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*Before the creation of Hell*
Sera: So what did you get Deadpool!Reader for their birthday?
Elder Angel: I got them a kitten
Young Emily: Really? Me too!
Michael: I also got them a cat.
Sera: Looks like we all had the same idea
God: *sigh* [Looks at Lucifer] Please tell me you got them something other than a cat.
Lucifer: I got them a kitten...
[Cut to Reader staring blankly as they are surrounded by cats]
Reader: *Inhales* THIS IS BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!!!!!
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Lesbian Visibility Week
Vaggie: (walks into the bar wearing a hi-viz reflective vest over her uniform top, and an equally glaring harness strapped around her hips and upper thighs)
Angel: ...........
Husk: ........... (Starts mixing Vaggie her usual Paloma)
Vaggie: (sits down at the bar and takes the drink) Thanks, Husk.
Husk: Don't mention it.
Angel: ............So.... is there a reason why you're dressed like a safety coordinator for a BDSM club? I think the nurses down in Sloth can see you.
Vaggie: (glares daggers) Because it's-
Charlie: It's Lesbian Visibility Week!!!
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Unhinged AO3 Tags + Hazbin Hotel (But It’s Mostly VoxVal)
credit goes to @gabrielsbubblegumbitch for the idea
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Lucifer (seductively): Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Alastor: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
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Angel in the middle of a redemption lesson.
Angel: “Look can we wrap this up? The sexy bartender just started his shift, and I want to politely ask him if he wants to go get rowdy in the back of Charlie’s limo.”
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Reader: Did it hurt it when you fell?
Adam: From what? heaven? Or in Looove? *Laying on the ground mask broken*
Reader: Dear...As much as I would looove to save your ego...
Reader: YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!
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Valentino: *dies*
Huskerdust: *fucks*
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Honestly.. Alastor just looks like anyone I've seen work in retail approx. 37 seconds after they've gotten back home.
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Angel: Don’t preach to me about romance, Vaggie. I had a three-way in a hot-air balloon.
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Adam:You know, you can't spell independent without dependent.
Vaggie:And you can't spell "go fuck yourself" without fuck you!
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Incorrect Quotes (Hazbin Hotel Agere Edition)
Original Source: Pouting Match (Baby Looney Tunes)
Husk: *wiping down the bar counter*
Crymini (regressed to five years old): *walks over to the bar with a facepaint kit in her hands* “Whatcha’ doing, Papa?”
Husk: “I’m just cleaning, sweetie.”
Crymini: *holds up facepaint kit* “Wouldn’t you rather have your face painted?”
Husk: “Not right now, I have to clean up the rest of the bar. Why don’t you go ask Charlie to let you paint her face instead?”
Crymini: “But I wanna paint your face…”
Husk: “You can pout all you want, but I have to keep cleaning.”
Crymini: *crosses her arms and pouts with a sulky look on her face* “Hmph.”
Husk: “Kid, I said no. I can’t have you paint my face right now.”
*Time skip to a few minutes later. Crymini had just finished painting Husk’s face. His face is decorated with messily-painted skulls and hearts.*
Crymini: *happy with her work* “There! Now, isn’t that much better?”
Husk: *sighs* “I just hope Angel or Alastor don’t see me like this…”
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Husker: (watches Angel pour himself his tenth glass of wine) Another one? Your body's supposed to be a temple.
Angel: My body is a Catholic church. Filled with wine, bread, and guilt.
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Lucifer: Charlie, what do you want to be when you grow up? You can be anything you want.
Baby Charlie: I want to be like you!
Lucifer:
Lucifer: You can be anything except that.
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Incorrect hazbin quote
Younger charlie woke up from a nightmare: dad can you sing me a song.. *sniff* a happy one?
Lucifer: sure can sweetie, … 🎶a duck walked up to the lemonade stand-🎶
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Angel talking to Cherri about Husk.
Angel: “Look at his hat and his dumb outfit. I have to him!”
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