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twst-shenanigans · 2 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #268
Ruggie: “You shouldn’t be using a straw.”
Jade: “I know it’s bad for the environment, as you land dwellers say.”
Ruggie: “No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.”
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twst-shenanigans · 6 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #267
Kid Leona: “Hey, old man! I have a question.”
Leona’s mother: “Mind your manners, Leona.”
Kid Leona: “Yes, mother. Please answer my question, old man.”
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twst-shenanigans · 17 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #266
MC: “I keep a picture of us in my wallet. Every time I’m having a hard time, I take it out to look at it.”
Ace, Deuce, Grimm: “Awe~”
MC: “And then I tell myself that ‘If I can handle these three idiots’ shenanigans, I can face anything.’”
Same brain cells trio: “Oh…”
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twst-shenanigans · 20 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #265
MC: *flops onto the bed*
Floyd: *bursts into the room unexpectedly* “Koebi-chan!”
MC: “Floyd?!”
Floyd: “Oh boy, smooching time!”
MC: “AAH-!”
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twst-shenanigans · 24 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #264
MC: “I sort of did a thing and I need your advice. But I don’t want any judgement or criticism.”
Riddle: “And you came to me?”
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twst-shenanigans · 27 days ago
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twst Incorrect quote #263
*losing Idia in literally anywhere*
Announcer: “Attention. If anyone has lost their companion otaku, please pick them up from lost and found.”
Announcer: “Please bring ice cream. He’s scared. Thank you.”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #262
Kalim: “I had a nightmare last night.”
Kalim: “Jamil told me he won’t cook my midnight snacks for a whole week.”
MC: “... That wasn’t a nightmare. He did say that.”
Kalim: “Huh?”
MC: “You fainted right after Jamil told you that.”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #261
Ace: “If we can only have one girl, I’m glad it’s you Epel.”
Epel: “Thanks, but I’m a guy.”
Fem!MC: “I’m the girl you idiot.”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #260
Any guy: *texting* MC, do you wanna come over?
MC: Yess
MC: Can I bring my cat tho?
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #259
Deuce: “MC taught me to always think before I act.”
Deuce: “So if I ever punch you in the face, just know that I thought it through and do not regret my decision.”
*a proud MC in the background*
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #258
Leona: “I love you… I’d kill for you, you know that? I’d kill for y-”
MC: “You just want an excuse to kill Malleus, don’t you?”
Leona: ….
Leona: “Well…”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #257
*MC staring intensely at a bag of popcorn*
Jamil: “What are you doing?”
MC: “I’m attempting to cook this bag of popcorn with only my psychic powers.”
Jamil: “Wait, I thought you were magicless?”
*MC still staring at the bag, ignoring him*
Jamil: *sighs and puts the bag in the microwave*
MC: “Ha! My psychic powers work!”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #256
MC: “Ok, we gotta be sneaky. Let’s make use of the darkness to sneak-”
*MC turns around to see Idia’s bright hair glowing up the room*
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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Hey, I just wanted to let you know as politely as possible that incorrect quote #247 is insensitive and not funny at all. As someone currently in an abusive family situation, I would appreciate it if you wouldn't make light of abuse, fictional or otherwise.
Hello Anon. Thank you kindly for this message. It was never my intention to have that post seen as insensitive and definitely wasn't portraying this as abuse. I apologise to those who I might have offended with this post.
I understand that the post may be uncomfortable to read for you and others so I'll be making some adjustments to it. Thank you again for coming to me and letting me know.
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #255
MC: *pointing to Azul* “Smart ass.”
MC: *pointing to Floyd* “Bad ass.”
MC: *pointing to Jade* “Nice ass.”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #254
Random guy: “Wow Vil. I love your outfit.”
Vil: “Of course you would. It was designed by a very talented designer who was inspired by…”
Random guy: “Wow MC. I love your outfit.”
MC: “Thanks, it has pockets!😊”
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twst-shenanigans · a month ago
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twst Incorrect quote #253
*MC and the ghosts walk into the room*
*All gasp at the sight of Grimm lying on the ground next to a destroyed cake*
Ghost #1: “He ate the cake.”
MC: “Oh Grimm, you furry little pig.”
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