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badjokesbyjeff · 2 days
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I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head, "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
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cannibalchicken · 1 day
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dailyflicks · 3 days
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WEDNESDAY Chapter IV: Woe What a Night
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thedankmemes · 3 days
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copperbadge · 6 hours
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The 2022 Comedy Wildlife Photography competitors are up! Voting is closed and winners are going to be announced in about a week, but in the meantime you can enjoy all the funniest finalists here. 
[ID: A series of comedic wildlife photos featuring a levitating squirrel, a bear being attacked by a fish and a bear cub that seems to be waving at the camera, a raccoon appearing to smile and wave as well, two penguins one of which appears to be headless, a lion colliding face-first with a tree, an owl mid-jump from one stump to another, and some kind of wild ungulate being chased by a large bird, but shot in such a way that it looks like he is preparing for takeoff with his wings.] 
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filmgifs · 8 hours
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HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (2000) dir. Ron Howard
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ceehaz · 9 hours
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Dog Knights and pets
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georgeromeros · 1 day
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The Addams Family - Season 1 Episode 20 (1965) Cousin Itt Visits the Addams Family
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introvertedx10 · 2 days
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funnytwittertweets · 10 months
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badjokesbyjeff · 1 day
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I removed the shell from my racing snail.
I thought it would make it faster, but if anything it’s more sluggish.
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cannibalchicken · 2 days
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dailyflicks · 23 hours
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The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Official Trailerc
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catgirl-kaiju · 8 months
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What if we logged into tumblr one day, and some of us just had blue verification checkmarks next to our urls but nobody knew why and staff was completely silent on the subject
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thedankmemes · 2 days
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sweetiebriar · 2 months
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