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galaxy---ghost · 3 days
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save me 90s oracle
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incorrectbatfam · 1 day
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Batfam doing a group project? What kind of people are they?
Bruce: I'll be back around 5:30. I want the mission strategy done by then.
Bruce: *leaves*
Harper: Alrighty. Since we're gonna be here a while, I'm gonna grab us some food.
Barbara: But it's only an hour.
Harper: Text me what you want.
Tim: I made the shared drive. Did everyone get it?
Cass: Not me.
Tim: What's your email?
Cass: Don't have one.
Tim: How do you still not have an email?
Cass: I did. Then I deleted it.
Tim: Why?
Cass: Kept getting emails.
Barbara: Tim, just share your computer with her. Cullen, how's the outline coming?
Cullen: Already done.
Barbara: *reads it over*
Barbara: I know you used BatGPT.
Cullen: No one said I couldn't.
Helena: I'll do the citations.
Barbara: But we don't need any sources.
Helena, ominously: I'll find them. I always find them...
Jason: Who the fuck is writing in yellow text?!?
Duke: I don't judge you for your life choices, do I?
Barbara: Duke, if I let you use Comic Sans, will you change the color?
Duke: Comic Sans AND a word cloud.
Barbara: Fine, whatever.
Damian: Where is Father's credit card? I need to purchase some stock images.
Barbara: Top drawer, under the Robin handbook.
Luke: Hey, I'm trying to attach a video but it says the file's too big.
Tim: Oh yeah, we don't have the premium version.
Luke: You're literally billionaires.
Tim: How do you think we stay that way?
Carrie: *animating all the transitions*
Bette: For the sound effects, should I go with a relaxing seaside or dramatic swoosh?
Dick: Definitely the swoosh. As for the presentation, I think we should open with a choreographed musical number.
Steph: *makes the title slide*
Steph:
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Barbara: *sighs and does all the work*
Barbara, muttering: You can bet your asses I'm adding end credits.
Tim: What?
Barbara: Nothing! Keep going gang, you're doing great!
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mlim8 · 3 days
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I realized I never posted this here lmao... but this sticker is now available in my store alongside a bunch of other fun DC fam stickers uwu
Basically... Bruce misunderstood when Clark asked him out on a date and now Clark has to win over 8 kids before he can get to their dad lol
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gffa · 20 hours
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Damian is the funniest child alive actually.
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Barbara: Any luck finding Jason? Dick: Nope. I looked at the bar where he goes to play pool, the bar where he goes to fight, the bar where he goes to sing karaoke, and the bar where he goes to actually drink, and he wasn't at any of them. Selina: You know, It used to be that you went to one bar to do all that stuff - maybe two if you do karaoke - but now it's like everybody separates the activities... Dick: No, most people still just have the one or two hangout bars. Jason just does this to...keep things interesting. Selina: And what's that code for? Bruce: Make it hard for us to find him when we need him because he doesn't wanna do stuff.
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The Batfam but as my stupidest injuries
Bruce: broke his nose playing blindfolded hide and seek with the kids
Dick: under estimated how close a tree was and cartwheeled directly into it
Jason: dropped a medicine ball weight directly on his head while doing squats and got a concussion
Tim: fell all the way down a staircase while running to see a cat
Damian: cut his face open on a rusty swingset after a trick gone wrong
Duke: badly sprained his ankle, jumping off something on a dare
Cass: fell off scaffolding set piece during a performance
Barbara: burnt her hand making bacon when someone else accidentally hit the pan
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jasmines-library · 3 days
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I know i’ve already sent in a lot of requests, i practically live in your inbox(not sorry), but i just wanted to know if you could whip up some really angsty stuff?
Maybe something with reader being on patrol and she just randomly passes out and just won’t wake up again?
idk, i’m just craving your content😞🙏
Veins
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Note: Anything for you my love. Dont feel bad for sending them in, i smile everytime your name is in my inbox. sorry for the wait. :))
Warnings: Poison/drugging, passing out, needles, ivs but non graphic
Word Count: 1.3k
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There it was again. That funny feeling. You couldn’t quite place it, but it tickled the back of your mind. Physically, you felt fine. There was just something off about the whole night. Tim was running alongside you, the soles of his boots making little to no noise as he weaved nimbly down the street. Dick was slightly ahead; you were watching his six.The three of you were currently pursuing Poison Ivy, who royally pissed off, was threatening to release a batch of poisons into the water supply; naturally, it was your job to try and stop her before she could actually get there. Batman was also in pursuit, but he was coming from the other side of the city which meant that the chances of you and your brothers stopping Ivy before she got there were pretty high. 
You had almost caught up with Ivy when it happened. You could see her ahead, her torn clothes flapping against the winds that whipped between the skyscrapers and whistled down the alleyways. You pushed yourself to run faster, feeling the burn in your calves as you raced towards her auburn figure. You would have caught her if you didn’t catch a glimpse of one of her goons perched on a window ledge. It was dark, but you could practically see his crooked grin as he leered down at the three unsuspecting vigilantes. By the time you had realised what was actually happening, it was too late. 
The needle dug deep into your neck, with such a blunt force that you would have yelped if you didn’t have the sense to plaster your hand over your lips. It stung and would most certainly leave a bruise later. But what worried you was not, the soon to be bruise, but the groggy sensation that began to settle over you. 
Blindly reaching for the syringe, you pulled it from your neck with a grunt. It clattered to the floor. Everything seemed to swim before you in a mix of colours. It made you feel sick. And suddenly your body felt numb, stubborn limbs refusing to move how they normally would. You lurched forward stumbling and trying to grip onto the wall to keep yourself upright. It was hardly any use though; whatever they had stuck you with made it nearly impossible to tell which way was up as your world span. You had fallen behind, moving without a coherent thought as you tried to keep up with the speck that you thought was Tim. Everything was too loud, but you could make out no sounds, just a piercing ringing. 
“R’vn…” Someone was talking to you. You weren’t even aware you had stopped and hands swam in front of your face. Touching. Someone was touching you; their hands were against your shoulders trying to keep you upright. But who…
There was no face in front of you. Only a mangled mess of colours and an echo of your code name frantically falling from their lips. They were trying to get you to respond, to say anything but your eyes and glassed over and your limbs had fallen limp in against the stone wall you had been stumbling against. 
And then your body gave up completely.
Tim had to scramble to catch your body as you keeled over, ragdolling into his arms with limbs splayed out in each direction. He cursed, panicked and settled you down on the ground to stand over you. Wide eyed, he pressed the emergency signal on his coms, praying that Dick would get to you quickly and that Batman was close enough to catch Ivy. 
He tried your name again, shaking you by the shoulders. There was no response; your head just lolled to the side. It was then that he realised your body was hot. Far too hot. He struggled to get off his glove before pressing the back of his hand to your forehead. You didn’t even stir. 
“Son of a bitch.” Dick skidded to a stop beside his brother, palling at the sight of you on the ground. “What happened?”
“I-i don’t know. She was fine one minute and the next she practically collapsed against the wall-” Tim stuttered, unable to keep his composure. Usually, he was the one with the steady hand they could all rely on, but now he was completely short circuiting. 
With a curt nod, Dick tried to shake you awake, calling your name.
“I tried that.” Tim stated. 
Dick nearly snapped at his brother for making an irritating statement when he saw the lines spider-webbing up your neck. They were thin and black, spindling out like branches of a tree devoid of its leaves. Twisting your head gently to the side, Dick revealed it to Tim who swallowed thickly. 
“Drugged?” He asked meekly.
Dick shook his head. “Poisoned.”
Tim shifted his vision anxiously between Dick and you. His head perked up when something clattered off to their right. Dick was up in an instant, standing over you with his escrima sticks flickering with their angry blue charge. Tim reddied his bo staff.
“Go find them.” Nightwing ordered, standing over you protectively.  “I’ll watch her.”
Tim darted off for a moment as the older boy watched you with shifty eyes, hardly relaxing when he returned a few moments later. By that time you had begun sweating and your skin had grown clammy and gaunt .When he looked at him with optimistic eyes, the younger boy shook his head. 
“Nothing. But I did find this.” He produced a small syringe filled with a dark green liquid. The one you had pulled frantically from your neck.
“Good! That's good.” Dick exclaimed, taking a shaky breath. “We need to get her back to the cave. Page Alfred. Get him to prepare the infirmary.”
“On it.”
Sliding his hands under your body, he scooped up your limbs with ease. “Hang in there, kiddo.”
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“Get her on the bed, quick.”
Alfred was on the two boys as soon as he heard the cave entrance fling open. Dick was sling clinging to you as he bustled through the door, hot on Tim’s heels who forced everyone out of the way. They all watched you with worried creases etched onto their complexions. 
Dick lay you down on the bed. As soon as he was out of the way Alfred was replacing the empty space beside you, inspecting the spread of the poison. It had now begun to crawl down your arms and up the side of your face. Your features seemed sunken and your heart rate was dangerously slow. 
He reached for a needle of his own, sliding it into your skin before hooking you up to an IV. 
“What’s that?” Tim asked. His voice wavered. 
“Hopefully an antidote and some fluids to flush it out of her system. Babs managed to analyse the sample you sent over. The poison is lethal, but because she managed to pull it out before the whole thing entered her system, we think this should help.”
“And if it doesn't?” Jason’s voice asked from where he had been lingering in the doorway.
“Let's hope it does.”
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It took much longer than they had hoped for you to wake up, but nevertheless you did. Slowly but surely you cracked open your eyes and blinked at them groggily. It seemed that Alfred and Babs had been spot on; the antidote worked, but it made everyone nervous to think that if you hadn’t pulled out the toxin when you had, the situation could have been very different. Damian cringed at the thought. 
They had all been there when you woke up. They had been taking it in turns to watch you because they couldn;t bear the thought of you waking up alone, but when Jason called out that you were stirring they all rushed to your side to sit with you. 
It was nice to wake up with the all beside you, despite the fact that you felt like death. Probably because you had been so close to it. 
Ivy was arrested and sent to Arkham without much of a second thought.Batman had caught her before she managed to release the rest of her poisons. She had made an attempt on your life. It was safe to say that she deserved jail time for that, though there was no saying how long she was actually going to stay there for. 
The air was much lighter in the manor now that you were awake. You were still on bed rest for a short while, much to your protests and grumbling. But, luckily for you you were surrounded by a whole handful of people that wanted to do things for you that you didn’t even need help with. Not that you minded too much… Either way, they were there for you completely throughout your recovery, glad that you were going to be just fine.
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hollow-keys · 16 hours
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For science:
Clarifications:
If you don't know the exact number you've read just go with your best guess
Comics here refers to single issues, not collected trade paperbacks. For instance, the Under the Red Hood trade is 14 issues.
WFA is a non canon webcomic, not a traditionally published comic, so it goes in a separate category.
Comics don't have to be Batfam focused, just from DC.
Reblog for a bigger sample size + bonus: put your fave bat comic and/or fave batfam member in the tags.
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bibibusinessman · 3 days
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I feel like even though Bruce Wayne is in excellent shape his blood pressure would be through the roof. His kids are the main cause.
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mayamarvil · 10 hours
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new and updated batfamily time line by me!
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oraclebabs013 · 2 days
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This interaction is one of my favourites to come out of Wayne Family Adventures
It is so sweet but it carries so much weight like holy hell, getting to read some one reminding Jason that he is good and is able to do good just does something to my heart, especially when the person reminding him is Babs.
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noitwang · 2 days
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incorrectbatfam · 5 hours
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How small must the world be for both Bruce and Tim to witness John and Mary Grayson's deaths
Or for 10-year-old Duke to crack the Riddler's puzzle before Batman swoops in and saves the day, long before his powers came into play
Or for Sheila Haywood to leave her son only to end up assisting his killer a decade and a half later
Not to mention the popular fanon concept of Jason knowing baby Damian in the League of Assassins
Now imagine how many other invisible strings could've tied them together
Like what if Tim and Jason went to the same school when Jason was Robin but all they shared was the occasional bump and "excuse me" in the busy halls
Or what if Babs was a tutor and helped an elementary-aged Steph finally understand her homework only for the Browns to cancel after a couple sessions because they couldn't afford it
What if the first person to buy Cass a hot meal was Kate on one of her travels
What if Alfred witnessed young Selina shoplifting groceries but chose to turn a blind eye
What if Jason lived on the same streets as the Row siblings and gave little Harper tips on how to use tools and defend her brother
What if Steph and Duke shared the same school bus, only he sat in the front while she was toward the back
What if the first person to teach Tim how to tie his shoes was Bruce at a gala because Jack and Janet were busy talking to someone important
What if Bette did a DNA test for fun and found a connection in Nanda Parbat but just assumed the results was faulty because she knew her whole family, right?
What if 8-year-old Dick, the day before his parents died, stayed at a cheap hotel near Crime Alley and found 4-year-old Jason wandering alone and said, "I'll be your big brother for tonight"
What if the universe knew they were made for each other and wouldn't rest until they realized it too
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jetslay · 3 days
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DC Women by Ty Romsa.
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arguablysomaya · 13 hours
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Batfam as Tiktok comments
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fenrir-wolf-of-gotham · 22 hours
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Batfamily members ranked on how likely it is that they have eaten tree bark: (10 being they absolutely have)
- Bruce Wayne: 10
- Dick Grayson: 10
- Jason Todd: 10
- Tim Drake: 7
- Damian Wayne: 10
- Cassandra Cain: 0 (there’s no way this girl who wandered the earth homeless and canonically lived with wolves for a while ate tree bark /s)
- Stephanie Brown: 10
- Barbara Gordon: 5
- Duke Thomas: 11
- Jarro: negative infinity (probably doesn’t know what tree bark is)
- Alfred: 111
- Kate Kane: 9
- Helena Wayne/Bertinelli: 10
- Harley Quinn: 3
- Talia Al Ghul: -0 (She's a princess and wouldn't sully her pallet with tree bark)
Jokes on you this was actually all about seeing how many members of the Batfamily I could remember. All these numbers are FALSE!!! (well, except for Jarro and Talia)
“What about Catwoman?”
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