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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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Stephanie: Are you mad?

Damian: No.

Stephanie: So sharpening knives at 2AM is just a hobby?

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ahfrickenfrick · 3 days

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dick: *slightly aggravated because jason had not listened during their first team up, leading into the kid getting hurt and being in the local hospital in costume, add on the frustration that bruce isn’t there and he’s not sure how to word anything*

dick: come on, you know the first rule of our uh- club

jason: *still running on adrenaline and the fact he got to work with nightwing, but getting more and more delirious as various medications ease the pain, nodding seriously*

jason: don’t talk about fight club

dick: i physically do not know how much more i can take

#movie buff jason #LMFAO going to start writing that more tbh #dc comics #dc #batman #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #robin #jason todd robin #dc robin #they are brothers your honor #or trying their best #dick grayson tries his best #fight club #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily

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singswan-springswan · 3 days

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Tim: ugh I overdosed on sunlight Dick: you what? Jason: he got burnt

#incorrect batfamily quotes #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd

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dreamingaboutsakuratrees · 23 hours

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Jason: is it hard for you to maintain a tan?

Tim: ...what?

Jason: you know, since you're always living in my shadow

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pandorasb1tch · 2 days

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Y/N: I think I’m in love with Jason…

Tim:

Y/N: any thoughts?

Tim: and prayers. You’re going to need them.

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fluffy-anna · 2 days

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Made another one. All hail the Richard Grayson aka Nightwing wallpaper.

He may be a man but he's the best eldest daughter I know.

I literally love this man but he gets screwed over so many times that I kind of find it funny.

I will make more.

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 1 day

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 2)

Jason:"Consent is for sex, not murder"

Tim:"I know I gave you words, and I didn't follow them myself- but that's because I'm better than you" Dick:“I'm Nightwing, I have boundaries now”!

Damian:"Truly what greater thrill is there than to fear for ones life"? Steph:"You refer to yourself in 3rd person ALOT-" Tim:"Oh yeah its a problem, and Bob Dolan did as well and that's probably why he lost the election against Bill Clinton" Jason:"Listen when I was in the pit- when it was swirling around in my mouth, it never occurred to me that I should be dead" Tim:“Bart, would you still like me if I wasn't… me” Bart:“..Like if you were a worm”? Steph:"Cold water" Jason:"Artist"? Duke:"Justin Beiber" Damian:"..who"? Jason:"Aw fuck man do I give off Justin Beiber vibes"? Tim:"Bart is every 7 year old boy in the world" Deathstroke:"I do not look for charm or cunning in my protoge's, only spirit- which you have plenty" Baby Dick:"Well thanks-" Duke:“I gave them sentience and therefore, a crisis”

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ryemiffie · 2 days

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More stuff from my day as superbat incorrect quotes!

Batman: Do you know what this means?!

Superman: No winter wedding?

Batman: Were you considering one?

Superman: Well I just thought maybe it would be nice.

Batman: No, I hate the cold.

Superman: Okay, nevermind.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 3 hours

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like father, like kids. and make it with Bruce and the Wayne kids with cheesy pick up lines for their partners.

imagine Bruce searching through the internet on what to say and he stumbles on cheesy pick up lines, thinking they work with his flirtation skills. he already has that playboy persona he puts on, but what if he wants to expand his skills?

his kids are just like him. their partners talking about how cheesy they sound, but does it really matter? the lines work on them anyways.

just imagine some scenerios:

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Wally, calling Babs: Hey, Babs. Did Dick ever do cheesy pick up lines to you?

Babs, laughs: He tried. Is he getting any better?

Wally, blushing hard: I mean...

Babs: I shouldn't even be asking you, Walls. No matter what he does, you adore him.

Roy, who hears Wally's question to Babs, grins: Jaybird does the same.

Wally: Probably a brother thing?

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Jon: Kon, should I be worried that Damian is starting to talk... Like....

Kon: Like what?

Jon, cheeks turning red: He's telling me pick up lines that I swore I found in Tumblr last week!

Kon, baffled: Hold up! I swear Tim just recently told me also-

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Steph: So, does Duke's pick up lines work on you?

Izzy, smiles: He doesn't need to, but I appreciate the effort.

Steph, shrugs with a knowing smile: I know the feeling.

somewhere at the Watchtower:

Batman: You're just like the Bat signal because you light up the darkness.

Wonder Woman blinks before smiling lovingly at Batman.

somehow Roy and Wally hears the gossip between Batman and Wonder Woman.

Red Arrow: So it must be a family thing.

Flash: Yuppp, not just a brother thing.

Superman, smirks: A hundred percent.

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Dick: Get busy, ya flope.

Bruce: Flope?

Dick: It means loser, okay?

Dick: It's new slang.

Dick: People are saying it.

Dick: My brothers said so!

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idontwannatalkboutitok · 2 days

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A day in the life of New Dad Bruce and "English is my sixth language" Dick

Dick, back from school in a panick : BRUCE THEY KNOW

Bruce, confused : Who knows what chum ?

Dick : THE SCHOOL PEOPLE

Bruce, increasingly confused : Go on?

Dick : They kept asking me if I needed to go to the bat room !!

Bruce, feeling his hair grey and his youth fade out : The bathroom ? Did you- did you need to go ?

Dick, now confused as well: You're not.. worried about this at all?

Bruce, about to cry: Well. We all need to use the bathroom sometimes

Dick, confused : So everyone knows about this ? About what we do ?

Bruce, wondering what life is : Yes, Dick. People can assume what your business is in the bathroom.

Dick, now poutty : Well if they all know they should at least call it the batcave. It's clearly not a room.

#Bruce : Oh. I see whay happened here #Dick is so fidgety that teachers asked him that question all day #New sign for the batcave's bathroom that reads #Bat-room #batfam headcanons #dc universe #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes

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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days

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duke: we are not that competitive

alfred: *arching an eyebrow* …most of the current rules for games are because of you and master timothy

tim: i don’t think so

alfred: *pulling up a notepad from seemingly nowhere* april of this past year we had to ban first person shooter games until you stopped hacking the game and glitching everyone’s skins

duke: hahaha, yeah damian was pissed he couldn’t change from peter griffin

alfred: don’t think you’re off the hook master duke, as of two months ago you all lost your privileges playing b.s

duke: we are all physically trained to tell when someone is lying, cass was born to do so, suddenly when i figure out a way to get around it, it’s ‘cheating’

tim: YOU WONT TELL US HOW YOU DO IT

duke: and i’m never going to tell

tim: …when we play mario party later i’m going to kick your ass

alfred: *sighing, pulling out a pen* no more mario party-

tim and duke: WHAT NO-

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mousestar369 · 10 hours

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Bruce: Who are you!? Jason (as Red Hood): I'm your son! Bruce: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down??

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ashoss · 1 month

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little brother duo supremacy

edit: sorry to disappoint yall but this isnt dick or virgil 😭😭 its duke in a nightwing sweater,,,,

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galaxymagitech · 2 months

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Jason (Age 12): I’m not gonna die from inhaling cigarette smoke, quit worrying, B.

Jason (Age 15): *dies from smoke inhalation*

Jason (Age 19): Well, it wasn’t the cigarettes.

#i find it darkly funny that people probably told Jason smoking would kill him #and then he died from smoke inhalation #irony i guess?#incorrect batman quotes #batman #dc comics #dc #dcu #jason todd #incorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfamily #batfam #incorrect dc quotes #humor

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 2 days

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Batfam Incorrect Quotes as quotes from my dnd group (pt 1)

(I also did like 12 parts but for marauders on my other account SO)

Tim:“His hand just twitched towards his blade” Damian:“Ah- Hand Cramp” Steph:"I will never be scared of a mummy, they are papery little bitches" Jason:"I feel like you get bullied by your friends" Dick:"Ha they wish- I'm the bully, wait no I don't bully- I'm not a bully" Cass:"Her head got smashed in- so head empty" Bruce: "Don't name them you'll get attached-" Damian to his new pets:"Okay so this is not Jeremy, Not Reginald, Not Howard, and Not Adam" Tim:"I thought you said I wish I had my mother's homophobia-" Dick:“Did you kill this man”? Jason:“I did.. Shepard him into the afterlife” Duke:“There's going to be a lot of sillies, it's in my bones” Damian:“You know if you're left handed- there is a 100% chance you will die” Tim:"What if i'm bisexual"? Dick:"I think you mean ambidextrous"? Tim:"...No I really didn't-" Dick to BB:“How well can a bird roll a blunt”? Beast Boy:"Theres only one way to find out- pass the weed, ill turn into a fucked up vulture" Jason, the drama king:“It's rather bold of you to place yourself in my story like that-” Damian:"What are you doing on the mountain- you don't look the type"? Jason:"Is that racism"? Damian:"No it's classism- you are dirty and poor" Steph:"Okay everyone around you dies for a few weeks, BUT you get to meet Beyonce" Duke:“Rule number one I might have broken this, no I didn't cuz im in charge”

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