Emma: Regina, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends?
Regina, naked in Emma's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Emma, taking off her clothes: Me neither.
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Regina: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Emma: A doll.
Emma: A cinnamon roll.
Emma: A sweetheart.
Regina:
Regina: ...stop it.
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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.
Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.
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back with another silly little meme
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Picture this.
Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:
Killian: ......
Emma: ......
Henry: ......
Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime
Emma: oh God, here we go
Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--
Henry: make it stop
Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--
Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!
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Snow: Regina, what do you value about Emma?
Regina: She’s thoughtful. She picks flowers and brings them to me.
Snow: *smiles*
Regina: Often they’re ones I’ve just planted, but…
Emma: That’s how I know they’re fresh.
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Second verse same as the first. People who have never seen Once Upon a Time, which of these plot points do you think I’m lying about?
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me every single time Regina sheds a tear
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🎶In the arms of an angel…🎶 @whipjack
I present to you, the permanent (-ish) deaths of Once Upon a Time s3.
I got inspired binging Haley Whipjack’s s3 analysis video, definitely my favourite OUAT season video essay that has been made so far on that channel. Anyway, enjoy this piece and check out all of Haley’s OUAT videos that have been completed so far (s1-3).
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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
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Snow: What color are Emmas eyes?
Regina: The most glistening green, so deep you could get lost in them
Snow:When was the last time you saw her?
Regina: 17 minutes and 23 seconds ago.
Snow:And when did you first meet her?
Regina:2 years, 7 months, and 12 days ago at exactly 3:48 PM, but it feels as though I have known her my whole life.
Snow: And when is my birthday?
Regina:
Snow: When is my birthday?
Regina:
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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!
Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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In case you had forgotten about it: The ultimate funny-but-also-fricking-sad meme.
(I have no idea who originally made this, if you tell me i'll credit them)
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Snow: Regina what’s going on why’s Emma holding a marriage certificate with you and her name on it?!
Regina: Well Snow it seems what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vagas. I was just asking Emma how she wants to spend our honeymoon. In Hawaii or Costa Rico.
Emma: I said it didn’t matter, not like we had plans to leave the room.
Regina: Indeed.
Snow: *porn*
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