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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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badjokesbyjeff · 17 hours
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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? 
(As told to be by a German colleague)
"One! Because we are very effective and don't have a sense of humor!"
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dailyflicks · 1 day
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CLUELESS 1995 — dir. Amy Heckerling
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filmgifs · 17 hours
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JENNIFER’S BODY (2009), dir. Karyn Kusama
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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bebx · 2 days
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a relationship should be 50/50 you talk about your blorbo, I talk about mine. our blorbos are our otp
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and-corn · 7 months
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are evil dragons really evil, or are they just vitamin D deficient?
(pt 2)
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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shutinthenutouse · 6 months
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butyoutoldmeiwasfunny · 2 months
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cannibalchicken · 3 days
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badjokesbyjeff · 16 hours
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A man is sitting next to a woman on a plane... 
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane.
The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.
Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before, she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking ever more than before.
Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, “I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve sneezed three times, wiped your nose and then shudder violently. Are you OK?”
“I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; whenever I sneeze I have an orgasm.”
The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. “I have never heard of that condition before” he said. “Are you taking anything for it?”
The woman smiled, “Pepper.”
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dailyflicks · 2 days
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But I'm A Cheerleader (1999) dir. Jamie Babbit
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animentality · 2 months
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rip Tumblr live 😔
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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