Bruce's PR team doing their best to mitigate gay rumours after Bruce was spotted kissing a 'mysterious man' at a gala (it was Clark.)
Only for Bruce to retweet a Superman thirst trap the next day, adding 'I'd suck his dick so hard he'd forget where Metropolis even was.'
The public and press quickly forget about the mystery man and instead jump whole heartedly onto the 'Bruce Wayne wants to suck Superman's dick' train.
Bruce's PR team are weeping into their morning coffees the next day whilst Bruce just grins because the gay thing wasn't what bothered him about the situation, it was that Clark's privacy was at risk and as far as he's concerned, the issue is now solved.
Sure, Superman now has to deal with random civilians asking him if he's seen the tweet, but, you win some you lose some.
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this is a very sweet meme and all (yay, they should be friends!) but I love how the panels above show Clark with his hand around Bruce’s throat (typical, he’s always choking Bruce out when evil) and Bruce with his hand fisted in what looks like Clark’s hair (holy fuck Bruce)
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for @blorb-el, a specific scenario from their xeno-omegaverse AU where a pollen-whammied clark gently checks to see if bruce has corresponding mating marks, but bruce of course does not
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I realized I never posted this here lmao... but this sticker is now available in my store alongside a bunch of other fun DC fam stickers uwu
Basically... Bruce misunderstood when Clark asked him out on a date and now Clark has to win over 8 kids before he can get to their dad lol
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Clark has a talk with Conner, formerly known as Paul Westfield. Where will (don't call me) Superboy's journey take him next?
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Presenting:
THE MOST FUCKING CONFUSED FISH IN THE WORLD
Action Comics 317
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j’onn, who’s been watching one too many sitcoms with m’gann, seeing bruce and clark exhibit mannerisms similar to that of on screen couples: ah yes, they are married.
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By https://twitter.com/XXsanwenyu
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My favorite Batman ships and there dynamics
Bruce and Harvey are childhood friends who are exes who are still hopelessly in love with each other
Bruce and Talia are somehow divorced and married at the same time
Bruce and Clark are golden retriever and black cat but they are both soft idiots
Bruce and Selina both have married for years and exes but still best friends energy
In other words Bruce is a bisexual disaster with a lot of partners who are way cooler than him
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Just as Clark knows Bruce
Bruce knows Clark
We get it, you both know each other best
Superbat Master Collection
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thinking about Barbie and Kent
(Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent Genderbend)
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i see “every bat/robin has a supe” and raise you “every bat/robin has a speedy boi” bruce has barry, dick has wally, tim has bart, damian has wallace, and also it’s kinda sad jason doesn’t have one but then he never became old enough to be one on a team with one so :(
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