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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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samreich · 2 days
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yes, the entirety of @ProZD's fixitman78 video is available to watch on youtube! just search for fixitman78 to become a part of the hashtag #fixitmanfanfam.
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badjokesbyjeff · 2 days
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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Johnny slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Johnny what's wrong.
"Well," replies Johnny, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Johnny, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Johnny, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p-nis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Johnny, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Johnny slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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dailyflicks · 2 days
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RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez
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scampthecorgi · 3 days
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Happy Earth Day! Scamp’s favorite place on Earth was by the fishpond, either to relax or to burn off some energy by running and barking around it! Occasionally he even enjoyed an unintended swim! 😂
🐶🌎🐟
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probertson · 2 days
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JIMMY AND BABY - a 20 minute cartoon by Paul Robertson and Michelle Larney. Watch here!
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also on vimeo: https://vimeo.com/938105752
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scoobydoomistakes · 2 days
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i just can't get enough
of these oddly-shaped fellas
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miniaturecatmentality · 2 months
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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and-corn · 8 months
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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
(pt 2)
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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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shutinthenutouse · 7 months
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badjokesbyjeff · 2 days
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A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend.
His friend says to him "We're currently drowning in debt because the doctors just cured your amnesia!"
The friend then asks the other friend "Oh no! How are we going to ever pay the bills now?"
The first friend then has an idea.
"I know! Give me 100 dollars and I'll buy a bat, then I'll hit you on the head with it and we can claim your insurance."
So the second friend gives the first friend 100 dollars and he leaves the room. After a while the first friend comes back with a bat and he hits his friend on the head.
A man wakes up in a hospital bed right next to his friend.
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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