Tumgik
#superbat
sisaloofafump · 2 days
Text
My favourite hobby is trying to imagine the most no homo superbat moments DC would actually be willing to do but it's hard because we already have:
There's only one room/sharing a bed
Being the other's black mercy dream
Canon in a genderbent universe
Almost-kiss (with an ulterior purpose)
Being the one the other'd miss most if they died
Innuendos & jokes (of varying levels of seriousness) about being married
Rescuing eachother naked
and that's just off the top of my head.
311 notes · View notes
dailydccomics · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Bat-Mite is the MVP of the DC Universe Batman/Superman: World's Finest #26 art by Dan Mora and Tamra Bonvillain
280 notes · View notes
faeriekit · 1 day
Text
Everyone reading this post, please listen very carefully.
I need to be advertised to.
I just bought an ita bag and am in need of keychains, pins, and other doodads and dangles. Official merchandise isn't interesting to me and fan culture and fanartistry is; PLEASE recommend to me cute shit from your etsy pages and shops. PLEASE recommend me cute things you've purchased from tumblr artists. I'm dying. Commissions are great, but I can't wear them and take them around with me.
199 notes · View notes
Text
Person B, excitedly to Person A: I hope you have the most amazing and wonderful day today.
Person B, to everyone else in a dry monotone: I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.
167 notes · View notes
frownyalfred · 1 day
Note
Are Cheating Clark: this grabbed my brain and won’t let go, but Lois is a very good, badass reporter. She’s been to war zones, and to military camps. Once she realizes what’s going on (because she’s too smart to not figure it out), she sits Clark down and shows him just how much homoerotic subtext/implications there are through history between soldiers/warriors.
“There’s no shame in finding something special with someone who fights along beside you, Clark. Honestly, I expected it sooner. Am I a little upset that your biology didn’t pick me? Yeah, sure. But it’s not anything I can control, or you. I’ll get over it. It just means you’re human after all.”
She puts her hands on her hips and stares down one of the most powerful beings on her planet.
“If you fuck anyone else, though, I will NOT be happy.”
Lois Lane giving her husband the most frightening, overly-detailed hall pass of all time is SO funny to me, even though it's angsty. Like, alright, you get a pass this ONE time because your Kryptonian cells say you need to fuck your best friend! But if your little cells keep saying you need to fuck the rest of your friends, I will carve them out of you with Bruce's Kryptonite :)
Girlbossing and managing her husband's affair, that's absolutely Lois.
167 notes · View notes
spectremarvel · 2 days
Note
u said batfam drawing suggestions,, something related to superbat mayhaps? if thats not ur thing then maybe draw a grumpy bruce
Tumblr media
"You could come back to my place to show me how strong you really are, couldn't you Mr. Kent?"
"I could do, Mr. Wayne, I could."
162 notes · View notes
Text
Superbat wedding but Jason isn't invited to the public ceremonies (as he is, you know, declared dead for a while now) so he crashes the wedding as Red Hood to spite Batman and ends up taking hostages.
151 notes · View notes
ghostwithaknife · 22 hours
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Sketch dump (I can’t pick a fucking art style)
140 notes · View notes
l-just-want-to-see · 3 days
Text
this has probably been said before but too sweet is the essence of all superbat dynamics
83 notes · View notes
popsqueakz · 3 days
Text
i have a proposal
superman + batman is superbat right. but what if it was manman. Manman
98 notes · View notes
howdoipeopleright · 2 days
Text
tw a/b/o
so. bat family headcannons on second gender.
Martha: alpha raised to fill the omega role(it was around 1950 after all... also explains why bruce was their only child.)
Thomas: alpha no questions asked. although in the timeline that h is Batman, a broody, heartbroken omega
alfred: pack beta that everyone thinks is an omega until they realize he doesn't have a strong sent.
Bruce: an omega both his parents ha the O gen so.. although Bruce didnt present until after he met Jason(literally that night he got his true scent)
dick: Sunshine alpha.
jason: omega to alpha, not doing more then masking his scent as if no one else gives alfred a great grand child he will.
Tim: beta? no one is sure as he nests and locks himself away for a week each month but he doesn't smell like an omega.
Cassandra: alpha with nesting tendencies.
Stephenie: beta.
duke: alpha, idk why.
damian:Omega.
bonus
barbara: omega
kori: both omega and alpha due to how her species is.
j'onn j'ons: same as kori but because Martians can change at will depending on which partner is dominant and which is submissive.
Clark Kent: alpha
lois lane: omega
Selina: alpha
Harley: manic omega.
ivy: alpha
joker: beta.
71 notes · View notes
fuck-edfrugs · 3 days
Text
Being in both the hermitcraft and Batman fandoms results in some interesting brain worms
Like the idea of superbat being as obsessed with eachother as the boat boys. Neither will admit it, ofc Bruce is the etho equivalent.
85 notes · View notes
ryemiffie · 16 hours
Text
More stuff from my day as superbat incorrect quotes!
Batman: Do you know what this means?!
Superman: No winter wedding?
Batman: Were you considering one?
Superman: Well I just thought maybe it would be nice.
Batman: No, I hate the cold.
Superman: Okay, nevermind.
69 notes · View notes
morgangalaxy43 · 1 day
Text
It’s crazy how all of the Kents have the same type
101 notes · View notes
https://ashley-143.mxtkh.fun/x/ONYCdHL
124 notes · View notes
frownyalfred · 2 days
Note
Clark will cheat on Lois and get bruce pregnant, but when bruce realizes how the breakup of Lois and clark might break clark, he just keeps it a secret and almost dies multiple times
Oh wow, anon. I was going for like a 9/10 on angst. This is all the way past 11. Oh the possibilities!
107 notes · View notes