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gothamundernightlight · 2 days

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*Harley trying to cheer up Robin

Harley: Don’t worry, you’re going to be fine.

Harley: You come from a strong line of lunatics!

Damian: *thinking of his family history, from both sides

Damian: That is actually quite reassuring???

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gothamundernightlight · 18 days

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Damian: *texting the Batkids groupchat

Damian: I want to be a menace this weekend.

Jason: I will join you on this journey.

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gothamundernightlight · 28 days

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Damian: Meditation keeps the mind at peace. It protects your head from everything external.

Jason: *throws a shoe at him

Damian: What the f*ck, Todd?

Jason: Except external sources of pain apparently.

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gothamundernightlight · 29 days

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*during Jason’s tenure as Robin

Dick: Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

Jason: It’s like you want me to beat you with my homework.

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gothamundernightlight · 29 days

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Tim: *mindlessly ranting about his latest conspiracy in the middle of an insomniac episode

Tim: …so what do you think? Am I right?

Jason: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

Jason: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Jason: Everyone in this room, myself included is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Tim: …

Tim: A simple no would have sufficed.

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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*on a stakeout

Nightwing: *just joining in

Nightwing: So what’s going on?

Red Hood: You want the long or the short version?

Nightwing: The short one I guess?

Red Hood: Sh*t's f***ed.

Nightwing: Oh…well, that's definitely not an optimal situation!

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Damian: Todd, what are you doing?

Jason: *reading

Jason: Nothing. Now are you going to mind your own business or do I have to give you a piece of my mind for interrupting me?

Damian: Oh, I couldn’t take the last piece you have.

Jason: *smacks Damian with the book

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Jason: Have you ever had one of those days when you’re holding a stick…

Jason: And everyone looks like a piñata?

Tim: That’s a crowbar, not a stick?

Tim: OWWW!

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Bruce: I think I’m going to marry Selina.

Alfred: …

Dick: …

Tim: …

Steph: …

Jason: …

Damian: …

Cass: …

Bruce: Any thoughts?

Tim: And prayers. You’re going to need them.

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Tim: *develops a plan

Steph: Not gonna lie, that sounds like a war crime.

Tim: It’s never a war crime the first time. Now whether it gets designated a war crime after…

Tim: That’s not my problem.

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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*All of the Batkids have been kidnapped

Kidnapper: *calls Bruce

Kidnapper: We have your children.

Bruce: …

Bruce: Let me speak to them.

Kidnapper: Alright. *puts the call on speaker

Bruce: Damian’s in charge.

Batkids: *all start arguing about who should be in charge to the point of scaring the kidnappers into letting them go

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gothamundernightlight · 1 month

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Red Robin: What do you think Hood will do for a distraction?

Nightwing: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes, setting off several car alarms

Nightwing: ... or he could do that.

Red Robin: The fact you thought it would be less dramatic than that? It’s almost like you don’t know him at all!

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gothamundernightlight · 2 months

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I’m nothing like Batman.

- Every single batchild at some point before they proceed to behave exactly like Batman

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gothamundernightlight · 2 months

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Bruce: What is wrong with you?

Any of his kids on any given day: Like today, or in general?

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gothamundernightlight · 2 months

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*Tim storms into Bruce’s room

Tim: What is this meeting you’ve put on my schedule for 7pm today?

Bruce: *was actually asleep

Bruce: It’s not even 8am yet, give me a second, Tim!

Tim: Rise and shine, B! I’m ready to argue!

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gothamundernightlight · 2 months

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*Jason driving the Batmobile

Jason: Just so you know, I put my foot on the floor and I’m not lifting it until I either see God or a checkered flag.

Damian: *in the backseat

Damian: Hell yeah!

Bruce: Don’t encourage him!

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gothamundernightlight · 3 months

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Nightwing: *gets a call

Nightwing: Hello?

Green Lantern: Hey, Wing, I’ve got a question for you.

Nightwing: Sure, what’s up?

Green Lantern: I got an email from Batman earlier tonight, and I’m not sure if it’s a mistake or a threat.

Nightwing: Why, what does it say?

Green Lantern: I hope this email finds you before I do.

Nightwing: …

Nightwing: That’s a threat. Evacuate the planet.

Green Lantern: *static and then silence

Nightwing: Damn, too late.

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