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Candace: Relaxing makes me nervous. It feels like I’m missing something.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 8 months
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Colin: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Jamie Tartt.
Isaac: Really?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: You accidentally slept with Jamie?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: Accidentally?
Colin: Yes.
Isaac: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?
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incorrectlco · 8 months
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George: What’s going on with you and Lucy?
Lockwood: Nothing.
George: I think you’re wrong.
Lockwood: I think I’m not.
George: I think you’re getting together.
Lockwood: We are not.
George: But you want to.
Lockwood: Yes.
George: I think-
(Silence)
George: Wait, what?
Lockwood: See, sometimes if I slam on the breaks, you run right past.
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incorrectuksies · 1 month
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crutchie: you guys are idiots, you know that?
albert, looking at race: in our defense, we actually did know that.
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Leo: Are you listening to me?
Mikey: Uh, yes.
Leo: What was the last thing I said?
Mikey: The last thing you said was, "are you listening to me?".
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
*Tim catches Jason sneaking out
Tim: Where are you going?
Jason: I’m going to a bookstore. Want to come?
Tim: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn’t you just drop me off the top of the Wayne tower?
Jason: It’s Tuesday, Tim! There’s no reason we can’t do both!
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hxuse-xf-black · 11 months
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Pansy: This, right here, is why you have a reputation for being a pain in the ass. Draco: And I've cultivated that reputation.
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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Wen Qing: This, right here, is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
Wei Wuxian: I have cultivated that reputation.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Bruce: I think you’re just being nice.
Tony: I think, if you ask around, you’ll discover that’s unlikely.
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Father: I admit that I was wrong.
Sole: Good.
Father: However.
Sole: No, no however. Just stand there in your wrongness, and be wrong, and get used to it.
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incorrect-tbhk · 3 months
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Aoi: What are you holding?
Akane: *holding a fishbowl*
Akane: Yashiro said you like goldfish.
Aoi:
Aoi: The crackers, Akane.
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ouatsqincorrect · 9 months
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Belle: Okay, I admit I was wrong.
Zelena: Good.
Belle: However-
Zelena: No. No 'however'. Just stand in your wrongness and be wrong.
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incorrectafcrichmond · 7 months
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Colin: Where are you going?
Jan: I'm going to a bookstore. Want to come?
Colin: An hour with you in a bookstore? Couldn't you just throw me off the Shard?
Jan: It's Tuesday, Colin! There's no reason we can't do both!
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incorrectlco · 8 months
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Barnes: You guys are idiots, did you know that?
Holly:
Kipps:
Lockwood:
Lucy:
George: In our own defence, we actually did know that.
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Scott: This, right here, is why you have a reputation as a pain in the ass.
Isaac: I have cultivated that reputation.
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joysmercer · 4 months
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trudy: how are you, jerome? jerome: i've been subpoenaed. trudy: oh, i'm sorry, dear. want a cookie? jerome: jerome: yes.
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