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therighthandofvengeance · 2 months

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not that I have a bias or anything…

#who are queue? what do queue want?#babylon 5 #b5 #hera rambles #for once it’s not an incorrect quote #source: @therighthandofvengeance #i said it once and i'll say it again #it’s sheridancore time #and again… happy Valentine’s Day ❤️#for both lovers and epileptics and those with a combination thereof

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oautincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

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justaz · 3 months

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*merlins magic gets exposed in front of the knights*

merlin, magic user: oh fuck

arthur, finally taking this opportunity to pretend as if he just found out merlin has magic after agonizing for the past month on how to bring it up: you have magic?

lancelot, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic: no! i have magic

gwaine, merlin defender, already knew of merlin’s magic, lover of chaos, ride or die: no, i have magic!

mordred, desperate for his hero’s approval bc no matter what he’s done emrys just stares at him with distrust and the poor boy is tired and so close to tears: no…i have magic.

percival, raised by druids and bonded strongly with mordred over that and does Not agree with the persecution of magic in camelot, had an inkling that merlin had magic but no proof: no. i have magic.

*leon and elyan exchange a look, elyan, amused and leon, exhausted, elyan shrugs*

elyan, knows how much gwen adores merlin and completely understands her stance bc merlin…is merlin, down to clown and put on a show, really playing up the dramatics: no! i have magic.

leon, exhausted, has known of merlin’s magic since he stepped foot in camelot, knows of his feelings for arthur and arthur’s feelings for him, knows arthur knows of merlin’s magic and wouldn’t harm him, thinks everyone is being absolutely ridiculous:

*the knights stare hard at leon and even merlin looks slightly offended at leon not jumping to his defense with the rest of the knights, arthur hasn’t said anything and is staring at leon expectantly*

leon, sighing: …no. i have magic.

#radio rebel reveal #>>>#idk if the idea that percival was raised by druids is either canon or a big fandom hc or just something i saw once that stuck with me #but i love it #anyways they’re all idiots #merlin bbc #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir mordred #sir percival #sir elyan #sir leon (the long suffering)#(he’s trying to be a brave knight of the realm as he always dreamed to be as a kid. too bad all his friends and king are complete fools)#merthur #idiots of the round table #look me in the eye and tell me i’m wrong #incorrect merlin quotes

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bruciemilf · 6 months

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"Dick is the golden child" I love that you love that, but I raise you this; This motherfucker barely behaves better than Ace. Barely. He's not even the silver egg.

Jason? On the other hand? Sure, he pretends dissapointing Bruce isn't a core fear. But he's afraid of letting Bruce down the same way you're afraid of making your mother mad.

A re-enactment of a normal day:

Dick: Okay, so, we severely fucked up this time.

Jason: [Screams]

Dick: But don't worry, I'm calling Bruce!

Jason: [SCREAMS]

#dick: whats the big deal!! b is used to it #jason who dissapointed bruce exactly once: are you high?? are you actually coked???? are you chronically insane???????#batdad #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #dick has a schedule for making bruce question his life this isnt new to him #dc comics #text post #incorrect quotes

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adeptune01 · 1 year

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*bored at a Wayne gala*

Tim: Anybody have any game ideas?

Dick: Let's play the question game!

Jason: NO! Do NOT listen to him.

Duke: What's the question game?

Dick: Two people have a conversation but only in questions. The first person to say a normal sentence loses- but couldn't you have figured it out?

Damian: That does not sound difficult.

Jason: He is unnaturally good at this stupid game. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Dick: It's not that bad is it? So who's up first?

Jason: Run away, little pigs. Run away while you still can.

Steph: Could I give it a go?

Dick: I don't know? Could you?

Steph: You're pretty confident aren't you?

Dick: Any reason I shouldn't be?

Steph: Remind me: your old outfit was butt-ugly, right?

Duke: Isn't that a little...personal?

Steph: Quiet, you. Wait, no, hang on-

Jason: Ooooh, sorry, Steph!

Steph: Duke distracted me! That's cheating!

Dick: Would you like a rematch?

Tim: Wait, wait. Let me give this a try.

Dick: You want to try, Tim?

Tim: Why not?

Dick: Let me know when you're ready?

Tim: I'm ready.

Jason: Short and sweet.

Dick: Anyone else? Jason?

Jason: Hell no- I've lost enough of my life to this dumb game.

Dick: What about you, Damian? You want to give this a try?

Damian: Well, wouldn't that be the next logical step?

Dick: Who said this was a logical game?

Damian: Were you the one who told Bruce to limit my animal adoption rates?

Dick: And what if I was?

Damian: Would you not feel betrayed?

Dick: Would you not like me to act in your own interest?

Damian: Is that a real question?

Dick: Is that an incredibly weak response?

*several hours later*

Damian: But have I proved my point?

Dick: Can we agree to disagree?

Duke: Dick, how long is this going to go on for?

Jason: Hours...days. Months doesn't seem unreasonable.

Tim: Speaking from experience?

Jason: You have no idea.

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plistommy · 7 days

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steddie in a nutshell

#Steddie #Ready steddie go!#WHOEVER TAGGED THAT ONCE into my post I love you that’s so funny #steve harrington #eddie munson #Steve tends to have friends who love to talk #Robin Dustin and Eddie #He’s used to it and he’s just listening like 🙂#Love this boy #stranger things #stranger things 4 #hellfire club #steve x eddie #incorrect quotes #meme #pic #edits #my edits #steddie fandom

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gayjaytodd · 4 months

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Clark, visiting Wayne Manor for the first time: uhhh, who's in charge here?

Bruce, sighing deeply: usually whoever yells the loudest.

#a jay original tm #clark kent #bruce wayne #batman #superman #superbat #the chaos of raising several teenage vigilantes at once #I'd feel sorry for bruce except he literally brought it on himself #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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ladylokilaufeyson5 · 1 year

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James: *seductively* I bet you’d like to see me naked

Regulus: *takes James’s glasses* I bet you’d like to see

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wazzi2ya · 2 months

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Husk, while the hotel is fighting off the second extermination: Angel! Will you marry me?!

Angel, in the middle of shooting at a wave of exorcists: I dont think now's the best time!

Husk: Now may be the only time!

Husk, as they meet in the middle of the battle field: I love you.

Husk: I've made my choice, what's yours?

Angel: ...

Angel: LUCIFER!

Husk: Wha-

Angel: MARRY US!

Lucifer, shooting past towards where Lute is fighting Charlie: I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

#i remember someone mentioned once how when elizabeth shouts at barbossa it looks like she's choosing him and jgjfjf #imagine Husk's confusion like that #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #huskerdust #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel husk #angelhusk #text is from pirates of the caribbean btw #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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mossfeathers · 7 months

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More silly textposts yippee :) [1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13] (added ID)

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therighthandofvengeance · 7 months

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#who are queue? what do queue want?#for once it’s not an incorrect quote #susan ivanova #@amygdalae #you ever just know deep in your heart that a statement is meant for Alfred Bester?

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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months

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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 13 days

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Alfred: Please, please stop drinking tea by putting the teabag in your mouth and chugging hot water

Tim, very very sleep deprived: Sorry for being cultured

#batfam #batfam incorrect quotes #dc #dc incorrect quotes #batman #tim drake #alfred pennyworth #i tried this once

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slutifer · 5 days

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Solomon: mc isn’t feeling well, so how ‘bout i take over their cooking duty tonight?

Lucifer: is that a fuckin’ threat

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cod-dump · 6 months

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*141 in a car driving*

Gaz & Ghost: *arguing in the backseat*

Soap: *very quiet in the front seat*

Price: This is why either Ghost or Gaz sit in the front!

Soap: I didn’t know they’d start fighting!

Price: I have to separate them or they start trying to bite!

Ghost: YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

Price: KYLE DON’T FUCKING BITE HIM

Soap: *regretting life choices*

#he just wanted to sit up front for once #call of duty #modern warfare #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #john soap mactavish #john price #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-all-for-the-game · 2 months

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Kevin: Andrew isn’t answering his phone.

Neil: I’ll call

Nicky: Kevin and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Neil, into the phone: Hello

Andrew, on the other end: Hello.

#calls from Neil are more important because he only charges his phone once a year #and definitely not because they’re in lurve haha whatttt that’d be so crazy #aftg #all for the game #incorrect aftg #aftg incorrect quotes #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten #nicky hemmick #andreil

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