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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 3 months

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Impulse: (in a tussle with Inertia)

Robin: (struggling to aim a batarang)

Secret: What're you waiting for?! Take the shot!

Robin: I can't! I can't risk hurting my best friend!

Superboy: Dude! I thought I was your best friend!

Robin: Right, sorry! I mean, my second best friend!

Wonder Girl: I thought I was your second best friend!

Robin: No, you're my best friend on the girl list!

Wonder Girl: You can't have a separate list for girls!

Robin: Well, I do! It's pink and the "I"s are dotted with puffy hearts!

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #impulse #bart allen #inertia #thaddeus thawne #robin #tim drake #secret dc #greta hayes #superboy #conner kent #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #source: back at the barnyard

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shyjusticewarrior · 3 months

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Jason: As your favorite Robin-

Tim: Dick's my favorite Robin.

Jason: As your favorite Robin-

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nazliwrites · 7 months

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“Books are where I find myself , for the real world is where I am already lost.”

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lbcreations-blog · 3 months

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My first short comic

Art: by yours truly L.B Creations

Script: by @chaoticace2005 here on tumblr

I had fun making this. What do you guys think of it?

(Do not reblog without credit)

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anotherdayanothergay1 · 9 months

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Nick: Tao, could you pass the salt?

Tao: Nick, could you pass away?

Elle, to the disturbed people who overheard: This is normal, don't worry.

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dcau-incorrect-quotes · 3 months

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The Flash: Whats up, J’onn?

Martian Manhunter, being serious: The sky.

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cryptid-intraining · 2 years

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Jason: *pointing angrily at Joker* but why is he still alive?

Bruce: Jason, please. You have to understand, I wanted to. I wanted to get rid of him but it was more complicated than that. There was this whole thing with Iran and diplomatic immunity, Joker being a UN Ambassador. If Superman hadn't stopped me it would have been a terribly ugly international incident.

Silence.

Jason: Superman stopped you from killing Joker?

Bruce: yes, Jason. And it was the- Jason. Jason, no. I can see you thinking about it. Jay, no, you are not going to-

Jason: *unloading the clips from his sidearms* you wouldn't happen to still have those Kryptonite bullets in lock up, would you?

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gothamundernightlight · 1 year

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Incorrect Batfam Quotes

*Tim catches Jason sneaking out

Tim: Where are you going?

Jason: I’m going to a bookstore. Want to come?

Tim: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn’t you just drop me off the top of the Wayne tower?

Jason: It’s Tuesday, Tim! There’s no reason we can’t do both!

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marvelgaynesstothemax · 10 months

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Frank: It’s really frustrating.

Matt: What is?

Frank: Watching Cap openly flirt with Bucky, and Bucky not fucking realizing it.

Matt, literally wearing Frank’s skull shirt: Haha yeah, they’re so oblivious-

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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 1 month

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Eve: If you had to choose between William and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Mark: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

William: Mark!

Eve: 63 cents.

Mark: I'll take the money.

William: MARKUS SEBASTIAN GRAYSON.

Mark, laughing: I’m just kidding!

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cuteniarose · 1 month

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Personally I find it really funny that based on what the twins said in the Book 2 finale re: having to tell their mom about what happened to Unalaq, it's literally canon that Unalaq's wife a) exists, b) is alive, and c) is just chilling in the Northern Water Tribe

She took one look at all the spirit fuckery her husband was getting up to and went "Well that's none of my business" and honestly I respect that

#oh and when I say spirit fuckery I mean it in both the literal and metaphorical sense. blame kat's latest raava and vaatu fic #yeah I'm just gonna start posting random LoK opinions on here now. this blog's been dead long enough #not really an incorrect quotes girly anymore sorry #not even a girl anymore. but you know #most of my red lotus and oc posting will remain on my personal blog though bc no one wants to see that #anyway. yes. Unalaq's wife. when I say the avatar franchise has a mom problem this is exactly what I mean #80% of characters don't have a mom. the moms that are alive either have little to no screen time or mentions #or they're basically Schroedinger's mom in the sense that they exist but not really #the exceptions being like. pema and suyin. and maybe senna though she also has very little screentime #my point is. the twins are younger than korra. I know avatarverse has a precedent for putting kids on the throne. looking at you zuko #but really we should have gotten unalaq's wife as chief of the nwt #introduced her in book 3 during the lead up to p'li's prison break #but that's just my objectively correct opinion #northern water tribe chief raspberry when #(according to avatar wiki her name is malina so I've been calling her raspberry in my head ever since I found out #malina means raspberry in russian that's why. probably in a bunch of other slavic languages too idk I'm not an expert #and she shares a name with katara and sokka's weird white stepmom from the comics which no sane person considers canon. so that's fun)#the legend of korra #unalaq

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incorrectcomicbookquotes · 1 month

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Robin: (drawing up a plan on a whiteboard) Okay, so what we're gonna do is-

Wonder Girl: Wait, why'd you draw yourself like that?

Robin: Huh? Like what?

Wonder Girl: Like, with gorgeous muscular legs.

Robin: Uh, this is what I look like.

Wonder Girl: ...

Robin: This is what I look like!

Wonder Girl: Fine. Then I want big beefy arms! Hot ones!

Impulse: Oh! And I want a cowboy hat!

Robin: (drawing) Okay. Arms and... hat.

Superboy: Oh, I want a cowboy hat, too!

Robin: You can't just copy Bart's hat idea, Conner. He came up with it all on his own like a good boy.

Superboy: But I wanna look cool, too!

Arrowette: Draw Conner on one of those baby tricycles!

Superboy: No!

Robin: (drawing) Okay, baby tricycle. Greta, you want anything?

Secret: (makes finger gun) Pew pew!

Robin: A blaster? No, that's not really our style, Miss Thing.

Secret: ... (makes finger gun again) Pew pew!

Robin: (sigh) Fine. But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

#incorrect comic book quotes #young justice comics #robin #tim drake #wonder girl #cassie sandsmark #impulse #bart allen #superboy #conner kent #arrowette #cissie king jones #secret dc #greta hayes #source: jellystone

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shyjusticewarrior · 29 days

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nazliwrites · 7 months

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“Books are drugs. They make me hallucinate unrealistic things.”

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cabin-7-bitch · 19 days

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my friend made a discord server for fanfic writers!!

join if you’re a fandom fan fiction writer!!

(PJO preferably but that doesn’t matter)

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anotherdayanothergay1 · 6 months

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Darcy: Ah, yes! Baguettes! The snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.

The shopkeeper: What?

Tara: Ignore her.

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