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batfamhyperfixation · 2 days

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Bruce, running his plan for an undercover operation past the batkids chillin in the living room while post-‘knowing secret identities’ Bernard is there: -and then we will hustle the information out during pool, start stakes low and give them a false sense of security before winning

Bruce: obviously Tim will do that part

Bernard: Tim sucks at pool tho? He can barely make any in and, hell, I made it into culinary school with how many times I was sent to the kitchen to shoot after he hit the cue ball in

Dick: Tim? Our Tim? The one who wins every time? Who was the cause of the rule in the mansion against us ever playing pool

Damien: such a baby, gets stabbed one too many times by sore losers and just has to ruin it for the rest of us

Duke: Tim has hustled all of us outta so much money that at this point it is a part time job for him

Bernard: ??? Tim never wins against me?

All turning to Tim:

Tim, face completely red: he- he always gets so excited when he is winning and he just looks so cute- and his trash talk is basically just flirty banter- and it’s not my fault when he looks like THAT

Tim, shrugging: he just has an unfair advantage over the rest of you, like maybe if any of you were attractive you would start winning pool more too

Jason: and he wonders why he’s been stabbed so many times

#idk whether Tim is purposely losing to Bernard or just getting too flustered he fumbles every time #either way the bat kids are pissed #Tim was so bad bernard honestly has a hard time believing the batkids until they start showing him the videos of Tim doing amazing shots #batfam #batkids #tim drake #bat family #incorrect batfamily quotes #bernard dowd #timber #timbern #bi tim drake #tim drake headcanon #incorrect batfam quotes

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pinkiemachine · 7 hours

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No sleep. Only draw.

#fan art #art #dc #funny #dc comics #batman #bat family #fan comic #bat brothers #jason todd #red hood #robin #dick grayson #Nightwing #Koriand’r #Starfire #Bruce wayne #Diana prince #Wonder Woman

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missingnightwingsmullet · 2 days

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it’s okay jay take a deep breath or something

#queueyougonnacall #dc comics #batfam #robin #batman #detective comics #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #red hood dc comics #dc red hood #red hood dc #dead robin #dc batfam #the batfamily #bat family #bat fam

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aurora-borealis00 · 1 day

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Stupid head cannon I came up with

When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.

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voiddaisy · 3 days

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Do you think that when Jason Todd was dying, head bashed in as he waiting for the timer to reach zero, he prayed? And not to God — he stopped believing in a god years ago — but praying to Bruce. Praying in the hopes Bruce would hear and save him. Praying and crying out for Bruce to forgive him for making such a mistake. Praying that when he died, Bruce would mourn his death?

And when Jason came back from the dead, hoping his father avenged his death, he found out that Bruce didn’t kill the Joker for killing Jason. And Jason stopped believing in Bruce, too.

#bat family #batman #jason todd #dc comics #this is for my ex catholic!jason todd truthers #religion as a metaphor for parent/child relationships kills me #jason reeks of catholic guilt #catholic jason todd #i saw this quote in a tiktok slideshow for the 1000th time and cried thinking about jason and bruce #i don’t know who this quote is by but they ate that shit up #also i know jason is only a priest in flashpoint #you can pry ex catholic jason todd from my cold dead hands

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frothing-at-the-mouth · 17 hours

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😔

Audio source: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLap984m/

#jason todd #red hood #redhood #jason todd fanart #bruce wayne fanart #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #bat family #dc comic #froth’s toons

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breadwithoutcheesefan1009 · 23 hours

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Another Batfam as quotes from my classmates (and teachers)

Damian, looking at Tim: …What does he ask his barber?

Bruce, cannot hear anything through his headphones:

Dick: Aliens have invaded

Jason: Japan is at war with Mexico

Steph in the middle of patrol: Cass, let’s play dodgeball. Right now

Duke: I mean, we’re all basically swans

Bruce to Clark: You’ve got another test? What, do you not like your kids? My kids never have tests

Bonus:

All the bats: I have a death table, I love it

#batman incorrect quotes #batman #bat family #tim drake wayne #damian al ghul wayne #duke thomas #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra wayne #stephanie brown #incorrect quotes #batbros

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management-every-state · 1 day

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#sales #jinx #twitter #yungblud #egirl noods #noah centineo #aziraphale #taehyung layouts #eremin #greenhouse #lolita fashion #yamaguchi tadashi #bat family #hilda

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bibibusinessman · 3 days

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#jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batman #batfamily #stephanie brown #duke thomas #cassandra cain #batdad #dick grayson #barbara gordon #kate kane #dc comics #batfam shenanigans #batfam headcanons #batfamily headcanons #batfam #bat family

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many-food · 3 days

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https://wanda-431.mxtkh.fun/k/I7gyX3S

#egirl noods #noah centineo #taehyung layouts #eremin #greenhouse #lolita fashion #yamaguchi tadashi #bat family #hilda #female dominance #aizawa x reader #sadgirl #handcrafted #indie games

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spheroz · 3 days

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Batman can’t keep his robins au: Damian Al Ghul

Damian Al Ghul is not a Robin. He will never be a Robin. He is the heir to the demon head, being a side kick is demeaning. He is also 16 years old.

Talia Al Ghul knows one thing. If Damian wants to rule the demon’s head she’ll have to die. But Damian will have to kill her. And she is perfectly fine with that.

Ra’s Al Ghul wants to kill his heir. Because the only way his heir becomes ruler is if Ra’s is dead.

Damian Wayne is a ruthless killer. He’s a ruthless killer with a highly trained almost brain dead assassin on his side. He’s a ruthless killer with a plan. A plan to get all of his father’s failed pupils. And well, make himself the ruler of a small army, and then make himself the ruler of a cult.

#batman #bat family #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #stephine brown #stephanie brown died #jason todd died #tim drake is joker junior #dick grayson is talon #damian al ghul #Damian Wayne is not a Wayne #Mentioned Batman #Batman can’t keep his robins #Damian is so gender #To me

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dottie-wan-kenobi · 1 day

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holy server b@man! is opening invitations for 24 hours

(from 10 AM CST on April 22nd, to 10 AM CST on April 23rd)

in HSB, you can chat with other batfam fans, get fic recs, share awesome art, make friends, create headcanons, play games, stream your art, and more!

HSB is:

21+ so that it can be adults only (but don't worry, our NSFW channels are opt-in)

gen-focused, mostly on batfam but we do love the other dc groups and characters

open to new fans, old fans, lurkers, creators, and everything in between!

HSB is not:

open to any character or ship bashing of any kind

an NSFW server

affiliated with starkid

join here!

#batfam #batfam discord #batfamily #bat family #bat fam #holy server batman

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missingnightwingsmullet · 2 days

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some tim steph angst for the night

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spider-lilliss · 20 hours

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Long time headcanon of mine:

Damian turned Jon vegetarian (during the super sons era). He lectured farm boy Jon he's eating his animal friends.

"What do you mean I'm eating a cow?! I have a cow in my family farm I know😭"

"Yeah by eating that stake you're eating your Nancy! And also Batcow!"

Damian would definitely get to Jon's big heart and make him stop eating meat.

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crimsonkingart · 1 day

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I like furries, so Beast World it's the mainly inspiration. Bruce and Jason are obviously wolves, Dick is a fox, (the initial idea was to change him to a rabbit), Tim is a rabbit and Dami is a hyena. I'm tired of the classic tsundere associated with the cute black kitten, so I opted for a hyena. I like hyenas.

#brucedick #brudick #bruce wayne #richard grayson #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #tim drake #batfam #bat family #batman fan art #batman #dcu #dc #dc comic #dc comics #dc comic fan art

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insomnia-draws · 2 days

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Some brother bonding time it's a long drive to metropolis and of course Jason just had to have the new wonder woman video game that just came out and like a good big brother dick went out and waited in a long line and bought it for him and now they're playing it together in the car to dicks slight frustration Jason keeps killing him with the lasso of truth in game .. Alfred is just happy he's not constantly hearing are we there yet during the drive..

I meant to give Jason a little wonder woman crown pretend he has it ill eventually add it in but I forgot lol

Note: in this depiction Nightwing/dick is in his 20s and Jason is like 8 idk

Tags: @captain-daryn

Inspired by: @wondersinwaynemanor cause they put the idea of Jason being a wonder woman simp in my head and it birthed this little series of baby jason

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