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dragonpyre · 2 days
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Secret Robin au
Bruce was on edge for the rest of patrol
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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Stephanie: Are you mad?
Damian: No.
Stephanie: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?
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azz-modeus · 21 hours
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If I had a nickel for every time I drew Tim insisting that Jason is a good person I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s sad that it’s happened twice.
anyways have some de-aged Tim angst
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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days
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Timber: Forehead Touches
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frownyalfred · 7 hours
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“Scream if you have to,” is such a terrifying phrase to hear from Bruce. But I think the Batkids actually need to hear it — whether they’re getting a bad break reset, or having a wound cauterized, or something else extremely painful — it can be a relief to know you’re allowed to yell and make noise. Relieving to know that Bruce says it’s okay to scream.
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popsqueakz · 2 days
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i drew batdad and robin grabbing some food after a mission!! ft. unnamed criminal unnamed victim
debating turning it digital ⁉️⁉️ how do we feel
(psst ! part 2 under the cut !!!)
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dick grayson, some years after this, decided to try the burger bruce always ordered . he was not impressed i'm afraid ..
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nicknaysayer · 3 days
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Tim Drake 🌟🌟
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violent138 · 1 day
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By the law of being the worst to your siblings, the various Bat-teammates are probably stunned whenever they see their respective Fearless Leader devolve into the pettiest, whiniest piece of shit around whatever sibling they're presently beefing with.
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I think Jason has the best singing voice of the batkids
But who would be the most mad about it?
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batfambrainrotbeloved · 11 hours
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Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 2)
Jason:"Consent is for sex, not murder"
Tim:"I know I gave you words, and I didn't follow them myself- but that's because I'm better than you" Dick:“I'm Nightwing, I have boundaries now”!
Damian:"Truly what greater thrill is there than to fear for ones life"? Steph:"You refer to yourself in 3rd person ALOT-" Tim:"Oh yeah its a problem, and Bob Dolan did as well and that's probably why he lost the election against Bill Clinton" Jason:"Listen when I was in the pit- when it was swirling around in my mouth, it never occurred to me that I should be dead" Tim:“Bart, would you still like me if I wasn't… me” Bart:“..Like if you were a worm”? Steph:"Cold water" Jason:"Artist"? Duke:"Justin Beiber" Damian:"..who"? Jason:"Aw fuck man do I give off Justin Beiber vibes"? Tim:"Bart is every 7 year old boy in the world" Deathstroke:"I do not look for charm or cunning in my protoge's, only spirit- which you have plenty" Baby Dick:"Well thanks-" Duke:“I gave them sentience and therefore, a crisis”
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resisting the urge to refer to everything as bat. like yeah he’s cleaning his batcycle in the batgarage with a batrag with mild batcleaner while his batdad talks next to him about bat-related thing
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dragonpyre · 8 hours
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Secret Robin au
Their excuses now have a price tag
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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Batfam's beige flags
Dick: says "when I'm famous" like he's not Dick "Nightwing" Grayson
Jason: reads by candlelight even though he has a perfectly functional lamp
Tim: has a monochrome Google calendar
Damian: has everyone saved in his contacts by last name only
Duke: plays equivalent-length shows or movies in the background instead of setting a timer
Cullen: turns every song into the Black Parade when there's a G note
Stephanie: acts out dramatic scenes with eggs before cracking them
Cassandra: opens plastic packaging with her teeth
Barbara: refers to house music as "that stuff with DJs"
Harper: glues sponge pieces to rubber gloves for dishwashing
Carrie: sips ketchup between french fries
Kate: keeps a pair of dumbbells in her purse
Helena: makes homemade garlic spray in case of vampires
Luke: waits for sparkling water to go flat before drinking it
Bette: eats bananas like watermelons
Alfred: buys the Trader Joe's version of popular snacks
Selina: refuses to call villains by cool monikers
Bruce: introduces himself as "Selina's husband" instead of his name
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allthegothihopgirls · 13 hours
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You asked us to send you headcanons, so. I think it would be funny if, before he learned Tim was Robin, Bernard was a die hard Robin/Superboy shipper. It just has so much potential.
gonna be honest, the closest i get to consuming any bernard content is through tumblr posts. i have close to zero concept of him as an actual character.
i did see a post like this the other day though and thought it was really amusing. i think it's a hilarious concept, and can see it happening with other vigilantes.
imagine poor steph, having to listen to a friend talk about how they think spoiler and robin are 'an item', fresh off breaking up with tim.
or dick, talking to a co-worker at a temporary barista job he picked up, and she's going on about how when the teen titans were a thing, she always 'felt bad' for aqualad, because kid flash and robin obviously had something going on as they got older, and wonder girl.. well she was just too good for any of them.
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shyjusticewarrior · 3 days
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Forehead Touching
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I love how most of the batkids are fluent in multiple languages.
Think about all the fun.
Them talking five different languages in two sentences and everybody understanding it without problem.
Calling each other insults in a language they know the other person doesn't speak.
They have a conversation in a language that has informal and formal 'you' and they are addressing each other with the formal 'you' because they know it annoys the other person
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