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lalixlizzie · 22 days

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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

#incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #regina mills #once upon a time #incorrect quotes ouat #the evil queen #the saviour #emma x regina #regina x emma #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen #humor ouat

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oautincorrectquotes · 6 months

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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!

Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him

Belle: That's not better!

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goosin-around · 5 months

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Emma: yeah ive been really into true crime podcast's recently

regina(trying to flirt): oh wow thats crazy ive actually been a main suspect in seven different murder cases

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #once upon a time #ouat #ouat humor #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes #storybrooke #enchanted forest #the enchanted forest #lana parrilla #jennifer morrison

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stubblesandwich · 1 month

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Picture this.

Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:

Killian: ......

Emma: ......

Henry: ......

Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime

Emma: oh God, here we go

Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--

Henry: make it stop

Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--

Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!

#captain swan #captain cobra #ouat #ouat humor #killian jones #can an artist please draw this for me I just find it such a funny idea #like how long would he go on for?#how many times has Emma heard this rant? how many times has Henry heard it?#I need to know these things

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crowfromfoggyforest · 4 months

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Rumple + text posts (plus Belle)

#i've finally made some of these myself #i'm proud of myself #this took way too long #so please appreciate it #also i've got more so #this is part 1 #text post meme #once upon a time #rumplestiltskin #ouat rumple #ouat humor #(my ideas

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kazoosandfannypacks · 11 months

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back with another silly little meme

#once upon a time #ouat #emma swan #killian jones #captain swan #captain hook #ouat humor #ouat meme #once upon a time meme #emma X grilled cheese is the real OTP of this show /j #once upon a time season 4 #kazzy's memes

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wastingstarsss · 5 months

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#text posts #text post #incorrect quotes #ouat humour #ouat humor #rumbelle #Rumplestiltskin #rumple #belle french #Killian Jones #OUAT hook #OUAT Rodgers #OUAT weaver

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victoriously-regal · 2 months

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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?

Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.

Snow: *smiles*

Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…

Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.

#ouat #once upon a time #incorrect ouat quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrectquotes #regina mills #emma swan #ouat humor #ouat crack #snow white #mary margaret blanchard #swan queen #swanqueen #source: the good place

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korosevren · 9 days

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Can we all appreciate rumplestiltskin from OUAT? He’s carrying the whole show and also destroying that 4th wall of ours.

#rumplestiltskin #ouat #ouat humor #funny #4th wall break

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totallyrealouatquotez · 1 year

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Regina: Do your worst miss swan.

Emma: ask and you shall receive.

Emma: You deserve to be loved.

Regina: wha-

Emma: you’re a wonderful and kind person-

Regina: NO- NO

Emma: I love even the darkest parts of you.

Regina: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FUCK ME.

#emma swan #incorrect ouat quotes #regina mills #totally correct quotes #once upon a time #jennifer morrison #swan queen #lana parrilla #the evil queen #havocreturns #probablygonnadisappearagain #horrible humor #ouat #yesivereturned #druggedbyelvesagain?

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malefistache · 3 months

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Patiently waiting for OUAT's remake with the proper ending: Swan-Mills family.

Swan Queen is the truest love.

At least they never made them share True Love's kiss with the beards. And don't forget that heart split fail 😂 Like, their "straight" relationships got canon, yeah, but never got the TL label while all others did. Hehe! 😝 Divorce is a thing in modern days. You make mistakes and you fix'em

#ouat #swan queen #sq humor #anti hook #anti hood

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lalixlizzie · 4 months

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Emma: *helping Regina push a bookcase* Push with your legs.

Regina: Shut up with your mouth.

#incorrect quotes ideas #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat #ouat fandom #ouat humor #ouat incorrect quotes #emma swan #regina mills #incorrect quotes ouat #the evil queen #the saviour #the savior #once upon a time #humor ouat #swanqueen incorrect quotes #swanqueen #swan queen #emma x regina #regina x emma

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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months

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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Belle: I think you mean cards.

Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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goosin-around · 7 months

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Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Emma: A doll.

Emma: A cinnamon roll.

Emma: A sweetheart.

Regina:

Regina: ...stop it.

#regina mills #emma swan #swanqueen #swan queen #regina x emma #emma x regina #once upon a time #ouat humor #ouat #ouat imagine #ouat incorrect #ouat incorrect quotes

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stubblesandwich · 5 months

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