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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days

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Yelena: [walks in covered in blood]

Kate: Amazing costume! Happy Halloween!

Yelena:

Yelena: Oh it’s Halloween. That’s convenient.

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: I'm in a bad mood, so no one talk to me!

Yelena: Even me?

Kate: What? No. Obviously, you can talk to me.

Kate: But nobody else! I mean it! Leave me alone!

Kate: (to Yelena) To reiterate, this does not apply to you.

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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days

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Yelena: I just wanna revisit something

Kate: Yes!

Yelena: If you were to put together a draft of people you'd want to go out with, would I at least be on it?

Kate: Y-yeah I mean, how many... how many slots?

Yelena: One.

Kate: … Wha-

Yelena: ... Two?

Kate: (blushing) What’re you asking me right now?!

Nat: How are they both this stupid?

Clint: Don’t ask me I just work here

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chaxan08 · 2 days

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Yelena: Who else here thought Kate Bishop was my girlfriend?

Yelena: Kate, put your hand down.

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loislame84 · 2 days

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Kate: I’m going to need you to punch me.

Yelena: okay.

Kate: wait. What?! Yelena: stand up. Kate: I thought you would say *starts up bad Russian accent* what? This is crazy. I won’t punch you, Kate Bishop.

Yelena, standing and cracking her knuckles: I do not sound like that and how hard can I go? Ten?

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gfmaximoff · 7 months

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Natasha, driving Y/N and Kate: So how was your day?

Kate: We almost got surprise adopted!

Natasha: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Natasha: Oh, okay.

Natasha: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

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rxmqnova · 7 months

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Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...

Natasha: *standing behind with roses*

Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*

Kate: *has balloons and a card*

Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.

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marvel-my-most-beloved · 5 months

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louwaffles · 1 year

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Kiddies GC Only

9:29pm

Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine.

Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!

Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks.

Peter: um i--

Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!

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iwannabealice · 9 months

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clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

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bishopsmacaroni · 3 months

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Yelena: I may be short but that doesn't mean I'm not tough! *aggressively tries to open a Caprisun* Kate: Kate: Would you like me to open it for you? Yelena: *voice crack* Yes please.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 11 hours

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Y/N: Do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just "huh".

Kate: I saw you.

Y/N: Honestly that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a photo of a drawing of Ryan Reynolds as a turkey.

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crybabycunt · 1 day

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(in the Avengers Tower gym)

Clint: So why do you do your paperwork here?

Kate: (sipping coffee while watching Yelena do her warm ups) For the aesthetic? I dunno.

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incorectquoteswlw · 20 hours

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Yelena: Why don't you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honour roll out.

Kate: Are you threatening me?

Yelena: No?? I'm flirting with you.

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chaxan08 · 3 days

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Yelena: That giant box is Kate's gift to me?

Peter: Yup.

Yelena: She's inside, isn't she?

Peter: Yup.

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loislame84 · 3 months

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*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*

Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?

Kate, looking around: here?

Yelena:…

Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.

Yelena:…

Kate:…

Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?

Kate, nodding: you may.

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