he just wanted his dad back :(
I KNEW THAT IMPULSE WOULD REDSTONE GRUMBOT I JUST KNEW IT
(I also don’t ship h!Grian with anyone cuz he’s an aroace icon)
PEARL’S POV OF THE SAUSAGE FLASHBACK TO GILDED HELIANTHIA ITS TINTED GOLD AND SHE’S GOT HER ARMOUR OOUGHHH
THE SOFT EMOTIONAL MUSIC ITS GONNA MAKE ME CRY
THEY’RE BESTIES JUST LIKE IN SEASON ONE HISTORY DOESNT REPEAT BUT IT DOES RHYME!!!
"I'm not doing it," said Gem staunchly. In the background, Pearl was almost on the ground, sounding like a malfunctioning vacuum cleaner that had just sucked up a cat. "You can't make me."
"Oh, come on," pleaded Impulse, trying (and failing) to hide a grin himself. He was holding up a Gem-sized maid dress, complete with elytra holes in the back. "We've all worn one at this point. You have to wear it to be a true Souper Trooper."
"I'm not wearing the damn maid dress," said Gem, arms crossed. "You and Pearl will snap like fifteen pictures and send them all to the rest of the server as blackmail or something!"
In the background, Pearl caught her breath, leaning heavily against a shulker box. "You know," she choked out, "you could always just eat it." Gem glared at her as she dissolved into giggles again, thrown to hysterics by her own joke.
"I'm not a fucking goat," she said.
"I could always send it over to Doc," suggested Impulse.
"No, Doc would just put it on," said Gem. Pearl was on the ground at this point.
"Get yourself together," said Gem, kicking her gently in the stomach. She turned back to Impulse. "Anyways, didn't Doc already put one on in season- 8 or something?"
"If you asked him to eat it, he'd probably do it," shrugged Impulse. "I think it has one just lying around."
"Well, that's settled," said Gem. She took the dress and looked at it with disdain. "Like you could ever fit me into this," she grumbled, and, tossing it back, hung it onto her horns.
Her comms beeped. <PearlescentMoon died of laughter.>
"Oh shit," said Impulse.
"She'll be fine," said Gem offhandedly, pointing in the direction of the Perimeter. "Off we go to get this godawful dress shredded!"
Hello everyone it's that time again. New Pearl video let's go.
Pearl wants to know what's going on with grumbot
She talks to Xiuma and they notice how the empires people covered up the rift.
They're both home sick and want to go back to HermitCraft.
Pearl went to meet with sausage to say goodbye.
And she met him at the santa Perla cathedral.
Sausage transported Pearl back to Empire season 1.
They're in her empire and she has all her tools and gear from last season.
They found the golden goose and she's riding it
They had a race from the barn to the end of the path.
She brought the sunflower back from season 1.
Sausage made the staff of sanctuary with the sunflower she gave him and a few other things.
Then she met backup with the hermits to return to HermitCraft.
Grumbot has some very ominous messages.
Pearl almost killed some of the empires people.
She is watching bdubs sneak in the back way.
And she ended it on to be continued.
I will be here again next week to recap the continuation. Until then see ya. 🙃