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incorrectbatfam · 7 months

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Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

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dc-and-damirae · 11 months

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random hero: aren't you embarrassed about being related to the villain red hood?

Dick: honestly, I'm more embarrassed about being related to Tim

*Tim walks in covered in glitter and offers no explanation*

Jason watching on the monitors at his safe house: lol

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gothamundernightlight · 5 months

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Damian: Drake, I have need of your aid. My class is being forced to do a Secret Santa and I got the class bully. What should I get him?

Tim: Make him a Where’s Waldo book but photoshop Waldo out of every picture.

Damian: …

Dick: …

Jason: …

Jason: That’s cruel, but I love it! Do that!

Dick: Tim, didn’t you give me a Where’s Waldo book last year?

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headcanonthings · 5 months

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Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Clark: Jesus, what happened to you? You look like you fell down the stairs or something-

Bruce, who didn’t fall down the stairs, but did suffer a five story drop after his line snapped: Or something, I guess.

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willwriteforhugs · 1 year

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stephanie jokingly calls damian a nepo baby just to piss him off. damian is furious. days of argument ensue

damian: i am not a result of nepotism, spoiler. it's insulting that you would even imply that

steph, not taking this seriously at all: ya but you are though

damian, literally losing his mind: HOW COULD I BE BUT NOT YOU AS WELL? IF I’M A NEPO BABY THEN SO ARE YOU

steph: HOW, DAMIAN. TELL ME HOW. BRUCE IS NOT MY LEGAL FATHER SO I CANT BE HIS NEPO BABY

damian: I MEANT THE OTHER FATHER. HE INFLUENCED YOU TO BECOME A CRIME FIGHTER, DID HE NOT?

steph: YEAH, BY COMMITTING C R I M E S

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swugflower · 9 months

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Bruce, after managing to finally put two and two together: Clark, I have recently noticed that I have developed feelings for you and have fallen in love with you

Clark, whose been loving Bruce for so long that it comes to him as natural as breathing: hUH?

Bruce: but fret not, now that I have noticed my feelings, I will keep them in check as to not bother you

Clark, who is listening 24/7 to Bruce’s heartbeat like it’s personal metronome: what

Bruce: but for the sake of professionalism, our team and the mission I think it’s important for you to know. But again, I of course, won’t bother you with it.

Clark: I-

Bruce: good talk

Clark:

Clark: what did. just happen???

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gayjaytodd · 5 months

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Clark: I have feelings for you.

Bruce: I have-- feelings-- for you-- too.

Diana, narrating: the feeling was friendship but neither had ever experienced it before.

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sepia-stained-sunset · 1 year

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Hal: Oh hey, did you hear? That billionaire, Bruce Wayne, got engaged to that journalist, Clark Kent

Oliver: I wonder how Superman took the news

Hal: Probably better than Batman

Barry: What do you mean?

Oliver: Superman. He's totally in love with Bruce Wayne

Hal: What the fuck? No he isn't?! He used to date Clark Kent

Barry: Ohhh like how Batman dated Bruce Wayne?

Oliver: No?! Batman was in love with Clark Kent till he bowed out because Superman asked him to?!

Hal: No, Batman and Bruce Wayne were in love till Batman met Clark Kent

Kyle: All of you shut up! Batman is in love with Superman!

Oliver: Old news.

Barry: Yeah, Kyle, that's as obvious as Hal's civilian identity

Hal: Fuck you

Kyle: No you morons, Batman and Superman are dating. Like, they're mutually in love and they've acknowledged it and stuff

Oliver: When the fuck did that happen?!

Diana [angling to ruin their lives]: Have you considered the roles of Catwoman, Talia Al Ghul, Lois Lane and Ghostmaker in this love square? How do they play into this?

Everyone else: HOLY SHIT-

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arguablysomaya · 1 year

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Diana: Bruce, you have a problem with verbalizing your emotions. Bruce: Can't say I'm surprised.

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niiwa-angel · 9 months

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I absolutely LOVE the fact that Bruce and Ollie HATE their best friends spouses. Oliver cannot stand Barry while Bruce Bat-Glares at Hal whenever they're in the same room. Leading up to the wedding, Ollie and Bruce who are both their buddies respective best man, are trying to convince their friend to leave.

Ollie throws Hal a bachelor party with exclusively blonde entertainment. Male and female. The bartenders are all blondes. He's hoping that Hal will find literally ANY other blonde to shack up with, as long as he doesnt have to deal with BARRY FUCKING ALLEN.

Bruce tries a different, slightly classier, slightly less legal means if breaking them up. Bribery. He approaches Hal after a League meeting and pulls him aside.

Bruce: fifty thousand right now, in your pocket, if you break up with Barry.

Hal, dumb as fuck bless his soul: Why would I break up with Barry for fifty thousand dollars?

Clark and Dinah are both annoyed at their partners for being so immature. Bruce is ready to break his no kill rule just to get Hal away from his mystery movie marathon buddy and Clark intercepts all of his plans.

Bruce: People die of food poisoning all the time, nobody would think twice.

Clark: If you kill Barry's soulmate with bad chicken, I will sic the entire Daily Planet investigative journalist team on you. No secret Bruce Wayne has ever had will be safe.

Bruce:😠

Ollie tries getting Hal to leave Barry.

Ollie: Are you sure you want to Marry BARRY of all people? He's bossy, he's a shut in, he's-

Dinah, fed the fuck up: He's smart, he's got a good career, he understands that being green lantern takes up a lot of your time, he's cute.

Hal: I know, he's so amazing 😍

Ollie, trying not to barf: 🤢

The day of the wedding they both dial it up to eleven. Bruce is in Barry's space helping him get ready but the whole time he's very supportive of the idea of leaving.

Bruce: I'm just saying, there is NOTHING wrong with not being sure, if you need more time to think, we can leave right now. I'll have Alfred drive us to the airport right now and we'll go eat our way through Europe, no questions asked.

Alfred, who is very much looking forward to this wedding: No I will not.

Jay, about to walk Barry down the aisle:😡

After they get through the wedding and have been together for a while, Bruce still kinda pushes for a break up.

Clark: Barry's birthday is coming up, what are you getting him?

Bruce, not looking up from his newspaper: a divorce attorney.

Alfred, reaching over and smacking him.

Bruce, after a long suffering sigh: and a new microscope for his lab. He's been wanting one.

Then Wally comes along and all attempts stop because Bruce and Ollie are not going to be the ones to break up a family.

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incorrectbatfam · 1 month

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Hal: Hey Batman, do you take criticism?

Bruce: I do not, and do not speak to me or my son ever again.

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dc-and-damirae · 11 months

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superman: *shatters a window and flies through it*

superman: *turns around and helps Robin through it* Breaking and entering is wrong Robin.

Robin: Okay.

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gothamundernightlight · 4 months

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Jason: Hey Pixie Boots!

Damian: Call me that again and I will remove your organs in alphabetical order. Any questions?

Jason: Yes, actually. Which alphabet?

Damian: *attacks

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Hal: I went to Gotham recently and a 7 year old smoking a cigarette told me to go fuck myself.

Dick, leaning over to whisper to Bruce: I thought Jason quit.

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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Clark: You dated the brutal leader of the league of assassins?

Bruce: She wasn’t the brutal leader of the league of assassins when I was dating her- that was her father!

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