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lalixlizzie · 23 days

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Regina to Sidney: Emma Swan is going to be a problem. I can't stand her, she's going to take my son away from me.

Meanwhile Emma: *writing and kicking her feet in the air* Dear Diary, Regina smiled at me today.

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lalixlizzie · 2 months

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Snow: What’s the point of all of this?

Regina: Revenge!

Snow: The best revenge is living well.

Regina: Well, there’s no chance of that.

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lalixlizzie · 2 months

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Peter: So, what did you do last night?

Tony: Nothing.

Peter: I know, but what did you actually do?

Tony: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.

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lalixlizzie · 3 months

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Emma: Allright, listen up you little shits!

Emma turns again: Not you Regina. You are an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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lalixlizzie · 4 months

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Emma: *helping Regina push a bookcase* Push with your legs.

Regina: Shut up with your mouth.

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Wanda: You’d do that for me?

Natasha: I’d do a lot of things to you.

Wanda: ...you mean ‘for me’?

Natasha: That too.

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Nat, playing with a baby: Where's mommy?

Yelena, not paying attention: There she is. *points to Melina *

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Yelena and Kate are in a staring contest. The one who breaks the eye contact first has to complete a dare given by the winner. Kate has liked Yelena since a long time now but thought it was only one-sided. She loses intentionally to let Yelena win.

Peter: Alright Yel. You win!! What do you want Kate to do?

Yelena (looking straight into Kate's eyes): Kiss me.

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Sky full of stars

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Regina Mills x fem!Reader

A/N: This is the first time I write something like this, sorry if you don't understand something, English is not my first language but I try to write the best I can.

Warnings: None.

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It was a starry night, the moon was shining brighter than usual, everyone was having fun at Granny's. It had become very common for you and them to meet almost every day in that cafeteria.

They are celebrating that they prevented another curse from being carried out in Storybrooke, to be honest you think everyone is already tired of how repetitive this situation is. You think everyone needs a break.

Everyone is having a good time, but there's someone you can't get out of your head. Regina was the only person who didn't seem to enjoy the night.

She was sitting alone at one of the tables in the place looking out the window. You didn't like that, she should be happy and celebrating, not sad looking out the window waiting for it to be time to leave. You took a deep breath and went straight towards her.

“Hey.” You said as you reached her table. Mills looked up and her eyes connected with yours.

Those beautiful almond eyes were now looking at you. Oh god, you could faint right now. You never had the chance to tell Regina how you feel about her, whenever you wanted to try, things happened that prevented you from doing so.

“Hey...” She looks at you confused and then looks at the others. “ I thought you were celebrating with Emma and the Charmings ”

“It's tiring, they smile all the time, it seems like something is happening to them. ” You joke, to which Regina laughs. You never get tired of hearing her laugh. “Can i sit?”

The mayor nodded and with her arm indicated the place where you could sit. As you do so, she looks at you with a smile.

“ Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face? ” You began to touch your face to get rid of what made the brunette smile.

“No...” Mills moved closer to you to stop your hands, moving them away from your face as she intertwined her fingers with yours.

You started to get nervous, but you couldn't show it. What happens if she realizes that you like her? Will she talk to you again? You did not know. But after asking a thousand questions in your head, there was something that made you return to the conversation.

“Henry told me he had a lot of fun with you the other day. ”

“Oh, I just took him to the arcade and then we went for ice cream. It wasn't a big deal.”

“It's not what you did, but what he told me you told him”

You said a lot of things to that kid, you don't really remember the things you guys talk so much about. Emma almost always asks you to take care of him for a while while she finishes paperwork at the police station.

And that was a problem, many things went through your mind again. What could Henry have said to his mother?

You had no problem letting Emma know, since you have been friends for years and always tell each other things, no matter how stupid they are. And Henry liked to be part of your conversations, so you always included him.

But Regina... She wasn't the same as Emma.You don't know if she would take things well or badly.

“And... what did he tell you? ” You said as best you could, you weren't going to show that you were nervous.

“He told me something funny, that you like me.”

You swore you were going to kill that kid. Your cheeks began to burn, you were embarrassed, surely the former Evil Queen could see it.

“Everyone likes you, Regina. You are charming and a very good person. ” You tried to make an excuse so she wouldn't see the obvious.

She started shaking her head. “Not in a friend way. He said you were in love with me.”

“Oh...” These moments are the ones you wish the earth would swallow you and disappear. You never thought you'd feel this way. “I'm so sorry, I don't know how he could say that to you, I've never said that. I'm really sorry if you felt uncomfortable, I didn't mean...”

You couldn't finish your excuse because you felt the softness of Mills's lips on yours. You felt a million butterflies in your stomach. You couldn't believe what was happening. Did she silence you with a kiss? Like in the movies? Oh God.

After a few seconds, Regina separated her lips from yours and you just stared at each other, no one spoke for minutes. You could only concentrate on the moon reflected in the brunette's beautiful eyes.

“Does this... Does this mean anything to you?” You asked, afraid that the answer would be "no."

“Of course yes, I also have feelings for you. I thought Henry told you.”

“He didn't.” You said quickly.

“Well, now you know it.” She came a little closer to you, and gently and delicately placed her hands on your cheeks, and then kissed you.

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lalixlizzie · 5 months

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Natasha: Steve, I was wondering if we could have a little chat.

Steve: You want me to go home.

Natasha: No. No, it’s the opposite of that.

Steve: I want you to go home?

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lalixlizzie · 6 months

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Emma: But fine, we can play that game.

Emma: You can come over, and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions...

Emma: Or we can fuck. Whatever.

Regina: ...

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lalixlizzie · 6 months

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Peter: Why are you swimming with your clothes on?

Tony, who clearly just fell in the pool: Because I’m self conscious about my body.

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Regina: OH MY GOD! PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

Emma: I was taking a bath, respect my privacy!

Regina: it's my house! Why are you taking a bath?!

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Yelena: It’s like the old saying goes; I didn’t come here to make friends.

Kate: …well, that’s bullshit. That’s exactly what I came here to do.

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Zelena: you live with an eleven year old.

Regina: yes, an eleven year old and Henry.

Emma: hey!

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Natasha: you are the definition of an idiot

Thor: really? When did they change it?

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lalixlizzie · 7 months

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Regina: Okay. Never have I ever had lesbian fantasies about the two of us being together.

Emma: Shit. *Drinks*

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