Emma: Regina, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?
Regina, naked in Emma's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Emma, taking off her clothes: Me neither.
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Funny Once Upon a Time Mr. Gold & Regina Headcanon
So since Regina had to do whatever Mr. Gold said as long as he added "please", here's a funny little scenario for you:
Regina: What do you want Gold?
Mr. Gold: You know I've never been a fan of Granny's lasagna, it's so overrated...
Regina, unimpressed: And I'm supposed to help you how? Shut down her business? A mayor can do a lot, but not that. Besides, you rent that building to her, if anyone has influence over her, it's you.
Gold: Interesting thought, though not what I wanted. You see, your lasagna is quite good... Could you make some for me...please?
Free take-away🤗😋
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Hi Emma! How has your day been? And are you scared about the final batt?
It's been a day anon, by that I mean it's been a long day. How has yours been?
And final battle? There's always something to fight in Storybrooke, it might not be my final one, it might be, whatever it is I'll be ready...at some point. Popcorn?
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I love once upon a time. imagine being a human man. with a doctorate. and a successful therapeutic practice. with no fucking idea you’re actually a fucking cricket
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Picture this.
Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:
Killian: ......
Emma: ......
Henry: ......
Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime
Emma: oh God, here we go
Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--
Henry: make it stop
Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--
Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!
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Incorrect Hazbin hotel quote (x ouat)
Niffty: So, Vox... He's pretty powerful.
Alastor: Yes, but not as powerful as i am.
Husk: Debatable.
Alastor: Actually, no, it's not. >:D
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✨ 2023 monster girl + tv tropes of the week 19/52
regina mills
“You said I could let go of the anger that was weighing me down. And suddenly it felt like without it, I would just... float away. That anger was all I had. What would I be without it?”
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Can we all appreciate rumplestiltskin from OUAT? He’s carrying the whole show and also destroying that 4th wall of ours.
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s1 swanqueen was so unserious episode two and she’s taking a chainsaw to this woman’s tree
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