theineffableoystercatcher
The Ineffable Oystercatcher
She/they | Gremlin with a keyboard | INFP | Purveyor of incorrect quotes | Header image from Moomimsummer Madness by Tove Jansson
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in mesopotamia there were no 'cover letters' or 'curriculum vitaes'. there were just, pots.
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"don't mass reblog/like :/" coward. fool. somebody just went through and liked and reblogged 64 things from my blog in the span of half an hour at most. and i've never felt more alive in my life
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favorite character from any media BUT it has to be a woman. in the tags now go (pls talk to me about your favorite fictional women pls pls pls pls)
#tiffany aching and granny weatherwax from the discworld#vinnie and maroon from ramshackle#nina from soc#sally from welcome home#lady macbeth#too ticky from the moomins#probably more but i don't have the memory capacity for all of them off the top of my head
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The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.
Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?
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Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children
Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.
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Kaboom?
Yes Stone. Kaboom
[This joke was so much funnier in my head-]
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rip Mr Collins, you would have loved Patreon
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Lucifer: Charlie, what do you want to be when you grow up? You can be anything you want.
Baby Charlie: I want to be like you!
Lucifer:
Lucifer: You can be anything except that.
#hazbin hotel#charlie morningstar#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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trains are so cool...wish they were real
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Thanks for the tag!
-books,
-felt tips - half of them are dead at this point but I never know which ones so they all just sit in a drawer together
-flashcards. school is. fun. right now
-sketchbooks and notebooks, mostly as gifts because once you tell everyone that you like writing you immediately get piled with them (not that I'm complaining, I love my notebook hoard)
-pin badges (they're kind of like jewellery but minus the sensory issues)
-fandoms
@jupiter-the-god + open tag
I want to see what people like to collect bc I think it’s really fun!! So tag some people and everyone answer with what they enjoy collecting :}
I’ll start
- playing cards
- dice
- tea infusers (& tea)
- dried flowers
(there are no standards and no definitions for collections. there’s not set number, and there’s no size, just have fun :} if you’re asking yourself ‘does this count?’ yes, yes it does)
no pressure tags:
@hollybranch22 @irlmarthamasters @liamiscancelled @definitelysapphic @dirtbag-linecook-kyloren @thatslytherinbitch54 @ginger-canary @ciaraloves
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The Coast - PUP
Ship in a Bottle - fin
Sibling Rivalry - PUP
Kitchen Song - Tessa Violet
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me - Taylor Swift
Breakthru - Queen
Sincerely Me from dear evan hansen
Maine - Noah Kahan
Fifteen Minutes - Mike Krol
Lollipop - MIKA
@jupiter-the-god
thanks for the tag @wineonmytshirt @charlesleclerctv @truetaurus !!
shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.
espresso by sabrina carpenter
1000 blunts by $uicideboy$
fortnight by ts and post malone
prove yourself by radiohead
good luck, babe! by chappell roan
the only thing by sufjan stevens
carolina by ts
it's not ok by this cold night
florida!!! by ts and florence + the machine
i will by radiohead
no pressure tags: @haismie @fortnightthere @candoitwithabrokeheart @godsfavdarling @evermorecatra @anervousmirrorball @arobarbie @chappelroans @weeping-in-the-willows @coffeeisaritual @umbreonwolfy @captainpissofff @animallover4000 @astrariums @osblaineswiftie @evermqres @lonelydncers @timeless-pdf @doesntseeyourbeauty @anixknowsnothin @redwidow616 @abodyhasbeenfound
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My gender is different than my nationality.
Makes sense I guess.
@jupiter-the-god + open tag
Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.
My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done
@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid
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Alastor, to Vox: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law abiding citizen.
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