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phosphorus-noodles · 2 days
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I miss the husbands </3
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There are salesman who talk and charm, whose hands move fast and mouth even faster. When they work their magic on you, you are hypnotised. Some describe them as wizards, some even say devils.
But there is Pix, and he quietly and innocently finds out how your mind works, and he moulds it to fit his product. He succeeds because his products work, and his customers believe the story.
<<Pixlriffs Sculk Cleanup Crew: Customer Interviews>>
Words in square brackets [] entail actions. Words in parentheses () entail questions by the interviewer.
Gem: [laughs] He just told me it was the sun god. I mean, Bdubs is pretty almighty and, like. [smiles] What's there not to believe? I'm not going to doubt the smart and all-knowing history guy who got blessed by the, uh, sun god. [tips sunglasses]
Joel: Oh my goodness, I cannot BELIEVE the state of my base. 379 catalysts? Thank god — I mean thank me, of course, the humble god that he managed to catch it in time. [sighs dramatically] It's all due to the power of Lore. (And what does that mean exactly?) [waves hand] There's nothing to explain, it's Lore. The one with an R, mind you.
Oli: Ohhhh yeah. I've made it in life. Over a hundred catalysts? I've made it big, man. (What did you think of the service?) Yeah, yeah, very good. Sure, there may have been some Lore [snorts] but of course it was my wonderful music that coaxed it out, really.
Sausage: Ooh yes, yes! Very good, very good. Pix was so helpful in clearing all my catalysts — and I mean, wow! I guess Santa P- cleaning lady from hermitcraft must've rubbed off on him! What a great guy, to be sure.
False: Uh, yep. I mean he did say it was modern technology, and at least I won't have to worry about killing, uh, mobs anymore. A bit annoyed by that Cuban guy, though. Um, [hand fidgets to her side] it was a good deal, I suppose. Thanks.
Scott: Mindblowing amount of catalysts. They were such a nuisance, glad Pix got rid of them with like, uh, his own magic eye? I'm not sure but, uh, I'm not really concerned. At least I can use my leather farm in peace now.
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Mister Farmer Rat
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@defonotsmajor
I think this is my favorite piece I’ve done this year :>
I was originally going to use a screenshot for the background but then I kept forgetting to grab it. So I did in fact make it harder on myself and hand drew the background. I had fun though :]
Click for better quality!! (Tumblr screwed me in the quality department)
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hexisafish · 1 day
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Redrawing of my first Smajor fanart
(the old one is from April 2021)
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gpt890 · 3 days
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I love the idea of dl!jimmy listening to country break up songs thinking abt Scott bc like
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.he would he’s such a loser boy I know he would
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pinkartdork · 2 days
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The life series
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cherrifire · 2 months
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What if the 3rd Life SMP was a RPG?
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quee-r-code · 6 months
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hello trafficblr
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avephelis · 6 months
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</3 LOVE LOSES!!
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cocoabats · 5 months
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The Sun || The Moon || The Star
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sickficch · 6 months
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The meetup
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cassberry · 2 months
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Just a little tribute for the Last Life SMP’s 1st Birthday 💚💛💖
This is a mess of mismatching skins and alliances but I tried my best considering towards the end of last life it was a mess haha
I picked what I did because it was either iconic or, I don’t know, the vibes were there so I hope this is all coherent.
I took a lot of inspiration from @/modsama1993 ‘s sprite work as it’s so cute and fun. Check them out!
(click for better quality)
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go-learn-esperanto · 2 months
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Here it is. The essence of MCC 25 Pink Parrots in one clip.
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mmm-bbaq · 5 months
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let her in
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deepseatime · 6 months
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i refuse to have coherent thoughts about their dynamic this season. take this as you will.
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wither-rose-circus · 6 months
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Ignore the fact that these are all different sizes and qualities, I stole them from multiple other text post memes
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