, but I guess I, too, grew into who I'd needed as a child.
Bruce, walking in wearing the Batsuit, covered in blood and scratches, holding a pissed off Damien under one arm and a kennel with a pissed off raccoon in the other: Someone tell Damien he can't have a new pet, someone else take this thing back to the woods, the rest of you please dismantle Damien's raccoon house, I'll be downstairs giving Dick stitches as he was the one who found that thing.
Damien: No! Father! Please don't get rid of Domino! I can train him to only attack our enemies! Just give me time!
Tim, Jason, Cass, Alfred, all side eyeing Bruce: Hmmm.
#batman incorrect quotes#batman#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#alfred pennyworth#cassandra cain#orphan#damien wayne#robin#red robin#red hood#source: tiktok#batman funny#batfam incorrect quotes#batfam#batfamily
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James: *glaring at Regulus for being mean to Sirius*
Regulus: don’t look at me like that
James: *grins and bites bottom lip*
Regulus: don’t look at me like that either
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[At Damian & Y/N’s wedding]
Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and wi—
Jason, who is uninvited by Damian and is petty about it, so he decides to cause some chaos: HE CHEATED ON YOU!!
Damian, who has never once betrayed Y/N: WHO SAID THAT!?
Jason:
Damian: Who said that? Who said that…?
Alfred: I now pronounce you, husband and—
Jason: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!!
Damian: WHO SAID THAT!?!
Jason:
Damian: WHO SAID THAT SH—
Alfred, speeding up: Inowpronounceyouhusban—
Jason: HIS HAIRLINE’S RECEDING!!
Damian, taking out his katana as he finally catches sight of Jason: [screaming]
#batman#dc comics#batfamily#batfamily x reader#jason todd#red hood#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#damian wayne#robin#damian wayne x reader#robin x reader#incorrect dc#source: tiktok
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This got me right in the feels
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Maul: Skywalker has been groomed to become Sidious's new apprentice.
Ahsoka: Nu-uh.
Maul: The fuck you mean "Nu-uh"?!
#incorrect clone wars#incorrect clone wars quotes#darth maul#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#source: tiktok#< i think??#isn't this how it went?#1k
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Sera: I'm a menace first and a woman second.
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Wei Wuxian: What's your type?
Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.
Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.
Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?
Wei Wuxian: Yes.
Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.
#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj#mdzs#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#cql#mxtx#incorrect quotes#incorrect mdzs#incorrect cql#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wangxian#source: tiktok
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Bruce: Are you going to make sure nobody picks on your brother?
Jason (7 y.o): [holding Tim's (3 y.o) hand] ..mhmm, yeah
Bruce: You're gonna stick up for him?
Jason: Y-yeah!!
Bruce: What is- What's the matter with him? Do you remember what its called?
Jason: Anxe-anxi-anshi-
Bruce: Anxiety?
Jason: Anxiety!
Bruce: Yes.
Bruce: And if kids pick on your brother, what are you gonna do?
Jason: ..
Jason: KILL THEM!!!
#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#dc universe#jason todd#tim drake#incorrect quotes#batkids#batboys#batfamily#sometimed violance IS the answer kids#source: tiktok
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