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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Jason starts a GoFundMe to build a second Manor so he can keeps all the benefits without having to live with Bruce
This happens after Bruce says no more cookies at bedtime
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strange-birb · 1 day
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I give you …..THEM ✨✨
I feel like I did Steph dirty…. Tbh I’ll try harder next time guys I swear 👀😅
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violent138 · 1 day
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I think it would be really funny if every time Dick and Jason joined missions they kind of failed upwards, even if they goofed off, or dredged up extremely personal shit, it helped with their secret identities or got them to think outside the box. There's always a disagreement on methods, someone gets kicked through a door but it's the right door and they stumble on all the evidence and the bad guys. Something that got set on fire was actually a secret message that only appeared upon heating, or they found evidence of the crime while trying to delete embarrassing CCTV footage.
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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Jason: I'm just kicking the job's ass before it kicks mine. Like your mother said.
Damian: No, no. You do not get to use my mother's words against me.
Jason: Well, let me tell you something my mother used to say. "Bats! There are bats everywhere, Jason! And they know everybody's phone numbers."
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ahfrickenfrick · 3 days
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Damian gets into a fight at school, he comes out with just a few scratches.
He’s suspended for three days due to the other boy having a broken nose, but he won’t tell anyone why he and the other boy got into the spat.
Tim finds him sitting on the ground in the library, sketching something from a book. he gives tim a glance, before continuing his work.
He decides to pull out his laptop and work side by side with Damian, getting lost in his own little world for over an hour before Damian says anything.
“… the fool tried saying you all are beneath the Wayne name. He said unfavorable things about Richard, Jason should’ve stayed missing, that Duke deserved to be in the ‘stuck in the system’. That— brat, said he hopes the tabloids are true in their current rumors after your coming out. He deserved far more than a broken nose.”
Damian set down his pencil, trembling with frustration and anger. As Tim felt his heart warm.
He gently wrapped his arms around Damian, pressing a quick kiss to the kids temple before he could react.
“Thank you Dames, I know Bruce is going to have to be a parent here and tell you why it’s bad when he gets back, but thank you. Just… be careful, we all are used to these comments, and can take care of ourselves. But thank you anyways.”
Damian’s cheeks were flushed, shrugging his shoulders to try and hide his face, but other than that, he let Tim drape himself over him.
Bruce finds them an hour later, looking for Damian to talk about what happens, but instead finds the two brothers curled up on the floor, sound asleep.
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wickedbats · 2 days
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Damian: I'm running away! Tim: And where are you going to go? Dick's place? Bruce will know where to find you. Damian: There's one other place where he won't think to look! [later on] Damian: *knocking* Jason, opening the door: Why are you here? Damian: I'm running away and I don't want father to find me. Jason, stepping aside: You came to the right place.
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thumb-taks · 2 days
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oddly familiar. isn't it?
Do you think when Jason was beating to Tim at himself he only saw his own bloodied corpse? Metal against skin. A familiar sound.
Do you think he felt sympathetic...? or maybe he felt like Tim should know what it felt like.
based on this panel ;)
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bloopy-writes · 22 hours
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My favorite thing to think about is it being an open secret in Gotham that the Wayne family are the Bats and just a series of increasingly confused non-Gothamites wondering why so many people are chill with vigilantes
Like obviously you can get major angst from this thought but I prefer to think of every gothamite making it some form of initiation that you will not have the respect of Gothams people unless you figure out the Waynes are the Bats and learn to just deal with their stupidity and occasionally leave out treats for them on the roof like they’re feral cats
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nightwolf14292 · 1 day
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Hey! Look! An overdone meme! Still fun to draw tho
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Another Batfam as quotes from my classmates (and teachers)
Damian, looking at Tim: …What does he ask his barber?
Bruce, cannot hear anything through his headphones:
Dick: Aliens have invaded
Jason: Japan is at war with Mexico
Steph in the middle of patrol: Cass, let’s play dodgeball. Right now
Duke: I mean, we’re all basically swans
Bruce to Clark: You’ve got another test? What, do you not like your kids? My kids never have tests
Bonus:
All the bats: I have a death table, I love it
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Back when Jason was Robin, he and Dick definitely caught fireflies together.
oh my god CUTE!!!!!
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Bruce: Damian, why do you torment me?
Damian: I am your hubris manifested.
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violent138 · 23 hours
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shyjusticewarrior · 23 hours
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Duke: What are you doing here?
Duke: ... Your excellency.
Damian: You don't call her "your excellency."
Talia: No, no, I kinda like it.
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meara-eldestofthemall · 19 hours
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I love these two idiots.
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