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flame-343 · 3 days

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Head Cannon

Bruce never actually learned how to act rich till he was already in his early 30's due to traveling for training and still forgets most of the stuff he learned because he so used to just focusing on his family and being Batman. The perks to being rich? Your rich! There are no other perks!

Dick was raised in a circus, and despite joining Bruce and the world of rich at a young age, Bruce still doesn't teach him anything about being rich other than how to act nicely and how to hide from paparazzi,

Jason is notoriously from Crime Ally, he knows less about being rich and how to use the power of being rich, he will learn the proper way to act like he has money, just to do the exact opposite because F the rich. And Steph has the EXACT same mindset

You would think Damian knows how to act rich and all the perks to being rich because he's the famous Al Ghul the demon head's grandson right? Nope, he trained how to kill people and how to lie, not how to flaunt money

Tim drake is the only Wayne that is raised on what it's like to be rich and rich perks and sucky parts. You want to get into that one really exclusive club on 14th Street? The one with the 4 month long waiting list? Tim could bring you and 10 other people and still get in without a reservation. Tim can tell you how to properly mix 40 different types of alcoholic drinks because rich people are obsessed with alcohol . Hell you want a free drink just join Tim at a bar near the diamond district because people who are famous get 2 bottles of whiskey free of charge.

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theredhood-jasontodd · 1 day

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Y/N: exists

Jason: You brought light into my lightless world

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shyjusticewarrior · 2 days

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Dana: You have a dinner date with Rose for seven. What time do you arrive?

Jason: Seven. A.M.

Jason: Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff.

Jason: Can the cook be trusted? If not I gotta kill him. Replace him with my own guy no later than four thirty.

Dana: ... You're ready.

Jason: Really?

Dana: *laughs* No. Everything you just said was insane.

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redhoodscorvid · 1 day

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Jason Todd vs. Tropes pt 1

Let's talk hypervigilance and weapons safety!

Pick your preferred version of events. Era: Jason has survived his showdown with Bruce in Under the Red Hood. He has not yet reconciled with any of the bats.

All guns are loaded unless in a traditional gun safe(s). If one weapon of a particular type is outside of a safe, that's the one that counts for this poll.

Reply or reblog with why you picked what you did... and where you think any explosives might be.

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ode777 · 20 hours

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I’m completely normal about how this song makes me think of them

#dc robin #robin #batman and robin #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #the red hood #red hood #the tortured poets department #Spotify

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sagaduwyrm · 4 months

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The reason I love the Red Hood being a crime lord instead of a vigilante is that Crime Alley, functionally, doesn't have the same problems as the rest of Gotham. Their main problem isn't the mad Rogues running around, it's the cycle of poverty, violence, and crime that they're all stuck in. And you know what one of the main ways to combat this is? Community. Organizing. Working together.

Except Crime Alley can't just choose to do that. Who would choose to join such a risky proposition instead of a gang that you know can help protect your family? So the Red Hood comes in and he looks like he's just creating another gang, the same as all the others.

Except he's serious about not selling drugs to kids or people in danger of overdosing. Except he protects the working girls fiercely, even if it loses him money. Except all the money he does make goes straight into the community if it's not making sure his employees are alright.

Working within the system is often a necessary measure to fix the system. Except the system in the case of Crime Alley isn't the government that abandoned them, it's the volatile, terrible gang set up. So Red Hood didn't just work within the system, he took it over and made it work for him instead.

Is this perfect? No. The other bats have valid disagreements with Jason's way of doing things. But he is doing so much good.

#the red hood #red hood #jason todd #crime lord jason todd #crime lord red hood #my thoughts #fandom #fandom stuff #batman #dc

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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 8 days

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i adore these two.

anyone who says they don’t act like brothers doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

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st7arlight · 3 months

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the family group chat gets a text from Damian at 5am while Bruce and Dick are both out of town. this is what happens when you leave a bunch of teenagers in charge of Gotham

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bifbm · 4 months

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jason wears his helmet so much and is constantly making faces behind it and becomes really easy to read but its fine cause he has his helmet but he always seems to forget that he's not wearing it and gets caught making horrendous faces.

Like imagine at a gala Dicks getting interviewed by the press and theyre all like wow ur such a heartthrob omg and jasons just standing behind looking disgusted while Dicks trying not to laugh at him

#batman #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #the red hood #batfam

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in-som-niyah · 19 days

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ok another floating thought:

Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.

Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.

6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.

Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.

You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.

As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.

Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.

GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)

no time to cook or order? He's gotchu

too tired? already on the way

exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook

and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?

I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK

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one-bat-day · 5 months

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Everyone always forgets that Jason has a Super too :( bizarro recognition ‼️‼️‼️ they are besties

“Red him am frightened of pretty?” 😭😭😭 bro 😭😭😭

#dc #dc comics #batman #batman comics #robin #Jason Todd #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #the red hood #bizarro #bizarro superman #rhato

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daydreamerwonderkid · 8 months

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He has no fucking business looking this cute.

Motherfucker stuffed 8 heads into a duffle bag and then proceeded to have the most unnecessary/overblown homecoming party ever.

He's a literal crime lord. And yet.

#jason todd #red hood #the red hood #happy birthday #to the most pathetic bitch ever #lmao #dreamer queue #the batman who laughs

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rainnyydaysworld · 1 month

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So what you’re telling me..

This boy, who is literally 3 apples tall..

Turned into this giant!?

I don’t believe it.

#batfamily #Jason Todd #dc red hood #red hood #red #the red hood #dc comics #dc comix #dceu #dc robin #robin dc #red hood and the outlaws #batman comics #catwoman #jason tobin #robin jason todd

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shyjusticewarrior · 8 hours

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Gotham War? More like Gotham War Crimes Towards Jason

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chelseastingel · 1 year

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Am I truly the last?

#the last unicorn #don't worry i did not forget this one #lol #artists on tumblr #unicorn #fanart #the red hood #art #illustration #need to order more prints of this i sold out again lmao #my art

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aziraphale-is-a-cat · 7 months

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DPXDC Spooky Scary Scrub Down

Gotham's ability to attract problems isn't coincidence, but it's not quite a curse either- it's just poor maintenance.

Every large settlement of living beings in the world forms a collective soul commonly known as a city ghost. It's the job of that ghost to clean the negative emotional energy from the area, like a civil servant power washing gum off the sidewalk. But Gotham's ghost just couldn't keep up.

It's not that her citizens produce an excess of negativity like Atlanta, or that her buildings and roads just sucked it in and wouldn't let go like Nashville, no it was something far worse. As the court of owls chipped away at her lifeblood in the stone, her powers dwindled. Their insatiable quest for immortality drained centuries off her existence as they mined the 'Dionesium' out from beneath the city.

In her weakness Gotham had been unable to purify her city, until now.

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Bruce Wayne was about to have an aneurysm. Some preternatural cloud of fog had been enveloping city blocks in Gotham one after the other heralded by some kid with white hair. The cloud had no discernable effect on the city, but residents reported a 'lighter feeling in the air', so obviously it's evil.

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Danny's clean up operation was going well, Gotham needed her help and he offered it. The only problem was her little knights, it seems they didn't get the memo on his cleansing operation and were determined to figure out why he was here.

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Batman: what are you doing to this city.

Danny: cleaning. *walks away through a wall.

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Red Hood: who are you and what the fuck are you doing to my territory?!

Danny: *pulling a colony of blob ghosts out of a dumpster like a clown car* don't mind me, just passing by.

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Cass:...

Danny: ...

Cass: okay.

Danny: thanks.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #jason todd #batman #the red hood #red hood #Cassandra #cass #cassandra cain #lady gotham #city ghosts

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