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oautincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

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lalixlizzie · 19 days

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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

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goosin-around · 6 months

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Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #regina x emma #emma x regina #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes

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demonicbaby666 · 8 months

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Emma: What’s it like dating me?

Regina: You ever had a migraine and been turned on at the same time?

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ouatsqincorrect · 6 months

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the whole fam twitter part 3/?

#henry mills #zelena mills #henry/zelena #once upon a time #ouat #incorrect quotes #ouat incorrect quotes #fake tweets

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victoriously-regal · 2 months

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Regina: Everyone clear on what we’re doing?

Killian: I dunno, luv. This plan seems complicated.

Emma: To be fair, you also once said that about an orange.

Killian: They don’t make sense! Apples, you eat their clothes. But oranges, you don’t?

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crowfromfoggyforest · 1 month

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support group for people who have been screwed over by Rumple *everyone shows up* *Rumple shows up* Well, this is awkward.

#ouat #ouat incorrect quotes #ouat rumple #once upon a time #ouat humor #rumplestiltskin #credit goes to watchpointer and omegathekid on reddit

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vasfasan · 8 months

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Season 5 Episode 8 in recap:

Hook: I'm dying, Emma. Goodbye forever...

Emma: Nuh-uh

Hook: TF you mean "nuh-uh"???

#once upon a time #ouat #killian jones #emma swan #captain swan #ouat incorrect quotes #emma x killian #ouat 5x08 #ouat 5a

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escapismqueen · 11 days

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Regina: I didn't drink that much last night.

Snow: You were flirting with Emma

Regina: So what? She’s my wife.

Snow: You asked if she was single.

Snow: And then you cried when she said she wasn’t .

#ouat #once upon a time #swan queen #regina mills #emma swan #ouat incorrect quotes #regina x emma

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marvelflame2010 · 8 months

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Jefferson: My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over.

Jefferson: What do you want me to do?

Regina: I want you to break into a place and steal some shit

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happy-emmdings · 7 months

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ouat scenes + incorrect quote generator pt. 2/?

#ouat incorrect quotes #killian jones #emma swan #snow white ouat #david nolan #regina mills #rumplestilstkin #belle french #ruby lucas

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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months

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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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lalixlizzie · 2 months

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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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goosin-around · 8 months

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Snow: What color are Emmas eyes?

Regina: The most glistening green, so deep you could get lost in them

Snow:When was the last time you saw her?

Regina: 17 minutes and 23 seconds ago.

Snow:And when did you first meet her?

Regina:2 years, 7 months, and 12 days ago at exactly 3:48 PM, but it feels as though I have known her my whole life.

Snow: And when is my birthday?

Regina:

Snow: When is my birthday?

Regina:

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demonicbaby666 · 10 months

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Regina: I’m going to end you!

Emma: So like… enemies to lovers???

Regina:

Emma:

Regina: Yes.

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piraterefrigerator · 8 months

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Killian: ❤️❤️

David: 💙💙

Killian: That's rude as shit. What if I were in love with you.

#source: my friends in the discord chat last week #ouat incorrect quotes #captain charming

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