ok wait guys what about jason todd who gets reader to wear a remote control vibrator to a wayne gala and absolutely tortures her until the night is over and jason fucks her in the back of the batmobile to spite bruce for making him come to the gala in the first place...
would yall read it or is it bs cuz idk i need help deciding
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Bruce: Remember, we’re on Military grounds. Be on your best behavior
Jason: Watch yourselves, everyone!
Bruce: This applies mostly to you
Jason: Oh- You bite ONE guy and suddenly no one trusts you!
Bruce: You bit his finger off.
Jason: I SPIT IT BACK OUT-
Justice League: *stare in silence*
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They are definitely all banned from the kitchen
A Lot of L’il Gotham
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The “Dick is angry Robin, Jason is happy Robin” thing is great because it’s a subversion of dc’s classist bullshit with Jason and fandom’s infantilization of Dick. But also like. I really need y’all to take a step back and pretend you only know about Batman and Robin from general pop culture. Because the kid dressed in bright colors saying “holy guacamole Batman!” is Dick Grayson. And he grew up and became angsty-ridden, but as a child? He was the classic happy-go-lucky sidekick. It really doesn’t need to be either or between Jason and Dick. They were both heavily traumatized, but they were also both kids in a happy household who got to be superheroes.
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Leather jackets are cool okay 🥺
also Dick has unknowingly opened the door to little birds stealing his clothes from him lol. It's a love language 😌
Inspired by ↓↓
that time Discowing wore a leather jacket:
and this precious panel of baby Jay:
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I forget why I originally drew these but they still entertain me whenever I see the file so I finally got around to coloring them. Bruce ‘n’ Jay
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why yes you certainly are
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*after an argument with Batman*
Robin: I’m leaving.
Batman:
Robin:
Batman:
Robin: …..And I’m taking Nightwing with me.
Batman: Wait-
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Here's Jaybin, he's 90% cape and he can't wait until he's sixteen
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