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beechfruit · 2 days
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So in my class we name our glue sticks to stop the kids losing or mistreating them - they're much less likely to lose a glue lid if you're shouting "oh no, Alfred's been decapitated". It's fun.
Now, I'm a big batfam girlie ✨ so naturally I named all our glues after these characters. We have Richard and Bruce and Stephanie and Barbara etc. you see the point.
Recently, the first glue stick ran out. It had to go in the bin so unfortunately it "died", and you'll never guess which glue stick was the first to die...
It was Jason.
You could not conceive the sound I made as I had to throw Jason in the bin as all the children shouted things like "Jason's dead" and "noooo Jason!"
Worst things worse, I couldn't even explain how ironic that was that Jason, the second robin, was the first glue to go!
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theerurishipper · 3 days
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The thing I'm wondering about is why it's Batman who always gets the blame for what is more or less standard fare across the DCU. "Batman indoctrinates children into his war, the Robins are child soldiers!" But where is this energy for Wally West or Roy Harper or anyone else? Why doesn't anyone call Barry or Clark or Ollie out for indoctrinating children? And in the same vein, Batman gets consistently torn apart for not killing the Joker, when I don't really see any other hero get this? No one is writing hit pieces on Superman for not killing Luthor, but somehow saying Batman is a coward and in the wrong for not wanting to compromise on his principles is a significantly popular opinion? Like, there are legitimate reasons to criticize Bruce as a character (his controlling nature, his tendency to be cold and distant and push people away, etc.), but why is it always the wrong arguments (that have already been explained and explored in depth in canon) that always get the most traction? And why is it always Batman?
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live-from-gotham · 1 day
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day job?
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masterlist
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spicy-apple-pie · 2 days
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Does this have a point? Yes. I wanted to see more soft dad Bruce and more of early Damian forced into accepting affection because he's sick.
Edit: this isn’t part of the adopted Damian au, this is canon Damian. He’s just so out of it because of the fever
Commission Info / Kofi
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in-som-niyah · 2 days
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Floating thought:
Jason Todd eats like a fucking beast.
Like every time he's over at your apartment your fridge is miraculously empty?? AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE HIM TAKE ANYTHING???
Now of course food is fucking expensive and he's not entirely an asshole (debatable) so he always buys you food or sends you money to do so when he's not around to cook for you.
But like it makes sense cuz look at him???
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LOOK AT THE CHONK
anyways i think he makes it up to you by absolutely fucking you senseless later.
strong arms caged around your body, holding himself to you so tight
yea.
that's the post.
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lowquats · 2 days
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Tim: *mindlessly ranting about his latest conspiracy in the middle of an insomniac episode
Tim: …so what do you think? Am I right?
Jason: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
Jason: At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.
Jason: Everyone in this room, myself included is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Tim: …
Tim: A simple no would have sufficed.
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arguablysomaya · 1 day
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Batfam as Tiktok comments
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thedevilundercover · 10 hours
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I was thinking (shocking, I know) and I think the bat kids should have a little auction/market amongst themselves but for like stolen clothing
Like every three months they congregate in a fucking walmart parking lot (bc there’s way too much of them) at 3 am and they trade favours and stolen clothing for funsies.
There are some rules though like; It’s a strictly bat kid thing, no one else is allowed and the clothes must be of family members and family adjacents
Jason and Bruce’s clothes are always in demand bc theyre so fucking big.
*ehem* now here is my rendition of what would happen in one of these auction.
Tim: I’ll take the B/P route for a week if you give me your purple sweatshirt
Steph: Nuh uh 2 weeks or nothing
Dick: ✨guess what I got✨
every Bat kid looking at him, knowing what he was going to take out
Batkids, in synch: show us
Dick, pulling out one of Bruce’s oversized sweaters:
The whole group excluding Dick: Ỉ̸̝̱̪̞̃̅̔̂͜͝ ̸̞͑̊w̸̡̱̙̫̱̯̲̅̈́ȃ̴͖͎̠͔͇͊̂̚n̶̡̧̜͉͙̝̜͑̍t̵̺̭͍̪͛̐̈́ͅ ̸̹͓̳̂̓̇i̵̢̪̰̻̤̎̈̓ͅt̵̜̳̝͘
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the batfamily would NOT be on social media at all realistically, but of course tim loooooves photography, so i think he'd be a super dedicated scrapbook-mom type instead. (to compensate for the incredible instagram posts he WOULD make)
like, he's got books for each of his friends, one for each family member, and multiple for pictures of parts of the family and all of them together (although rare). he even has separate books for people in-costume and out-of-costume.
every christmas + birthday he recieves a loooooot of scrapbooking materials, he has draws of washi tape and stickers in his room.
he definitely tries his best to match the themes of the pages to the people in them too, and not one book has the same feel to it. he always writes very sincere little captions under the pictures as well. if he wasn't so attached to the books, he'd give them as gifts.
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rococo444 · 3 days
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putting out the bat signal for fic finders on ao3:
tim after failing to convince dick to be robin or bruce to take him on, decides to kill the joker himself (and intimidates many rogues in the process)
Bruce is immediately suspicious of him and proceeds to traumatize this small child for the next few years until Jason returns
Jason, finding that this small child killed his murderer at the tender age of 7-10 (not sure) and has been relentlessly hunted by Batman ever since, immediately becomes protector to tim
Eventually dick and Alfred also join this team and last I recall they were all camping out in a penthouse, leaving Bruce isolated in the manor
Might be deleted? I hope not but the Tim Kills the Joker tag on ao3 is not long and I have looked
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imyourstepmomnow · 1 day
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okay but brucie wayne IS a single mom WHO DOES work two jobs who LOVES his kids and never stops!!! he has gentle hands AND a heart of a fighter!!! HE’S A SURVIVOR!!!
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theerurishipper · 2 days
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Actually Batman shouldn't kill. The reason he doesn't kill is because he believes wholeheartedly in the good in humanity and the sacred value of all life. His belief in rehabilitation and second chances is meant to put him in contrast with the corruption in Gotham, both with regard to the corrupt justice system/police force and the criminals, who all take lives with no regard for its value. Being surrounded by such fatal violence and corruption on a systemic level and even being affected by it on a personal level, and yet finding the strength to not only rise beyond it, but to fight for a way to fix and save the very cause of such unfathomable pain is what defines the character of Batman. Batman is about protecting the innocent and fighting against injustice so that what happened to him never happens to anyone else. Batman is about breaking the cycle of killing and rising beyond it to become a beacon of hope for a better future. Batman killing and taking justice into his own hands is literally the antithesis to his character. If your Batman kills, then he is not Batman.
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umbransister · 2 days
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Him in his AK suit just does something to me...
(it just works...)
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twilight-trackss · 13 hours
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been re-reading some batman reborn stuff lol
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m0r11o · 1 day
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Can you draw scarecrow with a crow following him
where you go i go...
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