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Something I made with cap cut-
(None of the images or audio is mine, I just thought this would be funny)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin angel dust#hazbin charlie#charlie morningstar#charlie magne#angel dust#Hazbin#hazbin crack
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Eve: If you had to choose between William and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Mark: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
William: Mark!
Eve: 63 cents.
Mark: I'll take the money.
William: MARKUS SEBASTIAN GRAYSON.
Mark, laughing: I’m just kidding!
#bro is desperate ever since he left burger mart#those comic books aren’t gonna pay for themselves#incorrect quotes#atom eve#samantha eve wilkins#mark grayson#william clockwell#invincible incorrect quotes#invincible amazon#invincible series#invincible
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Mark: Can you keep a secret?
William: Do you know anything about my life?
Mark: No I do not. Good point.
#this is so about the thing with Rick by the water that mark didn’t know about#if ykyk#I was so happy with that episode because we finally got some William content#mark grayson#william clockwell#incorrect quotes#invincible series#invincible#invincible incorrect quotes#invincible amazon
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Nolan: What are your goals?
Mark: To pet all the dogs.
Nolan: No, fitness goals.
Mark: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
#me fr tho#great minds think alike#pet all the dogs#pet them#incorrect quotes#invincible#invincible series#invincible amazon#invincible incorrect quotes#mark grayson#nolan grayson#omni man
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Damian: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Dick: Damian, no.
Jason: Mistlefoe.
Dick: Please stop encouraging him.
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dc robin#dcu#damian al ghul#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#bat brothers#bat boys#batfam#bat family#bat fam
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The Bat family having dinner together
Dick: Jason, can you pass the salt?
Jason: *Throws Damian across the table*
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dc robin#dcu#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#damian al ghul#bat brothers#bat boys#bat fam#bat family#batfam
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Dick, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Tim: You did WHAT–
Jason: William Snakepeare
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dc robin#dcu#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#bat brothers#bat boys#batfam#bat family#bat fam
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Damian: I made tea.
Jason: I don’t want tea.
Damian: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Jason: Then why are you telling me?
Damian: It is a conversation starter.
Jason: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Damian: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dc robin#dcu#damian wayne#damian al ghul#jason todd#bat brothers#bat boys#bat fam#bat family#batfam
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Dick: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Jason: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dcu#dc robin#dick grayson#jason todd#bat brothers#bat boys#bat family#bat fam#batfam
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Jason, to Bruce: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Dick, smirking: Yeah, now that you mentioned it, I noticed that too
Bruce: …
Bruce: I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Tim: *Loudly sips tea from a bowl*
#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#bat brothers#bat boys#batfam#bat family#bat fam#dcu
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Tim, as awake as can be: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Jason, as his brain is still loading for the day: Its literally not even 8am, You need to stop, Tim.
#I could not read this at first 😭#my brain had to reboot 😭😭😭#incorrect quotes#tim drake#jason todd#dc robin#robin#dc incorrect quotes#dcu#dc universe#bat boys#bat fam#batfam#bat family#bat brothers
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MC, pointing: May I sit there?
Lucifer: That's my lap
MC: That doesn't answer my question, Luci.
#incorrect quotes#obey me shall we date#obey me incorrect quotes#mc avatar of chaos#obey me mc#om! swd#omswd lucifer#om! lucifer#obey me lucifer#om! mc#omswd mc
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Damian: You call it sneaking out…
Damian: I call it training my brain to come up with creative and potential solutions to escape if I’m ever confined somewhere I’m not willing to be.
Bruce: This is not considered training Damian, you’re grounded.
#I came up with this myself#I am proud#damian al ghul#damian wayne#batman#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc incorrect quotes#dc universe#dcu
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Tim: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Jason: What if it bites me and it dies?
Damian: That means you’re poisonous. Jeez Jason, learn to listen.
Jason: What if it bites itself and I die?
Dick: It’s voodoo.
Jason: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Tim: That’s correlation, not causation.
Dick: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Jason: That’s just kinky.
Tim: Oh my God…
#bat family#bat fam#batfam#bat brothers#bat boys#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#richard grayson#incorrect quotes#dc incorrect quotes#dc robin#dcu#dc universe
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I know I’m a few days late… but I can’t stop thinking about Niffty and her roach puppet shows 😭
#I literally cannot stop thinking about this I am serious#its is SO cute#why is no one talking about this#I don’t think anyone else has done this yet?#niffty and her roach puppet shows make me happy#hazbin hotel#hazbin niffty#hazbin spoilers#hazbin fanart#I know it’s not the best art but I had to
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Wally: What are you in the mood for?
Dick: World domination.
Wally: That's an interesting choice…?
Dick: You are my world.
Wally: Aww...
Dick:
Wally:
Dick:
Wally: OH.
#if you know you know#raises eyebrow#why do u know#huh#???#mhm#that’s sus#omg aint no way I just said sus 😭😭😭#ignore me please#why am i like this#I make myself suffer#dickwally#dick grayson#richard grayson#wallydick#wally west#birdflash#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Damian, talking to Dick: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.
Wally, from the other room: NOT TRUE
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