Tumgik
#humor
cannibalchicken · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
my-kawaii--world · 14 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
**For the people asking I found the ring HERE
4K notes · View notes
daily-spooky · 14 hours
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
only-cat-memes · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
catchymemes · 11 hours
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
anxietyproblem · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
badjokesbyjeff · 3 days
Text
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what's wrong.
"Well," replies Johnny, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Johnny, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Johnny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Johnny, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
2K notes · View notes
ur-daily-inspiration · 14 hours
Text
1K notes · View notes
daily--cats · 14 hours
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
viralfrog · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
149K notes · View notes
cannibalchicken · 19 hours
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
my-kawaii--world · 14 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
**For the people asking I found the ring HERE
3K notes · View notes
daily-spooky · 14 hours
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
only-cat-memes · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes