Tumgik
#50% off
shitty-kinda-doodles · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Know that I giggle like an idiot when I make these. I particularly found Alastor with Haru brain hilarious
2K notes · View notes
jackielikestea · 6 days
Text
Angel in the middle of a redemption lesson.
Angel: “Look can we wrap this up? The sexy bartender just started his shift, and I want to politely ask him if he wants to go get rowdy in the back of Charlie’s limo.”
177 notes · View notes
howlingday · 2 months
Note
Bleiss going crazy watching tarnished spardian pyrrha and rusted knight jaune make out
Jaune: I love you, honey.
Pyrrha: I love you, sweetie.
Bleiss had felt many emotions in her life on Remnant, and in this time here in the fantasy land of fairy tales. She'd felt simple emotions like joy, anger, sadness, fear, disgust, and desire. She'd felt more complex emotions only granted to those of certain sentience, like ecstasy, rage, sorrow, terror, revulsion, and lust. However, since coming here, she'd found a new form of emotion, one born from an amalgamation of her violent and most primal emotions. With venom-filled words and weapon-filled hands, she spoke her emotions into existence.
Bleiss: Why's she touching my man?
Bleiss: WHERE'S SHE GOIN' WITH MY MAN?!
105 notes · View notes
logwire · 4 months
Photo
Tumblr media
♡ the lovely voice
114 notes · View notes
charliexxxsharpe · 1 year
Text
Screen shot from a custom I made today 😘
75% off sale running on onlyfans until the 14th of February 🥳
50% off on loyal fans or you can follow me for free 🎉
Tumblr media
506 notes · View notes
simonsezsewart · 2 months
Text
made this for the bit while on a call last night, but it ended up kinda cute so I’m posting it lol
Tumblr media
55 notes · View notes
idkanametoputhere · 16 days
Text
50% off gif spam
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
40 notes · View notes
dungeonmalcontent · 7 months
Text
Okay folks.
Happy spooky month.
Happy open your ribcage and devour a victim month.
Happy best time of the year.
Happy Grimdark.
Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.
Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.
Grimdark & Dangerous 50% off for the entire month of October. Just use this link.
Don't know what Grimdark & Dangerous is? You must be new here. It's my magnum opus of 5e homebrew. Normally it costs $19.99. This month, if you use this link, it costs $9.99. I'll give you a second to wipe up that water you just spit out of your mouth using your excellent comedic timing skills you glorious potential Grimdark player.
Reader for the kicker?
This month, Grimdark & Dangerous gets it's first milestone expansion. Currently we are poised at 49 copies sold (as of writing). The next person that buys a copy triggers a file update. After 50 copies sold, all past and future buyers of G&D get an extra G&D expansion book for free as part of buying G&D. Grimdark & Dangerous: The Living Grimoire Expansion is a whole thing in and of itself, and if I were going to put a price on it, that price would be $8.99. On its own. Buy G&D, get the second book free. In fact, the only way to get The Living Grimoire is as a free expansion. This is content I've never shared before or published elsewhere. And if you wait, after this month, the price goes back up to $19.99.
Is this clicking for you yet? In the spirit of the month of October, I am slashing the price of a massive homebrew book in half so you can play as a horrible dark fantasy monster in your Halloween game. Not planning on doing a Halloween oneshot or mini campaign? Do one anyway, the amount of content in this book could write multiple distinct campaign outlines just from mixing and matching descriptive text.
You do not know how much self control is has taken me not to start this post with a Destiel meme, this is that big of a deal.
→ If it wasn't clear already, this is one of the very few posts of mine that you need to reblog.
120 notes · View notes
uncorrectintamed · 1 year
Text
Wei Wuxian: What's up sluts. I'm back from jail.
Jiang Cheng: [concerned] Sluts?
Lan Wangji: [more concerned] Jail?!
591 notes · View notes
Text
50 notes · View notes
shitty-kinda-doodles · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
I don't think I'll be able to spam doodles as much for a while but here's a couple of shitposts for today
147 notes · View notes
jackielikestea · 5 days
Text
Angel talking to Cherri about Husk.
Angel: “Look at his hat and his dumb outfit. I have to him!”
73 notes · View notes
susiephone · 11 months
Text
the greatest form of comedy is abridged series of animes you never actually watched, movies can stop trying
(note: occasionally you get so invested in the abridged series that you stumble into watching the actual show, and now you have shrimp emotions over the swimming anime from 2013 that have not faded to this day)
141 notes · View notes
danielleprice420 · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media
24 notes · View notes
piffany666 · 7 months
Text
I was re watching 50% off (the abridged free) and I thought of this:
Porter: what's up sluts! Guess who just got out of prison?
Vincent: sluts?
Sam: prison?
.....
Vincent/sam: PORTER!?
Porter: yeahhh
95 notes · View notes
jennatgirl · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
A very happy new year to my followers ! I hope this year brings you all you dream of . Lets get it off to a sexy start to ..so as a new years treat theres 60% off my v.i.p site right now , link in bio ! Enjoy ! Love Jenna ❤️❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋💋💋💋
33 notes · View notes