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Everyday incorrect quotes from your favorite dcau shows! (They/Them)
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Batman: I thought magic was just a myth.
Zatanna: Well, you were myth-taken.
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Bruce, trying to be a nice son: A nice, hot cup of tea.
Alfred: It's cold.
Bruce: A nice cup of tea.
Alfred: It doesn't even taste that good.
Bruce: Cup of tea.
Alfred: I'm not even sure this is tea...
Bruce: Cup.
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Do you guys wanna see my ponified leaguers
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pov: the riddler wants to ask you out on a date
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My hc for jonn n shayera is that they both got no where better to go when Justice league just formed and spent most of their free time in the watchtower and quickly became couch buddies
Them having their nails painted in the other persons palette was inspired by this convo I had when harassing character ai hawkgirl and got the sweetest answer of all time 😢😢😢😢 had to draw something based off of it
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Nothing will be funnier than the fact that in JLU Lex Luthor knows the Flash's face but can't do anything about it because he has no idea who the fuck that is
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Batman: i'm so happy.
The Flash: you don't look happy.
Batman: i don't smile a lot, and lately when i do it hurts. but trust me, i'm happy.
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Superman: Anyone ever tell you you're a lunatic?
Batman: Not in this context
(Quote from Shards of Honor by Lois McMaster Bujold)
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Lex Luthor to Superman: I hate everything you stand for, and everything you are.
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Booster Gold: I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should marry myself.
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Hawkgirl: Guess what's in this box?
The Flash: Donuts?
Hawkgurl: No.
The Flash: Muffins?
Hawkgirl: No.
The Flash: Corn dogs?
Hawkgirl: No.
The Flash: Chocolate?
Hawkgirl: No. It's not food.
The Flash: Then who cares?
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Commissioner Gordon : Let's play a game. It's called “Who Can Be Quiet The Longest".
Robin: Cool! Batman loves that game!
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The Flash: Thats a weird f-ckin’ tone man.
Stargirl:Thats just how he sounds. He has an asshole voice. Tell him its ok.
Crimson Avenger:….everything is great….
Stargirl: Dude…
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Wonder Woman: While I'm gone, Dove is in charge.
Hawk: I should be in charge, I'm the oldest brother.
Wonder Woman: Do you even want to be in charge?
Hawk: No, but I'd like to be asked.
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Batman: Waller, thank you for agreeing to see me.
Amanda Waller: I didn't. You just walked in here and started talking.
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Its kinda sad that isnt going to happen….im pretty sure if it was approved and such, it wouldve been a successful movie!
Its tiring thst warner bros is turning down or canceling movie after movie…..
#so far the batgirl movie#then the wile e coyote vs acme movie#and know this one!#dc comics#batman beyond#terry mcginnis
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