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incorrectbatfam · 3 days
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Bruce: Why do you smell like weed?
Jason: How do you know what weed smells like?
Bruce: I—
Jason: Aha, busted! You're grounded for a week!
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spiritleigh · 2 days
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Contrary to popular belief, Batman is NOT vengeance.
He is justice.
Such a great part of his character development from the time he becomes Batman and onwards is learning how important it is to be a symbol of hope, instead of being feared.
The Batman(2022) is a great example of this. The Bruce that’s talking about being the shadows and vengeance etc etc is not the same Bruce that holds that girls hand at the end of the movie.
This is why I hate angry hyper masculine violent Batman. That just isn’t who Bruce Wayne is. That goes against the idea of Batman being Gothams savior.
(Panels from Azrael Agent of the bat #53)
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kstarlitchaotics · 4 hours
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People: Bruce doesn't have a favorite child he loves them all! But this one is his favorite.
Me:...But didn't you say...
It's hard to say who IS the favorite child because all the kids that come across Bruce I really don't think honestly wise no matter how much "evidence" there is to support it; Bruce. Cares. For. All. Of. His. Kids.
We can joke around with whom might be because I do it too but really don't think there is an actual proof that there is an "favorite" among of the Bat-clan because he loves them and no I'm not baiting this I really mean it
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randoparody · 3 months
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Short 🥺
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Dick, at the police station: hi, i'm here for jason.
officer: last name?
Dick : .....ah. you must be new.
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sharksandjays · 11 days
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Doodles!
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mikeluciraphgabe · 4 months
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Inflation so bad Gotham rent went up from $2.78 a month to $2.80 a month
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crybabylulu · 10 months
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NOT THEM AGAIN! 😭🤣 oof it really sucks to be Tim
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wwprice1 · 1 month
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The Bat and his boys by Nikola Cizmesija.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
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not batman, but bruce being his true self
for the non-comic drawings of our dear boy batsy, credit goes to @notalkingplz
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now I know we all know it’s soooo unrealistic when sibling characters call each other ‘bro’ or ‘sis’ but consider. each of the Batkids were only children before adoption so it makes more sense for them to use Generic Terms of Sibling Address
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birdskullz · 6 months
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dumb nightwing doodle, bonus points if u get the reference lol
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psychokatrixxxy · 25 days
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The batfam watches the first two Home Alone movies for "family bonding" as Bruce calls it. Bruce comes to greatly regret this decision when his children take it as a challenge to set up booby traps throughout the manor to see who 1) makes the most interesting trap and 2) how gets the most victims to fall into their traps.
I think that Damian would take it as an opportunity to prove his superiority as the blood son, very serious about it.
Jason would be disappointed after Alfred banned him from using anything that would cause too much damage to the manor or victim. "No, Master Jason. You may not place a bomb in the manor, no matter how weak you claim it to be."
Jason also puts his traps in places he is sure Bruce will fall victim to them.
Dick makes a few traps but not as many as his siblings. He flips over his siblings' traps and manages to avoid most of them.
Tim and Jason form an alliance to get Dick after he managed to make them fall into their own traps.
Bruce is happy his kids are "getting along," even if the manor gets a little messed up along the way. (Alfred makes them all clean up their mess.)
Bonus points if some idiot actually tries to break into Wayne manor and gets caught up in the mess.
Overall message, don't show the batfam Home Alone, they will take it as a challenge.
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Damian, holding Tim by the shirt: Tell me one good reason why I shouldn’t end you where you stand!
Tim, visibly afraid: U-uh… dick told me to have a good day!!
Damian, lowering his fist: You make a good point…
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sharksandjays · 1 month
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reed robin! yum!
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