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imposterogers · 19 hours
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big fan of despite the nickname dick virtually disappearing from society and being used primarily as slang for a dude’s schlong, dc has not caved. fandom has not caved. nightwing’s name is dick grayson. wtf about it HUH?  
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arguablysomaya · 2 days
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i find the dischotomy between the batfam's potential to kill vs their real-world willingness to kill very interesting! so I made a graph because I'm a nerd
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Texts From Superheroes
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jasontoddsguns · 2 days
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Gotham Doctor: it’s a beautiful baby boy (double takes)….oh no
Mother: my baby! Is my baby okay?!
Gotham Doctor: he’s fine, it’s just…ma’am..he has black hair.
Gotham Doctor: and both you and his father have blue eyes…which means….
Mother: N-no that can’t be possible-
Dad: Dear god no!
Gotham Doctor: I’m sorry, but you know the rules (Pulls out a shotgun)
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oneswordstyle · 3 days
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Wip
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redrosebug · 3 days
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Headcanon that when Tim first became Robin, he would lecture Bruce every time he got sloppy and was hurt on patrol, but as time moved on, he just shifted to looking at Bruce with Alfred levels of disappointment whenever he came back with a new bruise.
Tim does it specifically to Bruce and no one else.
Bruce, in the medbay, after being shot: Alfred, can we close the curtain?
Alfred, pointedly not staring at Tim: No.
Tim, with his arms crossed, standing in front of Bruce: I'm not mad, just disappointed.
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Danny sees jason as a baby ghost
There are alot of fics that go "danny sees a sick baby ghost" but what if he couldn't see jason as anything other than a baby ghost.
Literally couldn't.
So danny sees a angry little ghost in gothem and cant help but feel bad, this is in infant that looks close to a second death, hell thats probably why the ghost is still an infant.
So danny dose what anyone would do, picks up the little ghost and takes him to frost bite.
Now who wouldnt do that they see a sick and malnourished baby unsupervised so they decide to take them to a doctor.
However, jason, tim, bruse and steaph were talking in a roof when this happened
They just saw a twig meta teenager pick up jason "built like a tank and could take you out like one" todd like a baby disappear, LITERALLY, in thin air.
Their loosing their minds.
After a while, jason manages to activate a tracker, but is very confused, they talk to him like hes a child and in usual circumstances he would find that annoying, but they were being kind and gentle, mansplaining what they were doing, and acting generally nice, they didnt stop him from walking around they just kept someone with him
The freaky part, is that the medical treatment their doing on him (which he was sure was an experment or drug or SOMETHING) was calming the pit rage, he's never felt this calm in years and is just so confused
When the batfam arrives they fully expect a fight when they asked for jason
The yettie thing looked confused for a second before holding up a picture of the meta that took jason, asking if "jason" is the one that "great one"(really?) Brought
When they confirmed that, that was the case, they ushered them in and started telling that about what they are (which apparently ghosts are real???? Save the existential crisis for later)
When they arive in what looks like a childs doctor offace they see jason, and they've never seen him so relaxed
Then this "great one" comes in, introducing himself as danny and started telling them about how he couldnt just leave a sick unsupervised child alone in GOTHEM of all places and asked they understood why he took jason
Slowly they all figure out that they, literally, see jason as some kind of ghost infant and are trying to hold back their mental crisis as long as they can
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batbunker · 2 days
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Harley Quinn: The Animated Series Legion of Bats #3
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incorrectbatfam · 23 hours
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Dick: You know that voice in your head that tells you that you're doing something wrong?
Bruce: You mean the one that sounds like Alfred?
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cloudielight · 3 days
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Danny Phantom introducing Dan to the Justice League: this is Dan, he’s kinda like my big brother now
Dan Phantom: I remember killing you.
JL: 0-0
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pepperymilk · 21 hours
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missus oracle schmoracle :^)
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Tim Drake keeps getting kidnapped.
No one is sure how the culprit is doing it and no one has so much as seen them, but whenever Tim stays awake for even a second over the three day mark he disappears.
He always shows up back in the manor asleep somewhere and wakes up with no memory of anything occurring. The only reason the batfam even know that he's being kidnapped instead or mind control or other alternatives is the pictures on Tim's phone of him asleep and a notebook with handwritten notes on it usually making jokes or puns and telling Tim to take better care of himself. This is usually accompanied by a picture of Tim with one of those clay facial cleansing masks complete with cucumber slices over the eyes.
No amount of staking out Tim prevents him from vanishing. He simply disappears the moment no one is looking and it happens both as Tim Drake and Red Robin. The only clue they've gotten on the kidnapper so far is a glowing white glove that appeared in one of the pictures holding the container for the face mask.
In absence of a name, Steph has dubbed him "The Sleep Fairy"
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youseeingthis · 18 hours
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softlyproblematic · 2 days
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In the danny phantom ghosts can have children somehow. And I've seen fics/fanart in which Jason has an emotional support blob ghost.
Blob would absorb negative energy and corrupted from the pit. Naturally Blob would become stronger, more complex over time. With Jason reading to then Blob starting to speak wouldn't that big of a surprise.
Until Jason finds himself with a photo-negative robin calling him dad.
Play into the horror of what Blob Robin is they could give him Jokers ripped out heart as a present the same way a cat gives their person a dead bird.
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I have a lot of thoughts about the ending of the Failsafe arc but yet again I am far too sleep deprived to properly articulate them. I do love the panels of Bruce and Tim in perfect unison though.
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jasontoddsguns · 2 days
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Robin Halloween costumes
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cynassa · 2 days
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Me, whenever I see a Batfam go to therapy fic/comic:
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