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Its red letter day!
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I love how in the final mission of mw2, for the original that is, soap is bleeding out slowly, and he just removed a knife that was sticking out of his chest, yet this mf decided to twirl that knife before throwing it.
Mf is dying yet he still gotta look like a badass.
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Pietro: her power cell recharge itself as she moves it's a revolution in robotic longevity.
Jaune raise his hand
Pietro: yes
Jaune: can you f# her?
Pietro:(confused) excuse me?
Jaune: can you f# her?
Pietro: no
Jaune, Ruby and Winter upset and leave
Winter: what was the point of all that.
Ruby: why build a robot woman if you can't have sex with her.
#rwby#jaune arc#penny polendina#pietro polendina#ruby rose#winter schnee#RWBY#robot chicken#Robotic knight#nuts & dolts#cold steel#nuts and dolts#arculus rift
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Ruby: It's night time.
Ruby: I'm vampire Ruby now.
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Royalty au
Jaune Doing manual labor with his people
Weiss: (Look at him getting his hands dirty with the work of the commoner getting all filthy and sweaty and breathing so heavily and taking his shirt off and poring water on him self to cool down)
Pyrrha: (HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD HE MARRIED AND YOUR HIS GUARD)
And Jaune of course is utterly oblivious and just happy to be there
Weiss can see that Pyrrha is pining, and Pyrrha can see that Weiss is pining, and Jaune is blind to both. Bless his heart
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Watts: I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrifying events of the last twenty-four hours, but you must understand. Our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind. Everything has clearly gotten out of hand now, yes, but it was worth the risk. I assure you.
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Blake: Jaune? Yeah, he's a good friend. He can be quiet and reclusive, but he can be really fun to be around.
Jaune: (Charging headfirst into death, Screaming)
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Weiss: Quick question; is the cake gluten-free and kosher? Does it contain MSG?
Jaune: MY BLOOD IS MADE OF SALT AND I WILL DIE IN TWENTY MINUTES.
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Weiss: This is called a traumatic experience.
Weiss: (Looks at Ruby) Not a "bruh moment".
Weiss: (Looks at Yang) Not "sadge".
Weiss: (Looks at Jaune) And it is most certainly not referred to as an "oof LMAO".
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Jaune: Ha ha ha~! With my semblance, I AM INVINCIBLE~!
Oscar: I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!
Jaune: ...
Jaune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Weiss: I hope Jaune is fine.
Yang: Eh, he's been through worse.
Weiss: Like what?
Yang: (Flashbacks)
Weiss: ...Yang?
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Oscar: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig up.
Oscar: ...
Oscar: Be sure to follow me for more gardening tips~!
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Blake: So... How did you become the ruler of the Ever After?
Jaune: (Thousand yard stare as thousands scream in his mind)
Jaune: ...Would you like some cake?
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Oscar: You know, Jaune, you remind me of the ocean.
Jaune: Really? Is it because I'm deep and mysterious~?
Oscar: ...No. Because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Weiss: Jaune, why are you eating moss?
Jaune: (Mouthful of moss) It tashtesh sho good.
Weiss: Oh... What does it taste like?
Jaune: LIKE MOSH~!
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Nora: Nice opinion. Just one small problem.
Nora: I've planted a landmine in an undisclosed location inside your house. Every step you take is a... risky move~.
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